Boshi

[Yoshiken]

well boshi im going outside to get some fresh air. *comes back in through the door taking deep breathes and yelling* BOSHI JOSHIS FOUND US HURRY HURRY GO OUT THROUGH THE BACK...Indonesia here we come

[Chaos]

*puts key in egnition ignition and drives off* (this is were i'll stop cause i have to go, till next time!)

[joshi]

Well, let's see. No one here. I bet that witness was paid to lie to me. What's this? Boshi's diary? What's this doing here? Hmm... *Opens the dusty, colorful book* Oh my gosh. Interesting. *Flips the pages* I can't belive it. I never would've guessed. Huh? What's this, a note? It says:

May 23, 1789

My sweetheart Boshi,

I thought as your mother, I needed to tell you that your father never returned from his long journey. Don't lose hope dearest, he's out there somewhere, search for him in your heart.
Love: Mom

P.S. Where's that milk you haven't returned in 21 years. Where are you anyway?*************************

Aha! A recording machine *throws note on the floor and presses button*. "Indonesia, here we come."

So Indonesia, huh. I think I'll keep Boshi's diary for reference. They thought they could pull one over on Joshi, well then they should've thought twice. As my 100th post, I pledge that I will finally capture Boshi and Yoshiken!

P.S. *Yawn* I'm calling it a night, I'm sleepy. I'm three hours ahead of your clocks so it's bedtime for me. See you tomorrow, when I'll finally catch !

[Yoshiken]

CONGRATULATIONS, ill just hold this confetti until i meet you in indonesia

[Yoshiken]

well then.....Boshis asleep in the back seat...joshis coming after us.....then just leave the driving to me....just because i dont have my license doesnt mean i cant drive.....

[Yoshiken]

oh wait joshi went and stopped at a motel.....then i guess ill just stop in this empty parking lot and create some plans for a better escape for tomorrow

[yoshi84]

I'll play the motel manager. *lol*

"Welcome to The Hunkajunk Motel! Would you like a king-size bed or two queen-size beds?"

[joshi]

Go for the King sized... Go for the King sized! Oh I mean, hmm... I recently heard of their the new destination. HunkaJunk Motel, Ha! Those two couldn't afford a room even if their lives depended on it.

Aha... here we are. They're talking to that strange yet very attractive female Yoshi. I feel a hostage situation coming on. I better sneak on them with 100% stealth, just like in my training. Now if only I had a spycam. Where was it?

[Chaos]

Stealth huh?! Your shoes are squeaking. (since when did i keep a diary?)

[joshi]

Fine, I'll just take my shoes off. There I'm bare foot. Brrr. It's cold, my feet are freezing. No worries, I'll survive. Let's see according to this diary, you had it since... 1970. That makes you... 34 years old. Wow, that's young. My great grandaddy is 20,000 years old. But wait, this diary says you were born in the year 500 B.C. that would make you over 2000 years old. Wow, you're a grown-up now. Does that mean I have to respect you? Anyway, I can't believe she let you have room for free. Guess I'll have to go with plan B. What's plan B? You'll see.

By the way, I'm starting to like getting off topic. According to this topic, we were supposed to get to know Boshi, but turns out that Boshi and Yoshiken are on a crime mission to escape my wrath, and it's up to me to save the world. Talk about off-topic. Maybe we should make a thread with us having adventures. We would be the sponsors and the creators. Everyone can tag along with either the good or evil side. What do you guys think?

[teh yoshi]

Joshi said:

By the way, I'm starting to like getting off topic. According to this topic, we were supposed to get to know Boshi, but turns out that Boshi and Yoshiken are on a crime mission to escape my wrath, and it's up to me to save the world. Talk about off-topic. Maybe we should make a thread with us having adventures. We would be the sponsors and the creators. Everyone can tag along with either the good or evil side. What do you guys think?

That's a great idea. Instead of goofing off in a bunch of threads that has no relation whatsoever with your crazy adventures, and possibly doing some harm in one way or another, why not have a forum for such nonsense all by itself?

[Yoshiken]

well ok we spent all night sitting in the waiting room for vacancy. well i guess we dont need a hotel now. cya joshi were off to cause more havoc in north korea...

[Yoshiken]

oh and joshis idea roxxors so much i think that it would be great idea to do something like an rp (roleplaying) forum. i love rp forums in messageboards.

[joshi]

An excellent suggestion. C'mon Teh Yoshi, loosen up. Why not join the fun? Rp is fun! You could join Yoshiken and Boshi's side or my side. Whomever you choose is up to you. Well, I'll see you soon!

[Chaos]

Join our side! Playing the cat and mouse is just so much better if you're the mouse! Come on! you know you ant to!

[joshi]

Wow, you know you ant too? You were refering to the mouse. I like the way you use metaphors and sarcasm. You two are funny.

Yeah so north Korea, how in the world do they move so fast? I'll use one of those single seater planes and fly over there. Those two won't escape from my sight, no siree, not while I'm still willing to get my revenge!

C'mon Teh Yoshi, join us. It's fun!

[Yoshiken]

join joshis side cause then it would be more fun with two cops and two criminals. oh and if your wondering how we get two places so fast we just use warp pipes

[Chaos]

Warp pipes get me queasy. (motion sickness) so never go into a warp pipe after i had riden in one!

[joshi]

Ewww. I'll keep that in mind next time I plan on using one. *Checks both shoes*

[Chaos]

Ha! I closed off the Warp Pipe to our hiding place. NEENR NEENER NEENER!!