Dream diary

[Yoshi]

This fever has been giving me weird dreams. For the past few knights I've been sleeping in two hour stretches and then waking up for an hour.

All of them have something to do with me controlling some kind of factory and making throwing knives., energy weapons and a robot revolution kind of thing. It's some pretty freaky stuff. I feel like I almost know how to really make these things.

Never any more detail either, just these vagues senses of factory machinations and weapons. I guess even in sickness I'm violent.

[Fluory]

So I've been having some unsettling nightmares recently. I had three in a row yesterday - two at night, and one during a nap in the day. I kept dreaming that Contention/David died, and in some rather strange ways. Rape/murder, disease, and in the other one some ghost of a musician killed him.

Uncool.

But I had a dream that was kind of cool last night. I could speak fluent French in it, and everyone knows I love French. French is great. And some other stuff happened. It's really a lot more epic than it sounds.

[Cayoshi]

I always seem to be having some sort of strange dream. However, the other night was particularly strange. Geddy Lee and I were playing Game Boys in my Tae Kwon Do Academy, then my Grandmother, MidnightYoshi, and I formed a gang that travelled by battery-powered massagers through desperate parts of town at night beating up members of other gangs.

It was wicked.[/size]

[Shoe]

The other night, I had some pretty spectacular dreams. I remember most of what happened, I think.

First, I was in some sort of Harry Potter fiasco. I remember it started with what was apparently a character of mine (which I have no memory of ever drawing him outside the dream). He was a grey person with white horns, and people kept calling him Snailboy for some reason. Well, somehow, it evolved into him grabbing people from a staircase in a rundown old mansion and gnawing on them. Somewhere along the line, I became him while he was doing such a thing, but I felt bad about it and let her go. Well, most of the flesh on the chick's face was gone, but anyway... I can't remember some of the details between there and me becoming this Harry Potter lookalike. This...thing was flying through the air, it was like a witchly phantom or something, and it came straight towards me. I punched it in the face, and it shattered like glass, and then everybody treated me better, calling me the chosen one. Then, I went to another old house where this fat old hag witch was holding someone hostage. Anyway, she had this odd plastic wand, like a toy. It was pink and glittery and had a bow on it, I'm sure. It was filled with what looked like water. She attacked me with it, casting a spell which was apparently supposed to kill me, but only sent this orange-yellow spike at my eye, which still didn't do much. She then reached down, offering me some food, I don't know why, and so I grabbed her arm and pulled her down. Well, there were holes in each of the several floors below me, all lined up, and I watched her tumble down all the way to the bottom. Anyway, I went to the room where the hostage was to find that girl Snailboy was trying to eat, but her face was perfectly fine. I tried to use the wand I got from the witch for some reason I can't remember, but it wouldn't work. Anyway, I was suddenly back in the mansion, but I was in the same room still with the girl, and the mansion caught fire. I tried to get the girl to leave, but she was still traumatized about her face benig ripped up (even though it wasn't anymore). I went back to find that the flames had reached the door, so I grabbed her and leapt out of the window, and somehow safely landed several storied below in the midst of a cheering crowd. That's about as much as I can remember of that dream. I think I might've flown in it, but I can't remember much of that, either.

I woke up after that, but went back to sleep because I had some time before my cousin came for me to babysit. This time, I had a dream of some sort of videogame, more like a flash game. I was this old war veteran, like Bill from Left 4 Dead, and I was shooting through these waves of underlings. It was 3D-ish, but the characters looked like paper cut-outs. I got to the final boss, which was apparently some long-time rival of the Bill lookalike, and he and his lackies got me down to about 1% of health. When I got close to the rival, though, the Bill lookalike grabbed him around the neck, pulled him to the ground, and emptied a full mag of a small SMG at point-blank range into his head. It was pretty hardcore, what with the bloody eyeballs and the brains flying out. After that, I still had to finish off the lackies, but I thought I still had 1% left. Well, after getting shot a few times, I realized my health had suddenly filled up full, and I received all these robot companions. So, these evil robots started coming out of a garage, and, man, were they badly designed. The gameplay really fell after that, and I woke up.

[teh yoshi]

I had this one dream that made me want to throw up the other day.

I was sitting in the strings section of a small orchestra behind a stage that had Steve Martin on it. During one of his acts, he tried ripping off his shirt, but then he somehow ripped off all his clothing or something, and then proceeded to walk around and through the orchestra section naked. Everyone was just gasping and utterly horrified while he was nonchalant about it.

Waking up that morning was just miserable.

I swear, now I cannot see Steve Martin the same anymore. This is probably the first time ever that a celebrity appeared in my dreams, and it had to be in one of the worst ways possible.

[Swift]

I have crazy dreams all the time, most of the time someone/something ends up dying, or starts off dead.

