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Post by Teo on Sept 16, 2004 18:56:48 GMT -5
"Aw great, I WORKED HARD ON THAT!!! Well since it will only last a few more seconds, I..." BOOM!!! "CRUD!! Good thing I'm not KO'd." *Ball and gun float from jet pack float from where the pack was, in addition to a tank of helium and neon fused together at the end with a kind of container.* "This is all that remains. Good thing the core was safe. And I can still use the tanks! Okay, helium, neon, opened! *Container gets hot.* And, release! *Opens little end in container making energy come out. Teo flies to another side of the planet.* "Bring out the small gun! No, this'll never work. I'm sure I have IT in the pack, yes!* Pulls out case (Don't ask where, it's like the lightning repelant). Assembles Sniper riffle.* Heh heh heh.
*Sticks ball between gate area, avoiding dynamite. Goes back, but takes aim while going back, snatches Jacob with his tongue, and fires the shot. And what comes out? A bullet. Made of what? Heh, URANIUM 256!* "Although I regret attacking a sacred place, there must be a reason they went here. Contact should happen in 3...2...1...0. Open parachute! Hey, I said zer..." BOOM! *Big huge blast, yes, the core was also uranium and gunpowder. The parachute alows fast movement, about the speed of the blast. And since this is an RP, there is air in space. Then the earth comes up fast, Jacob still there. The parachute allows a long and slow way down back to the cafe.*"Whew! That odd creepy Bowser got hit, the gate probably got busted to a huge degree, and all that remains of my pack is these tanks. So much for my new inexpensive prototype. I'll get my others, and maybe something else. Like... PUNCH!! Waiter! Me again, can I have some punch?" *boxing glove hits him.* "THE JUICE!" *Caprisun fruit punch hits him in the head.* "Getting closer... Aw whatever," *throws $3, in pennies. Then rushes to hospital to help out Jacob. Delivers Jacob, heads to Yoshi's Island through a warp pipe, goes to a warm valley, to pick up some stuff.*
"Heh heh, or rather HAHAHA!! No that doesn't work. Mweheheheh. No, not that. Let's try, heh heh heh. To those wondering, I'm rehearsing." *Arrives at a rock, moves it, though it's very light, and looks down.* "Heh heh heh, Show time.
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Post by Rainbow Yoshi on Sept 16, 2004 19:15:43 GMT -5
*as the smoke clears away you can see no harm done to the planet* Ha! He thinks he can harm the gate or planet! What a fool. The planet is imune to anything and everything. Bowshi, since you got hit you can have this. *makes a rainbow first aid kit* Now that... *gets hit with a fireball* YOU! *blasts more rainbow objects at Yoshi~* but only one hits her* Well, Bowshi since your better you can disengage all warp pipes to and from this planet. *Bowshi disengages all warp pipes to and from this planet* Good bot. Since Teo is gone, there won't be anyway back unless someone were to make some sort of trail from here. *Outside Blue falls of planet and lands with a sickening thud on Earth* Dang...
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Post by Teo on Sept 16, 2004 19:45:53 GMT -5
"Okay, ray guns? Check. Neutralizing gun? Check. Flash bombs? Check. Punch? *holds up boxing glove.* Check. Telescope range sniper, dang that was hard to build! And each bullet was $20! Check. Final version of pack with outer shield and wings reinforced with hardened magma and tinfoil? Checkeroo. Self destructing cores? Check. Radar with tracker? Check. Oh, and I almost forgot. The heavy sleeper. Usually underestimated. Check. I'm good. Let's roll!" *Lifts a lever, runs straight up on slow power, and pulls the lever almost all the way up.* Oh wait, what were the coordinates again? Oh right. 9,13,0. Back to the cafe," *Gets to cafe.* "Now I should head that way." *Goes far, but doesn't find planet.* DANG! I forgot that the Earth rotates! Well, since it rotates that way, coordinates should be 9,14,0. But first, set a tracker on Earth in case. *Throws, due to lack of gravity, it heads towards Earth and goes on a helicopter. Takes out telescope sniper, looks to his right.* "AHA! Plan breakin! Maximum power! *Makes lever go all the way and due to lack of gravity, pack goes faster than normal.* "Activate metal and outer shield! *Presses button and a thick metal stick comes out. The stick unfolds and another comes out, and another, and another! Rushes towards gate, outer shield flaming from gravity.* "The gate won't be able to take this!" *Aproaches gate, and passes through between the bars.* "Now wouldn't it be nice if I knew I could do that before? Uh-oh, I'm nearing the surface! I'll die of shock if I can't do anything! Brace for impact! Oh wait, hey! it's the heavy sleeper!" *Pushes button.* "Now it should take effect very... shortly....... and I.... won't die...if I'm..... unconsious....it will wake...... me up.... thou-...ZzZzZzZzZz". *pack hits something on the way down.*
CRASH!!
