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[Lazo]

After much investigation, it has been determined that Crest is behind the placing of several Electromagnetic Pulse Generators in nearby ventilation ducts. Ever since they have been operating, one of our facilities near the ducts has experienced repeated system outages. Crest claims the devices were put there to deter controller forces from entering the ducts, however we have doubts as to how effective they are in accomplishing this. You are to remove the generators from the ducts. The electromagnetic pulses they emit are harmful, so move quickly.

My interweb ability was stripped three days ago following a lightning storm that crashed directly above my house. We believe that may have fried our router, but we are unable to figure it out. After several days of tech support and getting a new Ethernet card, we were unable to fix it. Comcast must step in and visit to find the solution.

I am currently on a friend's computer. A rare oppertunity for this, he's distracted with Axis and Allies for the CPU. I'll be down and out for an undetermined amount of time, I do not believe I will be up again until at least after July 5. It is also why I have not been on, in case anyone was wondering.

Now I must go. Help my friend establish a beach head and destroy fortified bunkers with a Battleship. Airplanes too.

Later.

[Graedius]

Eeps. =<
I hope things can work out and we can see you back here soon!

[red.yoshi]

ok lazo, have fun with your friend!

[Enrique]

Wow, that stinks. I sure hope everything goes out alright there.

[Lazo]

You might ask, "Lazzo, WHY are you in such a good mood?" And I'll answer, "BECAUSE TODAY IS WIRELESS ROUTER DAY!" And then you might ask, "Lazzo, what is a wireless router?" To which I might reply, 'THE CAUSE OF AND SOLUTION TO ALL OF MY INTERNET PROBLEMS!' Which might cause you to ask, "Do you like lemon Jell-O?" Which will warrant no response from me. Bahaha. Loser.

Router was shorted in that storm, so we had a ...technocrat... visit after we spent the past week trying to fix it. He set up a new router and here I am (rock you like a hurricane!). I don't know if he'll be taking it back, he probably will be, if so then I'm getting another one today. This revelation is infinitely excellent.