Yoshi Fantasy X

[UMS Author Lava]

I dunno if I should make up the girls myself...
OK, I will.
My friend and Harrison's date--Laci the X-Naut--will be the Rikku, and a gothy Vivian will be our Lulu(you don't need to marry her, Rage). As for Yunalesca, we'll try a human version of Shadow Queen. Y'know, with long purple hair and a crown over the eyes.
And "Sin" will represent some gigantic, blue, sleek merman Bowser.
Everyone ready? OK, here we go!!
It is near a great ruins. On a hilltop rest a staff, a shroomball, and a Keyblade(Edit: a Keyblade sounds better ). Nearby are a Koopa in shroomball attire, a pink-clad X-Naut with medium tan hair, a yellow Yoshi wearing a black cap and a scarlet trenchcoat, a quiet light-blue Yoshi wearing a red cap, a purple shadow-like girl with a red-striped hat, a purple Yoshi girl with blue hair and domino earrings, and a dark-blue Yoshi with a helmet around a campfire.
The dark-blue Yoshi gets up and puts his hand on the Yoshi girl's shoulder, and she looks up to him. Then he goes up on top of the hill, and stares off into the distance at the ruins.
Listen to my story...This...may be our last chance...

To start the story, he began at a futuristic-looking city called Starlight, and everyone rushes to the harbor. Another one--a mysterious Toad kid with a hood covering his eyes--walked over there as well.
Out of the incoming boat came the star-player of the champ shroomball team, the Starlight Flowers--a teen dark-blue Yoshi named Lava Yosh. Everyone was going wild for this guy.
Teen Koopa Girl: Can I have your autograph?
Lava: Sure thing! (signs shroomball)
Teen Bob-omb Girl: Good luck tonight!
Lava: Oh, um...If I score a goal, I'll...uhhh...do this! (peace sign high up) That'll mean it was for you, OK? (teen girls giggle) Which seat you in?
Teen Koopa Girl: Fifth row, seat nine!
Teen Bob-omb Girl: It's to the right!
Lava: Got it! Well, I gotta go. Cheer for me, people!
Dayzee Boy: One, two, three...
Three Boys: Teach us how to play!!
Lava: ...I got a game, remember?
Lakitu Boy: Well, after it, then?
Lava: Sure, I can teach you tonight.
Mystic Toad Kid: You can't tonight.
Lava: Well... ...OK, tomorrow.
Squeek Boy: Promise?
Lava nodded. The three boys did a lower half-turn with their arms from the back and appeared as if they held a little star, then bowed forward a bit.
As Lava went to the game, he looked up at the image of the shroomball player, Blood. (I guess, since Mikey's a guest) He just scoffed and continued on. He didn't like his father much, and that didn't change since he strangely disappeared 5 years ago. But, he was gonna play hard for the Blood Memorial Cup, and even use the legendary shot Blood taught him. (Sorta. Lava just watched him do it.)
It was so crowded, Lava barely got into the rim of the shroomball arena in time. He waited along with his teammates for the game to start. Suddenly, there was a pulsating orb of water in the center. It was about to start. The orb grew to fit the arena rim so fast it let off a brilliant white flash.
Basically, in shroomball, the players are swimming around using a mushroom-shaped ball(shroomball) and throwing it into the goal. Apparently, people in the Mario universe can breathe in water.
Of course, no one noticed the giant wave slowly approaching. One yellow Yoshi in a scarlet trenchcoat and a black cap stood watching, very calmly.
And the game played on, with the players retaliating strikes and passing the ball. Lava was about to perform the Super Ultra Thunder-Speed Blood Shot Mark III(Blood Shot for short), but a monster within the giant wave sent three eye-laser shots right through Starlight, and disrupted his focus. All he could do while everything was getting destroyed was hang on for his life onto a stone ledge. Unfortunately, his hand slipped, but the broken shroomball arena, with the water, softened his landing...
OK, L.D., your turn!

