Get Your Feet Out of Your Mouth!

[Rackinac]

My friends call me foot-in-mouth. Because I suck. My brain doesn't keep up with what I'm saying and it turns into a problem, because I suck like that. What are some times you guys said some things without thinking?

This actually isn't me, but a friend of mine, KD, was talking to this kid named Joe. He broke up with his girlfriend and was ranting about 'how he'll never get a woman in bed.' My friend replies 'well, maybe not a woman...' Turns out he's homophobic.

Now this one is with me. Same kid, Joe, is ranting about how women don't like him because of his size. Of course, he is talking height(he's like 4 feet) but I spurt out 'I mean, how small can it be?' Whoops.

While I was making my Holocaust documentary at around the age of 12, I was sitting next to my friend. I started making Hitler jokes... turns out the girl next to me was Jewish. Yeah. Akwerd. We're on good terms now, but still.

My crush from last year was having a really bad day. During basketball the guys were making fun of him, and I felt bad. I really wanted to say "Don't worry about what they say, they just like to poke fun at you because you're nice." I have no idea why the words "Stop being such a girl thingy and get the Hell over it," came out of my mouth.

Really. This really boggles my mind. How and why did I say that. D:

[Toshi]

I've slipped up on many occasions, but this one time was something I still hate myself for saying.

I was at my Uncle's one time since my cousin became a father only a few days beforehand, and we all got the family together to surprise him and congratulate him for being a Dad. We waited quite sometime, and he was actually overdue on arriving, but he did eventually turn up and walked in carrying a pack of beer. We all congratulated him, but he didn't seem too impressed and walked on. At this same time though, I spotted the beer and jested, "That's a funny looking baby."

Turned out that he and his wife just broke up before he arrived.

Way to go, Toshi.

[red.yoshi]

This happens many times, and I never learn.

I was over my friend's house. We're a weird bunch. We are entertained very easily and we act like five year olds. Its funny because his parents are both very religious and his mom is very serious. Anyway, one time I was singing like a mentally challenged person and his mom walked in on us. I couldn't look her in the face for a few weeks. ROFL.

Then, another time, my phone was ringing and I saw the number was from his house. I answered the phone by saying "Your Mom" in a lispy, homosexual voice. Who would've guessed that it wasn't him, but his Mom calling? ,_,

[Yoshi]

One time at a little party I made a joke about dead puppies, as I am want to do, almost simultaneously with another girl coming in and telling one of her friends her dog had died.

It was awesome.

[Rackinac]

One time my friends and I were googling our names in tech... we are aware only nerds do this, thus it was awesome. (There's a meganpearce.com! Didn't go any further than the front page because it looked... kinda pornish...)

So KD keeps telling us not to google her name. We do it anyway while she yells in protest...

So I'm like "KD, you're mom has a webpage...!"

Turns out her mom was arrested or something and it was a news story.

[Marik]

Yeah, it's happened to a lot of times.... and anybody remember saying an awkward thing in school and then experiencing the class's stony silence, that lets you know you've slipped up? Yeah, don't remember what exacly I said, but I do remember the silence and the looks they gave me.

Way to go MarikYoshi...

Now though I'm careful with what I say... not really, but i try...

[Yoshi]

So yesterday I was playing Mario Kart Wii on Skype with a few jerks, you know who you are, and the inevitable strings of profanity were said, asserted, and occasionally shouted.

Now, anyone who's had experience with Mario Kart understands that this is not an unusual thing. My family however, does not. So afterwords a few people approach me going "What the hell were you doing in there?"

I could sigh and say "Mario Kart."