No, seriously...

[teh yoshi]

Just when I thought you couldn't pull it off... you just had to!

Did you just mention something about Falco's dead body? Blimey...
And maybe the last comment wasn't necessary. D:

[Fluory]

That last comment was funny, and definately neccisary. Everyone else was doing similar things.

I feel kind of out of place with all you people, though. I probably might want to check out a Starfox game at some point, other than SSBM of course. Falco always struck me as generic in SSBM, being that Fox seemed identical to him in every way aside from appearance. I never actually played either of them for the most part, admittedly. So hooray for choosing Fox because anthro foxes are sexy. Like Krystal, who I'm bi for. =D

You could also always just include more characters in the thread to build upon a narrow debate...

[Chilaquiles]

contention said:

You can't write anything long for this post, and that's relatively unfair. However, if to vote you do have to see that Falco is obviouslly one of those pinnacles of what the word hot stands for. Actually no, if he was the definition of hot his body temperature would be over the limit and he to would likely die from this. A deceased Falco is a good Falco when you are a Necrophiliac, or just happen to feel like exploring your boundaries for awhile there. However, the true matter of this bird lies in his colors; it seems that the hue of blue is that which relaxes the mind and the heart. It might even give enough relaxation so that you could fall into the arms of this precious man. Even the most forward man (pun) could not help but turn a little for this creature; every road has it's corners. Besides, with that picture that Graedius showed it put Falco in that of a taller exterior, and you can't help but let your adoration turn for someone who towers over you. Then you can lay your head against them and sleep the night away; besides think about his texture, no one could leave that out. Oh those feathers and he would be a slick type of guy, not personality; for that it seems as some have said that he would just be sort of strict. Hey though, who doesn't start their motors at the sound of a precious threat? It all works out in the end.

Fox himself just seems to hard, and don't even go there; his attitude is just to well known. Anything that was special about the creature has just fallen apart. They no longer hold the boundaries that they used to, or well at least that he did. He even had his own set in a personal title; that just takes the notch down a bit. He was just to good with that staff of his, no one likes a show off. That and his mind always seems to be where the action is; while Falco's may be the same we just wouldn't know because we haven't seen the inside to his life. Come on now though, look at those red and blue patterns on the birdy; it's like a conflict between anger and peace, but only anger and peace within your heart. He wants you to love him, but his features just want to make you go away. It's all his little game, he is one of those suave type of guys you know, but only an animal that can just so happen to fly.

You can just imagine Falco as that abusive boyfriend that you couldn't leave. Sure the pain might hurt every now and then, but in the end his beauty is just to much to escape. Forget the bruises, it's puppy love. If it was valley girl language, you could look at Falco and call him a Hotty Hawt Hot McHot Muffin with McHot Sauce and Mchot Browns on the side. Besides, this question just had to be asked; everyone knows that Fox's Ship is such a Phalic Symbol.

...How did you manage to write a post so massive for a this or that question? Wow, I'm laughing so hard I fell over backwards in my chair.

And somehow that turned me on. Contention, I want to speak with you in private.

[Yoshi]

Easy there. Lets not get carried away.

Fox because he's losing.

[Spade]

You guys thought Fox looked ugly in Assault? well, look at him now! It's the only pic I could get
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/Sfcboxart.jpg

[Brute]

He looks really odd. XD No offence though.

[Spade]

docyoshi4 said:

Even though we can't include anybody else, if we could, I'd say Pigma. ;D

Actually, forget Pigma. Panther is best.

[Brute]

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

He's holding a rose, and plus he has that scar under his right eye which i believe brings out his inner beauty! XD Wait...............WHAT?!?!?!

[Wildfire the Dragon]

caretaker said:

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

He's holding a rose, and plus he has that scar under his right eye which i believe brings out his inner beauty! XD Wait...............WHAT?!?!?!

Hehe...nice Brute. XD Thanks Narcissus for reminding he his appearance. He looks awesome! ^^ But now I can't choose...XD

[Spade]

Hey, I got an idea. All of them at once! ;D

[Chilaquiles]

docyoshi4 said:

You guys thought Fox looked ugly in Assault? well, look at him now! It's the only pic I could get
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/Sfcboxart.jpg

Hahah, I saw that version of Fox when I was reading about the "Devolution" of Fox McCloud on IGN. Apparently he's just getting uglier and uglier with every game.

[Graedius]

Yes, yes he is... all the characters are, really.

[contention]

That's right Graedius, and some day, it will happen to you to. Dun Dun Duuuuuuun. But with the Scooby Doo gang by your side you'll be able to bust that mystery like a "Gangster in the Hood". Oh, aren't we all bound by fate to become less and less with every passing day? Its sad when it happens to characters in video games, it gives us that respect that morality is realistic. Strange though that we try to teach our children, the more you are exposed the less lustful to the public you become. Don't worry though kiddies, most people hardly get to make a sequel. Might as well make Fox hairless next time around, send out the message that, "Someday your career is going to end to, that is once we milk everything out of your name". Of course, Fox would likely have to sale it on Ebay just to make sure he could continue to live in the Nintendo name. That would be a hot buy, strange expenses, but none the less; just think of those fans, those crazy nine year old children inside all our souls. Or as our inner spirit would better say, "Starfawks iS sO FuN, LiEk tOtAlLy"; that's right people, you never really lose your younger days, it just gets partially burried under the useless knowledge and games you'll never really need. That's right Dante, swing that sword, swing it three times in a row and we'll act like the second one never happened. We need our own Fox back though, the one on the N64 with the choppy graphics and irreplacable sounds; where the only beauty you really needed was four polygons to shape your body and have them poorly colored. The true self was on the inside Fox, don't you remember buddy, on the inside?

