Awesome

[Yoshi]

There was a question in our free-for-all section today asking how to properly sanitize a depleted uranium round in order to turn it into a shot glass.

The whole time I couldn't stop thinking about how awesome that would be. Which got me thinking, as many things do, about what other things should happen, or should be made, or done, that would be equally awesome. If not in the name of human decency then at least in the name of having stories for years to come.

See me and my friend, we've always had a dream of one day going onto a fully-loaded bus, school or otherwise, and picking a seat somewhere in the middle. We'd wait a few minutes, check around, see if people are paying attention. Nod, stand up, and proceed to puke all over the people on the seat in front of us. Now I know what you're thinking, "why? Why do something like that?" Because if it's done right, the other guy will puke on the person next to them, and then they'll puke on the person next to them, and it keeps going and going and going in a chain reaction that leaves no article of clothing free from some stranger's breakfast burrito and delicious, delicious semi-digested pancakes. We could die happy.

What's that one awesome thing you've always wanted to do? I know you people have them in there somewhere.

[Rackinac]

Glow-in-the-dark water balloon fight in the dark. That would be epic.

[red.yoshi]

Hacking and crashing my high-school's internet system. We might even get the day off.

[Damian Yoshi]

It'd be interesting to see if it'd be possible to make a potato gun powerful enough to shatter brick.