"Wow, that was dumb!"

[Rackinac]

What are some incredibly stupid things you have done in your life. I mean stupid, like when you think back about you think, "What the hell did I do that for?" Pretty much for some laughs.

Yesterday, or today since it was late at night, my friends and I played man hunt. So me and 2 of my friends ran into an empty driveway to discuss where we'll go. Then, a car pulled in and spotted us, he yelled "Who are you!? Go away!" so we ran up a hill. There was snow, ices, and leaves so it was slippery. I slid down the hill of jagged rocks into a pricker bush. My friend slipped going down the stairs once we got away, while the other one just kept on falling. I still have prickers up my butt...

And, I stuck a fork into a toaster that was on since my poptart fell over. It didn't even shock me...

I, ahem, went swimming. With sharks. Without any protection whatsoever. A hammerhead almost ripped off my foot, and once it attacked, a lifeguard came to help me, but I punched her in the face and swam to land...

I had to get dressed yesterday but someone was in the bathroom, so I told no one to come over to the computer room since I was getting dressed. Someone came over. I had everything on... but my pants. Good thing I had my panties on, but she still called me a lesbian...

If your gonna TP someones house... don't wear a neon orange shirt with hot red pants...

Come on, I know I'm not the only stupid person here...

[Fluory]

In the second grade, we were all assembled to go back inside from recess. All of the grades. So like, I lived a very sheltered life, and the fifth grade teacher kept yelling at the kids to shut up. Being the sheltered kid I was, living in a home where "Shut up" was met with time out, I told the teacher to not cuss.

Yeah.

I got laughed out of school that day, more or less.

Mentally scarring stuff.

For some reason, whenever I think of that day, I also think of raspberries.

[Brute]

I remember a long time ago when I was in second grade...I started to be a smart ass to my favorite teacher that I didnt need my jacket to go outside for recess (it was winter at the time.)

God I felt bad...

[Lich Yoshi von Kippo]

I stuck my tongue out in my Grade 2 class photo. x.x;;;

[firespikez]

I screamed WEEEEEEEE in my class for no friggin reason xD
and i'm quebecois so people taught i said yessss because the way its pronounced, its ouiiii...

[Yoshi]

There was the time when I saw my friend getting pulled over and ticketed, so I drove past the cop writing the ticket and yelled "He's got weed in the trunk!" and sped away.

Yeah, my friend was not happy when he called an hour later. At least the cop thought it was funny.

[Jacobyoshi]

Well, long time no speak everybody.

Well this happend a couple days ago.
I got a new cell phone for Christmas, and the other day I was doing laundry and afterwards I Started to fold it when I felt a lump in one of my pairs of jeans, and I bet you know where this is going >.> I got in trooouble. D:

[firespikez]

i wouldn't like to be you...xD

[mecharedyoshi]

Hmm, not even half as dumb as something I once did. When I was young, I once ate all the Tums and Vitamins we had just because they tasted good. I had to go to the emergency room in the morning since it was at night when my mom was asleep when I did it.

[Twi]

I recall a fun time back in the CCF when I was supposed to be shooting. The range we have at school if 4 lanes and there are around 12 people in the section, so 8 people have this really small waiting room to wait in nearby. It was a hot summer day, in a small cramped room. People were getting thirsty.

We see a big flask-thing. The ones with the little tap on the front, but a metal one so we can't see into it. At that time we were all so tired, thirsty and sweaty we'd have anything cold, and it was relatively cold (it actually wasn't, but we were just very hot.) We poor this liquid into a small plastic cup (we found a stack.) It was yellow, so orange squash we assumed, yet no-one would dare try it. It had been there no-one knew and it seemed abandoned. It was also a strange shade of musky yellow.

I volunteered to try it.

Sure enough it was orange squash and I proclaimed "Yeah, it's good." So everyone had some.

The next day I felt like crap, so did my brother (who was with us) and so did the other 6 in the room I later found out.

I'd managed to get 8 people very ill.

In a totally unrelated retardism of me, I ran into a lamppost...twice...in a row.

I've eaten a cold chip (french fry) which was moldy, damp and dirty from an outdoor window-sill for £1 (about 50cents). It was tasty.

I've dived into a metal football (soccer) post when I was goalie and total of 5 different times.

I've put my phone in the washing machine with my clothes 3 times in two weeks.

I managed to jump off a bump in the snow whilst skiing and hit a tree in mid-air. Got my ski stuck for 5 minutes and it took 3 people to dig it out.

I'll think of more, but for now my memory fails me.

[Digi]

I bit a kid in kindergarden cause he was hugging me.. >_>;; What can I say? I'm not the hugging type.. Yet everyone still hugs me.. *sigh*

Lesse.. I also pierced my wrist with a nail in kindergarden.. That sad thing is I didn't even notice until I suddenly looked at my wrist for some reason.. o.o;;

Umm.. I elbowed a window and shattered it in second grade. That's window still isn't repaired. But I can break into the backdoor when ever I forget my keys..

Umm.. Also, I once forgot my keys and no one was home. I went around the back, but the door appeared closed. So I went to a friend down the street's house until my brother or someone came home. But I got tired of waiting, so I checked to see if anyone was home. But turned out my back door was slightly ajar and I could've just went in if I checked properly earlier. >_>;;

Gosh, I can be such a moron! LEVEL UP ! !

[mecharedyoshi]

No arguments here. We can all be morons together.

[teh yoshi]

I actually pulled the D: face on my high school graduation photo on purpose. It was so awesome.

It's too bad I didn't purchase the picture, though.

But what happened at work today was pretty bad on my part. I tried following the recipe to make balsamic vinaigrette dressing, but I ended up making 2 whole gallons of fail. I think I mistook the "24 oz. mustard" for dry measure (weight) instead of liquid measure (volume). So it tasted really randy, and I can't help thinking how much money I just wasted for the restaurant.

[emvee]

Doing dumb things is like my life story.

Let's see. I sold .hack//INFECTION to GameStop at one point, as well as Kingdom Hearts, only to buy both back at some point in time.

Once in Geology I randomly blurted out "Man, you can really tell it's Wednesday." To this day I have no clue what prompted me to say that.

I went through the Seraphic Gate on Valkyrie Profile without returning to save after each boss fight, and wasted six hours of good sleep time by dying to a random wolf encounter.

Nothing too awesome in that list, but it's all I can think of off the top of my head.

[Zippy]

Something stupid, eh?
Well, I remember this one time when I was really young where I was mixing water and a few soaps into a cup in my bathroom. I wanted to make it look like a soda (but of course it didn’t). I went over to my sister (who is older, so she was smarter) and gave her the cup, saying that it was soda. She gave it back to me and told me to drink it first. I did as she told, and had a mouthful of water and soap…which I spit out in my sink after running back to my room.

[Toshi]

My step-dad asked me to lock the front door, so I grabbed my key, approached the door, slipped the key into the slot, and turned... but it wouldn't even rotate. I tried my hardest, I ended up bending my key a little from the force of me trying to turn it. I yelled for my step-dad, he came rushing in, seeing I was having difficulty locking the door. Then, this was when I felt the word "DUMB" being stamped all over my flippin' forehead..

"Ollie... turn it the other way."