As for the whole Pigma thing, he is just over doing it; sure you know some people are relatively hot but come on, a rose? Sure, sure, we get that he wants us to want him as that one song said; thank you Train. However he is just pushing the fold of how to look good for the people. Sure he has that whole Mr. Perfect feel to him with his black smooth fur, actually you know what lets cross that out and look at his eye. Something happened to that boy, it seems to show and he seems to express it well. Everyone knows though that with something that big on his face he's just being a show off. If Panthers are quick, he would be quick to get himself some make-up and lose the rose. Other than that, he definetly has himself some great notches to him. His colors don't clash at all, now that's taking things to a new level and also rises a question on some, "Sometin' Sometin", but we will leave this out of the mixture for now. It's only natural for Fox to have a rival Wing Team called the Wolf; who would have ever thought of that? Now talk about some brilliance for the creators of the game, really bringing out the brother-sister type of fight between the two speices. Who will win, we don't know; but if they really had X-Wings nature might actually be interesting.

Fox we want the old you back, we've had to waddle through countless titles where you seemed to lose your common sense and grace; sure the working force is hard and everything, but you're an animal in a ship. Foxes don't fly, you shouldn't even have a thumb, let alone talk; but you did Fox, and to us that made you special. We had something going, all of us with you, you know. Then you changed, oh Foxy, why did you have to change and take away all of our youthful days? Don't you remember how we used to act sick so we could stay home and just dawdle the hours away. Well you should, and now you've let it all go to waste; that's why Falco has a better body. Besides, you know the only reason he is on your team is because he makes your mind go sizzle and pop. You know, you might think artist could really bring out the characters these days with their top of the notch graphics and engines.

[Not-Garr]

I don't see what's so ugly about Star Fox Assualt and Adventures compared to the blocky-fugly N64 characters... Adventures had the best looking characters so far, in my opinion.

I actually think fox looed the best on Super Smash Bros. Melee and Star Fox Adventures. I really don't like the way he looks in the newest ones.

[Wildfire the Dragon]

I kind of agree with both of you. His look in the N64 was kind of messed up. I really like his Star Fox Adventures and Star Fox Assault(Aren't they the same?). Personally, I choose the Adventure's look. Smash Bros Melee gave me second thoughts about his design in the N64, since it wasn't too well with the graphics, but hey, time has pass by.

I really hope they use his new look in Brawl, but it'll happen, I'm sure.

[Graedius]

Other than how perpetually mad he looked in SSBM, I think that was his most perfect model ever.

[Chilaquiles]

They should just keep Fox's looks consistent, instead they make him look almost completely different with every new game they have. I mean come on, who's the moron who came up with the Star Fox DS look? His face got flatter, you don't see see his fur anymore, and his outer layer (Skin? Fur? Rubber? Painted aluminum?) is all weird and shiny. D: Not hot. I wonder what Falco will look like in that game.

[Graedius]

bathroomrage said:

I don't see what's so ugly about Star Fox Assualt and Adventures compared to the blocky-fugly N64 characters... Adventures had the best looking characters so far, in my opinion.

I thikn he look fugly as hell in Assault, even moreso than Adventures, which was getting pretty bad....


I mean... really gimpy, small muzzle, that's pointed and looks further out of place. His head is like, some really obvious trapezoid-shape. His eyes creep me out, hahah... he's perpetually angry looking, in the Sonic sort of way. In fact, frankly the model style seems to borrow a lot from Sonic characters as of late. Also, his eyes seem really small on his head, further creating a sense of strange disproportions. That, and the change from the lighter-cream fur color on his face, eyebrows, top of head is so obvious and erratic, whereas on his SSBM model, for example, it actually looks like fur, gradually and unevenly changing from one color to the other. To me, the recent StarFox models seem like 40% Starfox, with 40% Sonic and 20% MegaMan thrown int just for fun.



And here, we have the old Fox, the only one I'll think of when Fox is mentioned. Look at his muzzle -- a very defining factor, as I would know -- look at any picture of a (Red) Fox. I assure you it looks a lot more like this than the gimpy little stub of one they gave him in his most recent games. Note the fur colors, transitions ofrom one color to another -- smooth, and.... foxlike. TRIPLE BONUS MULTIPLIER ! ! (Not counting the last one, which is of SSB, obviously.) His eyes, look realistic on his head, and while angry-looking here, he's not grinning all Sonic-like while doing it. He has a reason to be, here -- fighting for the honor of Corneria! Ahem, anyways. I might add his ears look a lot better here, and even on his old SSB model, they're at least shaped in a manner that isn't an exact triangle. I included the side-view image of SSBM's FOx's muzzle there, for more hot muzzle action -- to further impress upon you the gimpiness of the current version's in relation.

Sure, you can rant off about his 'blocky' SSB model, because it was made on a system with less than hald the real-time rendering power of the GameCube... I think that hardly counts as worthwhile support to your arguement. Blocky he may be, but he still looks more like a Fox -- the Fox, than their Sonicly incarnation of late.


I guess, bottom line -- the way they're making Fox look now, seems so opposite of the nice, friendly personality I know of him. He looks so cocky and MegaMan-Sonic-esque -- looks like he's about to scream, "God damnit, I'm good."

Instead of making some cute corny pun as he escapes near death in spcae D:

[Chilaquiles]

...Yeah, Luke knows his furries.



Move over Fox, Falco. This is a real man. Double-scoop ice cream

One vote for Conker on the board!