Here's one I had not too long ago. It's kind of long, but it made me laugh:

I don't remember the first half of the dream, all I remember is that I was in this building and that my old French class from high school was with me. We were working on some sort of food project and everyone brought in French stuff they cooked to pass out, but since I don't know how to cook I didn't bring anything. Anyway, I'm sitting in a chair next to a table just watchinge everyone else, but I happen to glance under the table and see an angry badger snarling at me. It tries to jump at me, so I start fighting it off, but no one else in the room cares; they just keep going on with their project. So I eventually hit the badger enough that it falls down and stops moving, but four more badgers come to help it. By this time, I've realized these badgers are zombie badgers. So I fight them off while the rest of the class finishes their project and leaves, turning off the lights and closing the doors. Eventually there's tons of zombie animals everywhere, mostly badgers and frogs. I somehow manage to kill them all, except I leave one frog left.

I pick him up and ask him why all these zombies are attacking me. He doesn't really answer, but he says "Tomorrow there's going to be a big football game at the stadium, and there will be tons of people gathered there. That's when the zombies plan to rise from their graves and attack." I force him to tell me how to stop the zombies, and he says "If you go to my grave, there's a belt buried there. This belt will give you the power to command zombies, so you can create your own army to fight off the ones that'll attack tomorrow." (He was supposedly a pet frog, so that's why he had a grave.) So he starts to lead me to his grave.

He takes me to this old broken-down church that no one goes to anymore, that has a small graveyard behind it. We come up to a tiny tombstone that says "Mr. Happyface" on it. So I'm like, "Your name is Mr. Happyface?" And he says, "Yeah yeah, just get the belt out." So I dig in the dirt to find this belt, but as I'm doing that, someone steps out of the supposedly abandoned church. When he sees me digging, he yells, "Get out of here, you graverobber!" and comes running after me. I pull the belt out, which isn't really a belt, it's like a piece of yarn with some felt glued to it. But as I put it in my pocket, the person tackles me. But then I realize the guy was really Shaq. So I wrestle Shaq to the ground and knock him out, which is suddenly possible for someone as tiny as me because I have the magic frog belt.

I start walking home thinking I'll just wait until tomorrow to create my zombie army. As I'm walking, I realize a woman is following me. She's extremely pale and has long, white hair. I turn around to look at her and see she's casting a fireball at me. So I put up a magical shield to block her spell, but my shield looks a lot like a blob of orange jello. With my shield still up, I cast a spell to teleport me home, and vanish. The spell doesn't work how I expected it to though, and all it really did was turn me invisible, with the only way to become visible again being to walk where I was trying to teleport to.

I walk home, which turns out to be this very lovely mansion. Once I'm inside, I see my aunt, who is rearranging the furnature. She's moving plants into my mom's room to set a scene for a photo (since she's a professional photographer). So I start asking, "Where's my mom's stuff? Why are you doing this, where's my mom?" Then she says, "While you were gone, you mom passed away. No one knows what happened." Then Shaq walks in the front door and says, "It's the belt! That frog didn't warn you that it's cursed! Whoever touches it is doomed to become a souless demon, and that all the people who matter most to you will soon die. I work for the church that guards that belt, return it to me." So I turn to Shaq and say, "You know, if you would have just said all that from the start, I never would have taken the belt in the first place! ... But I guess it's too late now." So I run off down the hallway. Shaq starts chasing me around the house, but he can't catch me.

And that's where the dream ends.

[theredsunyoshi]

being shot in the head then falling down the hole and its rainbowish
while being chased by a police car made out of a robloxain
while on the computer
typinf GGGGYTGYGYGYGYYTYTYTYTY
then it goes black and changes red then i wake up

yes my dreams are that weird and crazy

[teh yoshi]

So last night, I had a dream where I was playing some sort of game, and I was told that this game is next to impossible to beat. Upon playing this game, I was extremely tempted to look at some sort of walk-through, but ultimately decided against it.

Anyway, like my dreams that aren't of the mundane persuasion, this game took place in a real life setting, more or less. I was pretty much in it, and as far as I knew, there was only one level. Fifth was there with me, too, for some reason. As it turned out, this level was like some sort of bio-dome that was absolutely gigantic, with full-size waterfalls and multiple levels of fake jungles (but with cement paths for visitors). This greenhouse seemed to be floating above the ocean, and you can see water on all sides outside the glass walls, but since it was so huge, you can barely make out the horizon to begin with. The sky was a creamy orange color with clouds kissed by the near setting sun.

The only way to beat this game was to simply escape this complex. But knowing that this is an enclosed environment that happens to be floating above an ocean, escaping is impossible. What made me scared the most is the amount of murders that's been going on all over the place. Everyone turned into zombies, but they weren't mindless or anything. Every corner I turned to, there would be these ravenous humanoid monsters popping out from behind the trees or a cement wall. At one point in the game, I found about 15 seconds of security inside a car, but then right in front of me, these things just took out buckets of tacks and poured them on the only driveway that would seem like a way to burst out of the glass wall and drive the car into the ocean. Tacks or not, there were these bloody zombie things everywhere, and I had no choice but to run out of the car. My heart was pounding because I really didn't want to die. I remember running down some flight of stairs into some lower level balcony with plants and shrubs everywhere. It's bad enough that there's a path I'd risk taking if it had only one or two zombies on it compared to everything else that had ten or more. But what really made me scared was that a vicious tiger lunged out of nowhere and onto the balcony. I had nowhere to turn, and falling to my death off this balcony was obviously not an option.