"What? Who? Oh right." *recollects memory.* "Now let's get out of this mode.*Metal shield falls off, all the dented parts at least, leaving one left.* Whaa?? I hit the dynamite throwing guy on my way down?"
Bowshi: First aid, First aid!
"Well, at least it must have made a nice distraction." *Receives rainbow hammer on his feet.* "YOW OW OW OW!! First aid, First aid! Wait, rainbow isn't doing that, the planet is! I dented it! Activating OWter shiel OW! Ah, better." *Purple shield goes around just the outside.* "Hey, we're in another planet, SWEET! Null-G!" *Does a flip, pan flattens him to the ground. Teo Plays dead.*
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Post by Rainbow Yoshi on Sept 16, 2004 20:23:20 GMT -5
Well, umm, Teo, the Rainbow Gate you can't pass. It's more of a forcefield than a gate. It um.. doesn't have bars. Sooo we can say all you did happened on the other side of the gate. Ok, that works since there is still a way to pass. (Read 2nd post on this page)
Bowshi: He looks dead... well i guess i'll kick him of... *Teo gets up* Teo: you didn't really think i was dead did... *The planet attacks him some more* Teo: Ow Ow OW! *Teo fakes dead again* Bowshi: well, this is nice. I'll leave you here to face the gate and planet alone. Wait! I'm trapped! I can't pass the gate! darn! Rainbow! Help! RainbowYoshi: Sorry i'm in ouch! A duel here. *sighs* But i guess i can help. *creates rainbow switxh and presses it. Gate opens, a hand grabs Bowshi and pulls him in. Gate closes* Bowshi: To pass you'll have to injur Jacob and Blue even more Teo! Do you think it's worth it? *Teo gets Blue and Jacob. Teo forces the KO'd Jacob and Blue to do the gate thing, Teo walks in. The gate closes* Bowshi: Well, since Rainbow is busy, i guess i'll have to take you on. *Breathes fire towards Teo but Teo dodges* Rainbow: Here Bowshi! *creates a rainbow potion and pours it down Bowshi's mouth* You can create Rainbow objects now Bowshi! Bowshi: Sweet! I'll test them on Teo! *creates rainbow orb and hits Teo with it* It works Rain... *is punched by Teo*
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Post by Teo on Sept 16, 2004 20:49:37 GMT -5
"Mph! I'll never make a sacrifice like that again! Uh-oh, fire breath." Bowshi readies Fire breath. "WAIT!! Isn't it time," *Throws core to Bowshi's mouth, getting it in.* "To take your pill?" Bowshi does a flame thrower, aiming well and crisping Teo. "cough! cough! Let's see who laughs last! *pushes button, Bowshi expands, retracts, and coughs out smoke. Teo is wide eyed.  * He ate a nuclear explosion. He ate a Nuclear explosion! Now I am mad! *receives kick in the shins. Teo pulls out ray gun.* EAT THIS! *shoots, shoots, shoots, shoots, shoots, shoots, shoots, shoots shoots, shoots, shoots, shoots, shoots, shoots, shoots, shoots, click.* Why is it a 16 shooter? *Looks up, Bowshi is as big as a house from eating: 1 nuclear blast, and 16 ray gun shots.* RUN FOR IT! *Pan hits Teo, Bowshi blows out too many flames everywhere in a good 200 meter radius, Teo is only partially burnt because of the pan. Bowshi never burped like that ever and faints. Teo pulls out heavy sleeper, but puts himself to sleep as he puts Bowshi to sleep. Then they fall down, put their back against each other and sleep sitting down. But Teo has a little sleeping trick. For the moment though,* Bowshi and Teo:"ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz." |
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Post by Rainbow Yoshi on Sept 16, 2004 21:02:32 GMT -5
Bowshi, wake up. *creates rainbow horn and blows it* Bowshi: Woah! Teo: Whoa! Rainbow: Hey don't copy my... *is hit with another fireball* man, i've got to stop talking to those two.  Bowshi: Well, since i've had my pill, it's time for yours Teo. *Throws dynamite in Teo's mouth right before he made a response* Teo: Crap Bowshi that was TNT... Bowshi: i know. *Teo's stomache jumps up and smoke comes out of his mouth* Teo: oog... i feel like puking.  |
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Post by Teo on Sept 16, 2004 21:42:19 GMT -5