[Gene L.D. Ryoko]

L.D. walked through starlight watching the wave,lava yoshi landed almost next to him.

L.D: hey wake up

(i need lava here to continue)

[UMS Author Lava]

Lava: *ow...my head...* Ryoko! What are you doing here?

[Gene L.D. Ryoko]

L.D: quick,follow me
CRASH
L.D: it's here

[UMS Author Lava]

OOC: L.D., I dunno if you'd mind if I did the next 2 little lines of yours here, but...

L.D.: Look!
Lava looked up in terror at the big aquatic monster within the watery sphere.
L.D.: We call it "Sin".
Lava: Sin?
All of a sudden, the monster, Sin, threw a big sword(Exor) into a building, and it exhaled thousands of scary dark-blue bug thingies.
Lava: Hey, back off!!
Lava tried to bat away the monsters, but fell over. L.D. offered a big key thing.
L.D.: Take this Keyblade.
Lava holds the "Keyblade".
L.D.: A gift from Blood.
Lava: My old man?
Lava swings the Keyblade at the monsters(Sinscales as L.D. referred) and begins to lose balance a little. Anyways...
FFFFWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!
(Tag in, L.D.. You can voice my next actions as well to make us even.)

[Gene L.D. Ryoko]

OK

L.D: destroy the ones in front
lava: OK
they ended the sincales in front as they ran toward the giant water monster,at that point the giant sword thing landed in front of them releasing scales
lava: get outta my town
L.D: some can't wait to die

OOC: now were even

[UMS Author Lava]

OOC: I can mention your actions, right, L.D.?

Sinspawn Exor(Super Mario RPG) called a bunch of Sinscales. L.D. couldn't take anymore. He unleashed a strong Bushido move called Hooktail Fang. He thrust his katana into the street and caused explosions beneath the enemies, wiping out the Sinscales.
Lava: Get outta my town!!!
Lava tried an Overdrive--a move he calls Spiral Cut. It hurt Exor really bad. After a while of punishment and pathetic Gravity moves from Exor, the two Yoshis eliminated Exor, and it crystallized, lifeless.
The two ran on down the street, after Lava hit a Save Album. As they run, Lava looks up at the building with Blood's picture on it.
Lava: What're you laughing at?! (to L.D.) What are we doing anyway?

[Gene L.D. Ryoko]

L.D: we were expected
a ton of sinscales rained onto the road
lava: what now
L.D: there*he pointed toward a power cell like thing*knock it down
lava: what?!
L.D: just trust me

OOC: yes you can

[UMS Author Lava]

So, instead of focusing on the million Sinscales, us two knocked the tanker loose, causing an explosion, wiping out the Sinscales, but also causing us to run for it.

Pretty soon, Lava was hanging onto the end of the broken bridge as Sin created a white-looking black hole to suck in Starlight. L.D. looked up at Sin, as if Sin spoke.
L.D.: You are sure?...*to Lava* OK...this is it...*holds Lava up* This...is your story. *even closer to the white hole* It all begins...here...*gets sucked in, Lava gets sucked in as well*

