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Post by Yoshee&Champ on Mar 25, 2005 21:29:21 GMT -5
*wheels outside, looking for apples to make cookies, and finds Teo's real cookies on the ground* "Yay! what excellent cookies! I'll set up a party." *wheels back inside to tell everyone the good news*
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Post by Teo on Mar 26, 2005 1:56:59 GMT -5
"Red, pull me HOME at least to pick up supplies! I got a set of Digital photo-binoculars!"
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Post by Spade on Mar 26, 2005 3:54:17 GMT -5
*faces Death*well, now that they're gone, let's get this over with  *pulls out an ak47* |
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Post by bloodoftheyoshi on Mar 26, 2005 13:09:33 GMT -5
"Im already dead you cant kill me!" *swings scythe cuts off docs head*" HA!" *takes body and head and brings them to heaven*
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Post by red.yoshi on Mar 26, 2005 14:02:15 GMT -5
red.yoshi: *hoists teo onto his back, and sets off for his house*
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Post by Yoshee&Champ on Mar 26, 2005 20:49:22 GMT -5
"Eh? Where is everyone?" *wheels into a seemingly deserted retirement home*
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Post by Teo on Mar 27, 2005 13:33:01 GMT -5
*walks into closet, looking for tricks at his house.*
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Post by red.yoshi on Mar 27, 2005 20:23:10 GMT -5
red.yoshi: *searches teos closet with him*
red.yoshi: wow! look at this! *pulls out a box of fire crackers*
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Post by Teo on Mar 28, 2005 21:49:23 GMT -5
"Yes they are. Maybe they're dumb enough to think they're actual crackers, the biscuit kind."
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Post by red.yoshi on Mar 29, 2005 13:47:39 GMT -5
red.yoshi chuckled as he buttered them.
red.yoshi: heres the plan, we light them right before he distrubite - this will sure give there densures a spin!
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Post by Teo on Mar 30, 2005 19:35:57 GMT -5
"I like that idea!" I got out a platter and all the 'crackers' where lined on the outside with butter on them. I put a rope around them and when I would light it, every cracker would light. Then we would sing happy birthday! So me and red went to the remaining old fellow and I cried: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOSHEE!!" Then I lit them. They all caught fire and the old people started eating them, finding them not hard to chew. Soon...
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Post by Yoshee&Champ on Mar 31, 2005 21:08:59 GMT -5
*feels something exploding in her mouth, and dentures start spinning wildly* "AaAAHHHGH! You whippersnappers... If that happened in my day..." *Grabs Red and Teo and gives a firm lecture on what would had happened if SHE had done that in her day*
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Post by red.yoshi on Apr 1, 2005 23:15:30 GMT -5
red.yoshi: *looks at teo and shrugs*
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Post by Teo on Apr 1, 2005 23:17:35 GMT -5
*Looks at red and passes him another 'cracker.'*
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Post by Yoshee&Champ on Apr 1, 2005 23:20:20 GMT -5
*sees that this is not working, and thinks up a plan of her own* "Well, Whippersnappers, how would you like one of my cookies? They're fresh and homemade." *stuffs one in Teo's and Red's mouth, making them not able to talk for a while, and thus not able to think up another plan for a while* "Now, peace..." *goes inside and lays down*
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Post by Teo on Apr 1, 2005 23:23:26 GMT -5
*swallows cookie.* "Hmmm...chocolate chip...that's at least twenty years old!" *Throws lit cracker in retirement home.*
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Post by Yoshee&Champ on Apr 1, 2005 23:33:33 GMT -5
OOC: I said fresh baked, and I MEAN fresh baked. I don't have that bad a memory, for a 79-year-old Yoshi.
*Cracker goes off right in Yoshee's room* "AAAHHHHGH!!!" *Starts taking special therapy on helping to breathe, and yells out window angrily*
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Post by red.yoshi on Apr 1, 2005 23:33:50 GMT -5
red.yoshi: *spits his out* your right i cant talk! the taste in my mouth is disgusting! teos right! this must be ancient!
red.yoshi: *runs home to wash his mouth out*
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Post by Yoshee&Champ on Apr 1, 2005 23:37:57 GMT -5
*Attention span weakens, and Yoshee is too tired to yell anyway. Goes back to laying down, grumbling angrily about room service, volunteers, and young whippersnappers*
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Post by Teo on Apr 1, 2005 23:42:56 GMT -5
OOC: I said fresh baked, and I MEAN fresh baked. I don't have that bad a memory, for a 79-year-old Yoshi. *Cracker goes off right in Yoshee's room* "AAAHHHHGH!!!" *Starts taking special therapy on helping to breathe, and yells out window angrily* OOC: I said they TASTED old. *Follows Red for wash.* |
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Courtesy of Red. Yoshi. Thanks! 