"Dang! And I was so close to executing my plan! Let's try again." *Teo puts himself to sleep. No one bothers to harm him, until he finishes his plan. Teo puke's while sleeping, but he pukes also another version of him.* Yes, my lifelong plan has worked again! Now I just need to keep my body asleep, and I am ALL POWERFUL!!! Well, absolute power goes fast, so let's get going! Say your prairs Bowshi! BLIZZARD! *He puts his arms in the air, but nothing happens.* Dang, I'm not focused! *Get's kick in the shins from Bowshi. No OW OW as before.* You think that hurt? *Elbows Bowshi while he's at close range, hurling him down before you can say, BLITZ!!* Now I just have to stay asleep and your safe is helpless Rainb... Hey! *See's rainbow making a rainbow rock to wake the sleeping body of Teo.* "Oh no you don't! FIRA!! *Nothing.* ACK!! * Rock smashes the body, not waking him, but knocking him out.* YOU!! You are DOOMED!! FIRA!! *Balls of fire materialize and fire randomly.* Finally, I'm focused. STOP RIGHT THERE!!! FROST!! *Freezes Rainbow for a moment.* Now, what IS in that safe? *Teo vanishes through it, looking inside, he finds a wallet. He looks inside. 14 bucks. 14 bucks. Those guys were looking for a stolen 14 BUCKS AND CHANGE? I'm outa' here. *Takes his body and equipement, goes through the gate, and heads back for Earth.* But first, HAMMER!! *Hammer crushes safe, not doing anything that looks like it damaged it, but now, the door just won't close.* Bye!
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Post by Yoshi9 on Sept 17, 2004 14:08:31 GMT -5
Oh, wow, thankyou Teo, now I can get the money back *shoots fireball at rainbow while walking over, but it doesn't affect him much now, though he still feels the heat abit* Rainbow: Oh no you don't, you can't take that money, you haven't finished battleling me yet, and I wont let you! *Shoots orb at me, and while doing so, something black falls to the ground* Me:*gets up from being hit by orb* You shouldn't have done that Rainbow, now I'm going to make you really hurt! Rainbow: No, flys down toward the black wallet, but I pick it up first. *dials number on cell phone of store in Tokyo* Hi, I'd like to order, all of your clothing in the store, how much will that be? oh, wow, thats ALOT OF MONEY, WAY MORE THE 14 BUCKs *Rainbow is trying to swipe phone from me* No, I don't live in Tokyo, I'm on a planet called Rainbow planet, you can get here by magic. I'll give you my credit card number if you'd like now............*looks back at Rainbow* So Rainbow, you willing to give me the 14 bucks and change back, or would you like to buy a department store?
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Post by Rainbow Yoshi on Sept 17, 2004 17:30:44 GMT -5
Well, you don't know my credit card number so nyeah! How's about i make you a deal? You let me keep 5 bucks, and i'll leave you in peace and NEVER rob your Cafe again. Oh yes, and you can't tell a soul about this place or how to get to it. Except you already told the Tokyo guy... well as long as he doesn't know what magic... so how about it?
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Post by Yoshi9 on Sept 17, 2004 18:33:03 GMT -5
You drive a tough agreement Rainbow. Your credit card is in the wallet! But, If you only want 5 bucks out of this, then I guess It'd be better to let you keep $5, then getting into another fight all over again. Were losing customers too, since were not at the cafe working (I don't think Happy Hour went over too big) Ha, I got it. Make me one rare Rainbow drink, and you can keep the 5 bucks. Its not like a rainbow drink is rare to you, because you create them with ease. *Picks up rest of money* Hows that?
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Post by Jacobthehero on Sept 18, 2004 9:16:30 GMT -5
Ouch! that hurt (groan) i got hit by shocking Gate.....i hurt but not dead yet
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Post by Rainbow Yoshi on Sept 18, 2004 12:09:08 GMT -5
Oh alright, the rainbow drink is yours. And i thought i'de tell you, that credit card is Bowshi's. Bowshi: Hey! I've been wondering why my bill had a bunch of stuff on it i didn't buy. *creates rainbow drink* Rainbow: There ya go. *Takes $5 and gives drink to Yoshi~* and Yoshi~* leaves* Hmm, i wonder where Blue hit the Earth...
*down on Earth* Blue: ... Oh my back... of all the places i fell it had to be an icebureg... oh...