Edit: Continuing...
Voice: Hey... ... ...HEY!!!!!
Lava: My old man?
Lava sees a giant burning B as he swims around in a dream.
I started thinking of things, like who I was and where I was going. I think...it was a dream...A dream where I was all alone. I wanted someone--anyone--beside me.
Lava awakens on a rock near a stormy ruin on a mysterious island.
Lava: Uh...Anyone?...L.D.!... ...HEEEEEEYYYY!!!!!!!
Lava decides to swim over to the temple. Before moving on, he hits a Save Album. As he walks on a stone bridge, a rumbling shatters it, so then, he encounters Cheep-Cheep-shaped Fiends.
So, underwater, with his Keyblade, Lava gets two out of the way, but then...some big Fiend resembling Boss Bass with arms, chomped the last one. It, too, burst into little lights as the other two.
So now, Lava had to run into some entrance in the temple, away from the big bad Fiend before it swallowed him. He made it in, but hit his head really bad on a rock.
I made it out of the frying pan..and into the freezer. I thought I was gonna die in this place.
Lava entered the temple, and he was very cold. He spots a campfire's remains, and uses his fire breath to light it. The whole temple seemed to warm up. He just laid on his back, staring at the ceiling.
Lava: I need food!
Then he got a flashback, back in Starlight...
Lava: What do you want?
L.D.: It was a bad call. The team lost because of you.
Lava: What? You came to say THAT?!
L.D.: ...It's been...5 years...I thought you'd be crying...*leaves*
Lava: Who, me? *enter mystic Toad boy*
Mystic Toad: You cried.
Lava:
When he awakened, he realized the fire was dying out.
Lava: What the?!! WAIT!! Don't die out on me!!
Of course, he felt ridiculous talking to a campfire, but...yeah.
Lava: Um, just...wait here. I'll get some wood!
He turns around...and sees a big Nipper Plant Fiend!!! He fights it a bit, but then a door blasted open. There were short people with glasses, white masks, and jumper suits with an X on them. The one with the pink jumper suit calmly stepped up to Lava and turned to fight the monster with him.
Lava: You're on my side? Cool!
The pink...um...person threw a few grenades at the Fiend and it burst into little lights.
Lava: Whew, that was close...
But then one of the guys grabbed him by the neck.
Strage Guy 1: Fryd ec drec?! {What is this?!}
Strange Guy 2: Y Fiend! Eh Oucre teckieca! {A Fiend! In Yoshi disguise!}
Strange Guy 3: Cu ed caasc. {So it seems.}
Strange Guy 1: Fa gemm ed? {We kill it?}
Strange Girl: Fyed! Fryd ev ed ec Oucre? {Wait! What if it is Yoshi?}
Strange Guy 2: Drao yna dra cysa eh taydr. {They are the same in death.}
Strange Girl: Famm, E vunpet ed! Fa dyga ed du dra vessel. {Well, I forbid it! We take it to the vessel.} *walks over to Lava*...Cunno. {...Sorry.}
Then, the strange girl punches him in the stomach, knocking him out.