Suddenly, after blanking out for a split second, I woke up lying on the floor in the same spot I was in. Except all of the zombies turned into normal, friendly people. The tiger was even friendly, and I was able to pet it. I didn't know what was going on. There was no longer violence or blood or anything. All these people just stared at my as I woke up from the ground. One of the folks told me that I had lost the game. The reason why everyone looks so normal is that I already died, and so were they. I got up to walk around. The entire environment in this floating greenhouse looked exactly the same, but all the people and the tiger became normal. I just thought to myself that all these zombie people were once normal people, and now I have joined them. I imagined that to people who are alive, I'd be nothing but a ravenous zombie to them, but through my now-dead eyes, I saw nothing but friendly people. I assumed that I'd be spending the rest of my eternal existence with these people inside this greenhouse.

And then I woke up.

I never thought about that before... If zombies were to exist, wouldn't you think they see other zombies as normal, beautiful people?

[yoshark777]

I just woke up, so now is the best time to write down the dream I had last night.

Yesterday while walking downtown I noticed a very tall fence with barbed wire on top of it that surrounded a private property. I remember thinking razor wire would be better.

It seems the fence was incorporated into my dream.

I seemed to dream that I was in the game-world of GTA 4, with its large and vibrant city.

I seemed to be in the industrial area of Alderney and I say a fence that looked just like the fence I saw in real life. For some reason a person open fired with a firearm at me and I was able to retaliate with RPG (Rocket-Propelled Grenade) fire.

Somehow the dream then shifted and I was walking and talking to some unseen person about conducting some sort of job from them. This part is very hazy.

Then the dream shifted again to being on top of a tall bridge and driving along it in a taxi where I could see the inside of the vehicle. I looked out to my left and saw towering skyscrapers and the roofs of smaller buildings. I remember thinking that it would be fun to get on top of them with a helicopter.

Something else happened, and then I woke up.

...Yeah.

[yoshi33469]

My dream is to- PUPPY! It just came true!

[andrevus]

niiiiiiice bump on the topic there XD

I've had this weird dream the other night i was on a bus on the way to a shopping centre when all of a sudden the road elongated and the bus started going with 200mph in like a second!

When i felt im about to crash i opened my eyes and the vision of the dream not just dissapeared like normally instead it cross faded into the ceiling of my room it was just plain weird

[Rainbow Yoshi]

I had a dream the other night that the ground was made of chocolate. It was sweet.

I also had a dream a few weeks ago that I had girl's hair and wore make up. That was not nearly as cool as my chocolate dream.

[teh yoshi]

At least it's better than playing "The Floor Is Lava".

[teh yoshi]

I had a dream last night, and I think it's the first dream ever in which I wasn't actually myself for once.

I dreamt that I was a seal swimming in the ocean between some islands, and I was looking for this female seal, probably as a mate or something. I was yelling at some older female seal on top of some rocks where to find this one seal I was looking for, and she told me where and she encouraged me to go get her.

I just remember telling that one seal that I thought she (the one I was looking for) was really cool, except I didn't like that one song she sang (for some reason, she was famous for singing Rainbow in the Sky, but I lied to the older female seal, because I wanted to tell the seal I was looking for that I actually loved that song).

So after making that older female seal feeling really awkward about what I just said, I kept swimming. And then I found the seal I was looking for. And I remember play tackling her, and then trying to lift her up in my sealy flappy arms.

And then I thought about holding up a cat...
And then holding the seal on top of that cat...

And then the ocean would bust out into a party playing Rainbow in the Sky.

Another sketch in my dream involved this magical CD player that could play two CDs at once. And, like, if you have some sort of randomizer, it could randomly select between the two CDs fluidly. Even in my dream, I was like, "Hasn't this been invented already or something?"

But yeah, to test it out, I put two CDs in, and it ended up playing Rainbow in the Sky and Shooting Star at the same time.

It sounded... kind of cool...

[teh yoshi]

I just had a dream where I was watching an episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, and it was about Will finding a way to clone himself. For some reason, everyone in the family was in on it except for the mom. The father didn't like the idea.

There were some jokes about Will walking by the mom, saying hello, and then moments later, his clone walks by, dressed differently, saying hello. Canned laughter ensued.

Somewhere at the end, the mom was looking at Will sleeping, and she noticed a switch next to his bed. She pulled the switch, and it revealed Will's clone sleeping in a hidden compartment underneath the bed. I wasn't sure of her reaction, because that's when I woke up.