*over at hospital* Jacob:... oh... dynamite, Rainbow Gate, fighting Bowshi... too much pain...
*back up on planet* Bowshi, i want an upgrade to the gate. Make it more strong... deadly strong. The next place i rob won't be able to get up. *flies to store in Tokyo and steals all their clothes and flies back* Bowshi: They have no idea you did that master... they already had it set up to sell. But i guess they aren't getting any money out of it. Me: They can't get up here now... i just installed the anti-magic sheild around here. No one can get here unless they know about it! ;D
Well, i guess this would be the end...
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Post by Yoshi9 on Sept 18, 2004 19:06:52 GMT -5
Yep, I guess it would be. Oh, what a fun RP that was though. *heads back down to cafe, after picking Jacob and Blue-Yoshi back up from hospital*
Blue-Yoshi: So, did you win?
Me: Actully the fight sorta ended early, and peacefully* Jacob: What, what do you mean?
Me: You see, we were fighting, and we came to an agreement.
Blue-Yoshi: a what?
Me: An agreement, I get all the money back except 5 bucks.
Jacob: so we did all of this for nothing, because it was worked out in the end? *almost faints*
Blue-Yoshi: You know, those five bucks are coming out of your paycheck.
Me: I wouldn't worry about that, for the $5, I bought this off of Rainbow, a Rainbow drink. Its super rare down here, so it will sell very good. *walks back to cafe, and opens up door* Hey, why is the floor a mess with water, and drinks?!!
Digi: Hey, my life was boring here, I decided to use my magic to fly water and drinks around the room, it was fun for awhile. You guys want a muffin? *Three of us take a muffin from Digi* So, how was the trip?
Me: We got most of the money back, made a great deal, and Jacob, and Blue-Yoshi got shooked.
Digi: Interesting.
Me:yup
Jacob:Yep
Blue-Yoshi:Yep *Foshi K comes out of back room.
Foshi: Where have you all been? We've lost customers for this, come on, we need to clean up the cafe, and get customers back in here....hey, whats that Yoshi~* *looks at drink* It looks good, and it looks like it costs alot, give it here, and I'll put it up on the menu, I wonder what it tastes like though, I'll leave it up to the customer to find out. Ok, now whats our lucky meal of the week again.....or right, its ********
Me: I guess things are back to normal around here, so once again [glow=blue,2,300]YOSHI CAFE IS OPEN[/glow]
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Post by Jacobthehero on Sept 18, 2004 20:30:38 GMT -5
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Post by Yoshi9 on Sept 18, 2004 20:35:20 GMT -5
huh? Who has a talking Sandwich?
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Post by Jacobthehero on Sept 18, 2004 20:36:30 GMT -5
Yoshi Cafe
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Post by Teo on Sept 19, 2004 3:52:25 GMT -5
*slowly goes in through door and slides on the floor to a table.* Hello. *sigh* The first time I see a rainbow yoshi and maybe the last. If I had brought my DNA recorder, I could have copied the DNA and actually made a rainbow yoshi clone later on. I only need to go where he has been or touched recently. It would have gotten smashed anyhow, but then again, I stole it in the first place. But then again, the closet was full of them. Enough talking to myself. Waiter, can I have some pun... Hey, what's that new drink on the menu?"
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Post by Jacobthehero on Sept 19, 2004 11:08:14 GMT -5
*Goes in [glow=blue,2,300]Yoshi Cafe[/glow]* Jacob: i think i saw something *and Jacob Looks at Sandwich* Sandwich: Hello, My Name is Sandwich nice to meet you Jacob: Wow! You Must be TALKING SANDWICH |
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Post by Yoshi9 on Sept 19, 2004 12:18:31 GMT -5
Waiter, can I have some pun... Hey, what's that new drink on the menu?" Its Waitress, and that new drink is our very rare rainbow drink. We only have one right now, and I'm not sure on the $$$ range of it, you'd have to ask Blue-Yoshi, or Foshi. Its cost will be up there though, I know that. Would you like it? |
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Post by Teo on Sept 19, 2004 14:29:56 GMT -5
It might still have part of that rainbows trace. And even if I wasn't looking for the trace, curiousity always haunted me.
"Yes, and I think I know how you and that rainbow yoshi can make good business. As for the price, I'll pay up, *checks wallet.* I can't believe I never used up my whole account coming to yoshi's island and gettiing the equipement. Better not use it all though. $250 and I'll say my idea on how you can do business with the yoshi. But if this isn't enough, if there's a post open here, I'll join.
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