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Post by PinkFloydYoshi on Aug 16, 2005 7:35:38 GMT -5
This thread will probably get a good laugh. Well, that's the intended effect anyway.
Basically outline things you should not've done, but did anyway, and got told to goto your room straight after.
This was incredibly naughty, and I did get shouted at for it. I phoned my mom during a fire drill at college to say I was dying on the top floor in wb233. Heh, I got a free lift home, but I don't think I've been shouted at so much in all my life. It all went over my head though, and I still haven't learned from it.
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Post by Enrique on Aug 16, 2005 9:34:07 GMT -5
You shouldn't make my global history teacher, Mrs. Bosseler, mad. I didn't do it, but several people I know did. I have two examples.
1) One of my classmate's boyfriend wrote in an issue of Newsweek in an article Mrs. Bosseler wanted, bashing women's rights. Oh boy, was that a mistake. This year, he'll be entering my global class, the honors class, as well as his twin brother, who is just as mischevous, so... yeah, it's not going to get pretty. Global should be fun again this year though...
2) Another one my classmates didn't do his homework for about two weeks. So, she calls his mother on her cell phone, IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS (you wanna know what's even scarier, she calls his mom by her FIRST name). She just got his mom's voicemail, but about 10 seconds later, his mom calls him on his cell phone; to his "mistake," he answered it. Someone asked, "Who is it?" He said, "It's my mom..." Mrs. Bosseler's eyes lit up. She wanted to talk to her. My classmate was mortified. He handed his homework in on time the rest of the year.
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Post by UMS Author Lava on Aug 16, 2005 10:37:58 GMT -5
If you know a guy can send you to the hospital within one second, DON'T get involved with his affairs.
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charzhii
Junior Yoshi
The weird Cross-Lizard
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Post by charzhii on Aug 16, 2005 20:45:05 GMT -5
Don't put a bag of old cheese in the microwave and set it on 3:00 on HIGH, no matter what your sister says.
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Post by Enrique on Aug 16, 2005 20:50:09 GMT -5
Don't stare at a light in the kitchen, spin around in circles, then try to walk down the hall to your bedroom, especially if your forehead is about the same height as where a doorknob would be.
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Tsukasa
Junior Yoshi
Awww! Cheer up. Thanks for the avatar Yonie.
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Post by Tsukasa on Aug 19, 2005 17:07:37 GMT -5
Never tell your younger brother to lay down in the middle of the road and play speed bump.
I got yelled at for while over that.
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Post by Fifth on Aug 19, 2005 17:23:41 GMT -5
You should never sail out on a three-month expidition to an unlabeled "stain" on your sea-chart.
...Not that I have first-hand experience, or anything.
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Post by Wildfire the Dragon on Aug 19, 2005 18:07:12 GMT -5
Never Ride your bike downhill without brakes, or just the front brake.
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Post by Lord of the Dance on Aug 19, 2005 20:14:51 GMT -5
Never pick your nose in public! LEVEL UP ! ! (No, that wasn't from experience...)
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Post by Enrique on Aug 19, 2005 20:31:11 GMT -5
Not a good idea to grow mold in a piece of tupperware in your locker. (I didn't do this, but the guys (yes, plural) who had the locker next to mine did)
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Post by yoshicreator on Aug 20, 2005 16:22:19 GMT -5
Don't wave the object you are stealing from a store in front of the security monitor!  ~*YC*~ |
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Post by moshi5694 on Aug 20, 2005 17:31:09 GMT -5
Never let a big hairy ape man push you over in Florda.I learnt from experience.
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Post by blinx on Aug 20, 2005 18:54:15 GMT -5
Never let a big hairy ape man push you over in Florda.I learnt from experience. I want to get pushed over in Florida!  |
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Post by moshi5694 on Aug 20, 2005 18:57:48 GMT -5
By a big hairy ape man? |
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Post by contention on Aug 20, 2005 19:01:37 GMT -5
Well let me just say, it better be one heck of a gorilla to push you from California to Florida, then when you get to Florida who knows where you'll land. Maybe 100 miles off of destination, on top of that, thats a long journey, will you even be intact XD?
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Post by blinx on Aug 20, 2005 19:12:53 GMT -5
By a big hairy ape man? Sure! ;D Well let me just say, it better be one heck of a gorilla to push you from California to Florida, then when you get to Florida who knows where you'll land. Maybe 100 miles off of destination, on top of that, thats a long journey, will you even be intact XD? Cats always land gracefully on their feet. =]P |
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Post by moshi5694 on Aug 20, 2005 21:19:05 GMT -5
Never throw a stick on fire which ravenyoshi did because someone me could get hit....
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Post by Not-Garr on Aug 21, 2005 0:56:56 GMT -5
Never, ever, ever, spray deodorant into a pickle jar and light a match inside, almost blew my friend's eyebrows off, scorched my nose, too. Never got caught, but OH did it stink!
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Post by yoshicreator on Aug 21, 2005 14:33:26 GMT -5
Now that pickle thing has got me interested, I might just try that...hehehe  ~*YC*~ |
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Post by kitteny on Aug 22, 2005 15:50:50 GMT -5
Never ever try to put on every piece of clothing you own so that your body is completely padded, and then plan to go and swear at your parents so that when they swat you, you'll be completely invincible. Because you'll end up getting tired halfway through applying layers, and just end up falling asleep on the floor in a heap of clothes. Er, I was 8 when it happened mind you.  |
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