LIED! 2nd part of the yoshi came to be!

[red.yoshi]

heh heh, well i lied! this is the 2nd part of how yoshi came to be!

were we left off, red.yoshi had just layed some eggs. time passes, and the eggs hatch! There were 4 eggs, and heres the names of the yoshis that hatched from them:

Teh Yoshi
Yoshi~*
Yoshiken
blue.yoshi

anyway, these yoshis were all baby yoshis, and they didnt know much.

teh yoshi: goo goo!

Yoshiken: da da da!

Yoshi~*: aaaaaaaa!

blue.yoshi: *shakes his raddle*

yulp, as you can see, 4 ordinary yoshi babys.

blue.yoshi: *hits yoshi~* over the head with the rattle*

yoshi~* : *starts to cry louldy*

red.yoshi: BLUE.YOSHI! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE RATTLE!

Teh Yoshi: opsies! i made a messy in my dipey!

red.yoshi: *-_- * yoshiken! stop playing around with those fire balls!

yoshiken: da da da!

blue.yoshi: *chases teh around, of course by crawing, then runs away by the horrible smell*

red.yoshi: teh! come here! you need to be changed!

teh: opsies again!

yoshiken: fiya fiya!

red.yoshi: yoshiken! no!

as you can see, we are left in the mayhem of this yoshi family. yoshiken has just lit a tree on fire, yoshi~* is still crying, blue.yoshi is runing around in circles, and red.yoshi is trying to change tehs diper! well, five years pass, lets see whats going on with the new yoshi family
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yoshi~*: daddy! i wants a sister!

red.yoshi: no! taking care of eggs is hard work especially-

teh: DAD HELP! yoshiken is shooting fireballs at me again!

yoshiken: muhahaha!

blue.yoshi: PLEASE BE QUIRET! IM TRYING TO PLAY ON YOSH-BOX!

yosh-box was a new invention that red.yoshi had made. anyway, if anything, red.yoshi didnt need was a child, but what he did need was help, so he was desperate that this child would stop all the complaining of the other yoshis. red.yoshi layed another egg. meanwhile:

teh: hey blue! i wana play to!

blue.yoshi: ok, yoshiken stop!

yoshiken: muhahaha! fire!

yoshi~*: im hungry!

a few days later, the egg hatched, containg a new yoshi named digi yoshi. her first word was: MUFFIN!

digi yoshi: MUFIN MUFIN! (still a baby)

yoshi~*: no, you cant have my muffin!

blue.yoshi: yoshi~* come quick! we need help! yoshiken just lit a forest fire!

yoshi~*: here i come! *puts down her muffin*

digi yoshi: MUFIN MUFIN! *reaches over, grabs yoshi~*'s muffin, and takes a bite, and chews*

digi yoshi:mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mufin good!

yoshi~*: *returns* hey digi, have you seen my muffin?

digi: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

yoshi~* digi! you dint eat my muffin! did you?

digi: mufin mufin!

a culple years later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

red.yoshi: guys shhhh! there hatching!

red.yoshi, blue.yoshi, digi, teh, yoshiken, and yoshi~* watch in delight as there five new brothers and sisters emrge from the eggs.

the new members:
anjil yoshi
yoshiko
yoshata
yoshisoul
and jelly belly the yoshi

red.yoshi: guys, im counting on you to help me raise our new brothers and sisters. guys?

red.yoshi looks over his sholder, and he sees teh, and blue.yoshi plaing yosh-cube. he turns back around. the new borners are gone! anjil is crying because she tryed to fly, and was unsuccesful, she hit the ground pretty hard, and got alot of bursies. jelly belly and digi found the hiddin stash of muffins, yoshiken was showing yoshiko how to make a fireball, yoshata had finnaly goten hold of a muffin, but jelly belly yanked it out of her hand, and she started to cry, and yoshi soul had gotten ahold of a stick and was drawing in the ground. could this be any worse for red.yoshi?

to be continued. i will also add more people = P

[Yoshiken]

wow that was pretty good, i am as destructive in my younger years as i am now....i cant wait to see what i do when i get older

[red.yoshi]

lol, all i can say is lol. i found this very humerous, but it might be just me

[RogueYoshi]

Nice job on this keep up the good work
i found this to be pretty funny and good luck on the next chapter ;D

[Rainbow Yoshi]

I love this story! ;D I can't wait for the next part!

[red.yoshi]

im gona put both of you in it, i just dont know how to make an appearence for rough yoshi

[RogueYoshi]

oh it be fine just put me in like anyone else

[Yoshi]

heh nice... But never mind. They came out of you...ewwww o_0

[Yoshiko]

alright red this is great HEY YOSHIKEN CANT YOU BE ANY FASTER AT TEACHING ME HOW TO MAKE AND THROW FIREBALLS C'MON HURRY UP I WANNA BE DESTRUCTIVE

[teh yoshi]

Ew, dude. You just laid eggs? And you're male?

You frickin' herm! XDD Hehehe, just kidding, just kidding!

[joshi]

I have to say, this one was much more easier to read! Way to go Red Yoshi! I wonder how you hatched eggs when you are male though...

[Rainbow Yoshi]

It was the power of yoshi.

[Yoshi9]

Good fanfic, I see you are putting everyone in it. *Thought* Are Graedius, and Boshi coming out of yoshi eggs too?

[red.yoshi]

i thought up a scene for boshi, but not gradeus. yes, male yoshis can have children...only you humans are so used to feamales having the children. for us yoshis its different -_-

[joshi]

red.yoshi said:

i thought up a scene for boshi, but not gradeus. yes, male yoshis can have children...only you humans are so used to feamales having the children. for us yoshis its different -_-

It is? I thought it was the traditional female Yoshi that can hatch eggs into actual Yoshies. Oh well, there aren't many known facts on Yoshies anyway.

[red.yoshi]

male parented egg layers are rare. you only here of feamale ones. but it is still possible

[Yoshi]

red.yoshi said:

male parented egg layers are rare. you only here of feamale ones. but it is still possible

your still crepping me out with male yoshi that can lay eggs it just doesn't add up. Yes we are different but that doesn't no excuse us from the biological uses of reprodution. It takes two ypshi to have a kid yoshies. We aren't bacteria . It just doesn't add up.. =\

[red.yoshi]

hmm, i see youre point tim, but then how did my eggs produce kids!?! im not a feamale! well, there should be a scientific explination

[Rainbow Yoshi]

Explanation: This story is impossible in a few ways.
1- Yoshis don't really exist
2- some of the hatched memebers are older than red (like teh) so he couldn't have children older than him.
3- a red yoshi could not have any yoshis that are of a different yoshi race (Yoshiken) and a red yoshi couldn't have yoshis that are a different color. (Teh)

So in conclusion, if these things all happened, than what's stopping him from reproducing?

[red.yoshi]

i like to fantasize, yes youre right on the fact i cant have another race (shuch as like baby_blue_yoshi) i can only have the ".yoshi" race.