Edit: More of this, then it's Rage's turn.
Lava woke up on a big carrier boat. He tried to get up, but...
Strange Guy 1: Ced, rucdyka!! {Sit, hostage!!} *shoves Lava back down*
Lava: >:(Hey, that hurts!!
Strange Guy 2: Hu runcabmyo, rayn?! { No horseplay, hear?!}
Lava: OK...Sorry...
Then, out of the door came the strange girl in pink and a guy with a blue-and-orange mask, a red jacket, and a green jumper. (This is Harrison as "Brother")
Harrison: Cu, drec ec dra Oucre? {So, this is the Yoshi?} *does swimming motions* Oui lyh cdyo uh ev oui ramb ic fedr cusadrehk.
Lava: ( ) Right, whatever.
Harrison: Oui tu hud cbayg? {You do not speak?} *shows breather* Oui lyh cdyo uh ev oui ramb ic fedr cusadrehk.
Lava: I said I don't understa--
Strange Guy 3: *quickly aims Sniper Bill cannon* EHCUMAHLA!!! { INSOLENCE!!!}
Strange Girl: Fyed!! *to Lava* He said you can stay on board if you make yourself useful.
Lava: You can understand me? *Harrison hits him on the head* OK, I'LL WORK!
Strange Girl: OK, the ruins should still have some power left. We just need to go down there and activate it. Then we can salvage the big prize!
Lava: Roger! *leaps into the water; Strange Girl follows*
They swim deep underwater, beating up Cheep-Cheep-shaped Fiends. (Oh, in this, Fiends resemble like Heartless) They go to a central computer, and turn on the ruins. All of a sudden, A BIG BLOOPER FIEND ATTACKS!!!
It keeps getting out of range and using Nautilus Charge. So, eventually, Lava decided that he and the Strange Girl attack it from both sides. Then, they take out the Fiend, and it explodes into little lights.
After a while, on the deck...
Strange Guy 1: Fa vuiht dra airship! {We found the airship!}
Harrison: Dra makahtc fana dnia. Fa vehymmo kud dra Rainbow Cruise!{The legends were true. We finally got the Rainbow Cruise!}
Strange Guy 2: Huf, ruf du kad ed ib... {Now, how to get it up...} *Lava jumps on deck*
Strange Guy 3: *Strange Guys enter ship* Oui, uidceta! {You, outside!} *pushes Lava back; door closes*
Lava: Hey! I helped you, didn't I?!!
Later on in the night, Lava was feeling very faint. All of a sudden, someone kicked him lightly. It was the Stange Girl, and she had a tray of food with her.
Strange Girl: Here, compliments of the ship.
Lava: Whoa! Far out!
He starts eating, but too fast. He started to choke a bit, so the Strange Girl handed him a jug of water.
Strange Girl: *giggles* It's 'cuz you eat to fast!
Lava, feeling well off, hopped up and lightly chuckled to himself.
Strange Girl: Hey!
Lava: Oh, um...hello. What's your name?
Strange Girl: I'm Laci.
Lava: Wow!! You DO understand me!...Why didn't you tell me before?
Laci: I didn't get a chance to. And everyone thought oui were a Fiend!
Lava: Um, "we"?
Laci: Oh, "oui" means "you".
Lava: ...Uhhh...What's with your weird language?
Laci: We're X-Nauts. Can't you tell?... Wait! You're not an X-Naut-hater, are you?
Lava: How do I know? I don't even know what an X-Naut is.
Laci: Ooooookaaayyyyy...Where are you from?
Lava: From Starlight. I'm a Shroomball player. *waits for response*...Star player of the Starlight Comets?
Laci: ...Uhhh...Did you...hit your head or something?
Lava: You hit ME.
Laci: Oh, right...Well, do you remember anything BEFORE that?
So, I told Laci everything I could about Starlight, Shroomball, even Sin's attack.
Laci:
Lava: Did...I say...anything funny?
Laci: ...You were near Sin!...Well, don't worry. You'll be better in about a week, give or take. They say your head gets funny when you're near Sin.
Lava: Hmm? You mean I'm sick?
Laci: Yeah, 'cuz of Sin's toxin barrier.
Lava: So you're saying--
Laci: Yeah, there is no Starlight anymore. Sin destroyed it 1000 years ago. So nobody plays Shroomball there. Maybe you were dreaming?
Lava: 1000?! You're saying that happened 1000 years ago?!! B-But I SAW Sin destroy Starlight!!!
Laci: Hold on...You said you play Shroomball? Y'know, you should go to Isle Delfino. There's a big Shroomball tournament topping off the season. Someone might who you are, savve?
Lava: ... ... ... ...Isle Delfino?
Laci: *big aggravated sigh* OK, I'll take you to Isle Delfino. Promise!
Lava: ... ... ... ... ... ...
Laci: What? You'd rather stay HERE?
Lava: Hm? Nuh-uh!!
Laci: Good! I'll tell the others. Oh, one more thing--don't tell anyone you're from Starlight. Gajen says it's a holy place. You could upset someone. *goes in the door*
My Starlight?...Some kinda holy place? Since when?...Gajen?...Sin?...Isle Delfino?...I thought it was a bad dream I'd return from in a day or two...But 1000 years in the future?
Lava: ...No way! *kicks a wall; falls due to a collision of some kind*
All the X-Nauts responded to the shaking and ran on deck. They spotted a giant blue claw.
X-Naut 1(formerly Strange Guy 1): SIN!!
X-Naut 2: Sin ec lusa!!! {Sin is come!!!}
Another shaking and Lava fell off deck and...Your turn, Bathroomrage!