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Post by Brute on Jan 30, 2006 21:44:54 GMT -5
Ive been watchin the news lately and...they're gonna do yet another christian news story.
You know the abbreviated saying W.W.J.D. (What Would Jesus Do)?? Well, they're saying that two women from my state had done some research on what Jesus actually SMELLED like!! Out of all the stories that they have done so far, I think this one is by far the bizzarest thing ever in my life!!
What would you all think??
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Post by Enrique on Jan 30, 2006 21:46:40 GMT -5
Are there, like, no legitimate and/or meaningful news stories where you live?
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Post by contention on Jan 30, 2006 21:51:54 GMT -5
What did Jesus Smell like? That's just odd and scary at the same time. How could you come up with something like that. This is going to puzzle me until the answer is given. Seriously? The smell of Jesus. That bites at me, I bet he smelled..... like a human. Or, what was there.... or if it was. This goes onto the subject of religion as well. But for the sake of things, lets just say that he was there. I'm sure while he was alive, the last question he would have been asked is, "How do you smell... and by the way, I have this strange growing scar on my shoulder, could you cure that for me". They have some of the oddest news stories where you live don't they? So much that it boiled down to the smell of Jesus. Oh my, it just dawned on me!
With this new information we should just create a new brand of perfume and label it as "The Smell of the Lord" and have those little commercials with models in them. They don't make sense anyway, so you could go ahead with it. Just random people whispering, "It's the smell of the lord.... the lord if you believe in him.... if not than you don't really smell like anything.... and if you don't then you're a heretic.... a pure heretic....." To think, Jesus as the fashion leader of our growing world. Now this is something that I would love to see. He would be all over the billboards, adds everywhere for the sale of his perfumes. Then somehow they would cause some malicous disease. That's how everything always ends up. You know, what would drive someone to wake up one day and go, "By Golly man, I wonder what Jesus smelled like." And who in the world would go, "I know, like we should totally research!"
I bet he smelled like religion. You know that strange smell of perfume you get when you into a Chapel. I also label this scent as the very aura of death. Because it's also the same thing everyone wears on their way to the funeral. I can't explain it, but it smells like roses drenched in wine. Why does every Chapel smell like this? Do they conspire, or is it because Jesus has walked there. Oh my, the mystery of the world just unwravels at the feet.
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Post by Brute on Jan 30, 2006 21:55:48 GMT -5
Well..i dunno the whole news story about it is on tonight. when i watch it ill try to remember everything about it and get the info on here.
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Post by Graedius on Jan 30, 2006 21:59:18 GMT -5
I think more importantly, WHAT WOULD CHUCK NORRIS DO? |
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Post by Yoshiken on Jan 30, 2006 22:10:37 GMT -5
I actually find that a bit insulting XD, if i die, i wouldnt want scientists later in life figuring out what i smelled like XD.
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Post by Lazo on Jan 30, 2006 22:34:14 GMT -5
Of course, this is assuming that Jesus as you know him existed in the first place.
I think that Jesus smelled like Artillery. Jesus was going to be the king of the Jews. Artillery is the king of the battlefield. Jesus is called in for support in rough times. Artillery is called in for support in rought times. Jesus is in the minds of the non believers. Artillery is in the minds of the enemy.
Shot over!
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Post by Yoshi Master! on Jan 31, 2006 0:56:08 GMT -5
This officially proves theres too many topics....
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Post by Graedius on Jan 31, 2006 2:37:54 GMT -5
Of course, this is assuming that Jesus as you know him existed in the first place. I think that Jesus smelled like Artillery. Jesus was going to be the king of the Jews. Artillery is the king of the battlefield. Jesus is called in for support in rough times. Artillery is called in for support in rought times. Jesus is in the minds of the non believers. Artillery is in the minds of the enemy. Shot over! I love you. Double-scoop ice cream |
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Post by Strangie on Jan 31, 2006 6:53:29 GMT -5
Of course, this is assuming that Jesus as you know him existed in the first place. I think that Jesus smelled like Artillery. Jesus was going to be the king of the Jews. Artillery is the king of the battlefield. Jesus is called in for support in rough times. Artillery is called in for support in rought times. Jesus is in the minds of the non believers. Artillery is in the minds of the enemy. Shot over! Mmm.... artillery... Let's go present these ideas to our local church and see what they say. ;D |
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Post by Lazo on Jan 31, 2006 16:32:27 GMT -5
Mmm.... artillery... Let's go present these ideas to our local church and see what they say. Well I did. The guys there laughed. Except for one creepy guy. At first I thought they were laughing at me, but then I remembered I wasn't serious, so we laughed together. They said no, that Jesus smelled like a typical human of that time. I took my leave before creepy guy could say anything, leaving all of them with basically the same "WTF, mate?" look. I think. And this is from a Church in Kansas. So you KNOW it's legit! Jesus smelled like a normal guy. |
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Post by UMS Author Lava on Jan 31, 2006 17:13:46 GMT -5
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[glow=black,8,000]WTBP?!!!![/glow]
They're not doing this 'cuz they're outta ideas, are they?! 'Cuz that sounds like a very nutty idea!
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Post by dragonpaw on Jan 31, 2006 18:11:07 GMT -5
Wow, wisely spended funds/time (depending) ahoy! I seriously have no idea how this could benefit anyone.
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Post by Graedius on Jan 31, 2006 18:35:16 GMT -5
Jesus reeked of the holiness of a thousand grails.
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Post by Not-Garr on Jan 31, 2006 20:17:28 GMT -5
Oh come on people! We all know the answer to this!
Jesus... Smells like Team Spirit.
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Post by Graedius on Jan 31, 2006 22:16:08 GMT -5
Chuck Norris smells like Jesus.
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