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Post by Teo on Apr 6, 2005 0:21:59 GMT -5
*Slaps Blood.*
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Post by Yoshee&Champ on Apr 6, 2005 21:13:04 GMT -5
Once... I was at summer camp, and my tentmates didn't really like me. I was sleeping one morning as if I were dead, and they were talking. One said, "Hey, look! It's a spider!" I'm terribly afraid of spiders, and I had woken up at that exact second, so I suddenly shot up and said, "WHERE!?" It was the joke for the rest of the day... lol  |
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Post by Wildfire the Dragon on Apr 9, 2005 11:22:04 GMT -5
I thought I found a cheat to Double Dash on Super Mario 128(I think that's the site). It said that if you played with all characters, you open the Mario Kart 64 Levels. I did it and hated it. I never ever,ever,ever want to play as Bowser, Bowser Jr., King Boo, and Petey. But worse was losing with Bowser Jr., THAT CRY is really annoying. It took me a whole night to do it and it didn't work. I check back and found out that it was a April Fool Joke! I was steaming like crazy. I almost started to swear like Adam on Happy Gilmore, but I calm myself down. Pretty stupid huh?  |
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Post by red.yoshi on Apr 9, 2005 22:39:56 GMT -5
ouch jayshi, i would be pissed too. lol, teo use that high scream now before you lose it  . i use pointless comebacks such as: i am deeply touched by your story i love you to o-o-ok (so and so) i see were your coming from i also use this: person: your an idiot me: i know i am, but what are you? person: a smart dude me: i know you are, but what am i? person: an idiot me: i know i am, but what are you? and so on. they either get really pissed, or they just think im an idiot all together  |
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Post by Lazo on Apr 9, 2005 23:36:37 GMT -5
Yeah... not effective. The best option is to not get into that low-lever argument phase. First, story.
Freshmen year was hard for me, mostly because I didn't do anything in Jr. High and didn't have the skills <not to be confused with skillZ) I needed.
Anyway, I went to my math class, but there was something strange about it. There were kids in there that I had never seen before. I decided to stay there anyway, 'cause I didn't want to get up. Twenty minutes later, when we finally get to the part about Radians I realize that I'm in the wrong class. So I gotta do three walks of shame: The walk of shame to the teacher, the walk of shame through the hallways, and the walk of shame into my English class. Not the best afternoon I ever had.
Flashback; "I know what you are but what am I" can be de-reailed by "Then what am I, Blanko-neenyo/Velvet Hat/Crabcakes?"
I'm a little rusty at this, but there's always the standard "You're a miserable failure" and it's offshoots. Other ways include loud statements, insane and often obscure comparisons, attrition and sadistic comments.
Loud statements are like:
"Don't you still have to tell everyone that you're a sex offender?"
"FIX BAYONETS!"
"You're the guy with the stash! Aren't ya?!"
Comparisons are like:
"And Byzantia was Islamic." (It wasn't)
"And Greenpeace knows what it's doing" (It doesn't)
"And the media is under the control of the Jews." (It isn't)
"And a Snickers bar will turn you into the antichrist" It won't)
Attrition is like:
Ending every phrase with "In accordance with the prophecy."
Begin every sentence with the phrase "Declare FUNCTION Round, FUNCTION Round" end every sentence with the phrase "End FUNCTION"
Pick a word. Everytime they say the chosen word, yell "gotcha!" or "Caligula!"
Sadistic statements are situational, aimed at crushing their soul/making them cry through legitimate problems, such as:
"You're the reason your dad hits your mom."
"I wonder what color shirts your parents were wearing when they died in the car collision."
"Cut yourself again, you're overdue."
Beware! They may hurt your soul as well! ...I'm better with "Higher level" debating.
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Post by Yoshee&Champ on Apr 10, 2005 10:28:50 GMT -5
I've walked into the wrong class before. Everyone turns around and stares at you. I have to walk back to my classroom quitely, grab my books, and walk into the right classroom. The teacher asks, "Why are you late?" And everyone turns around and stares. It's antagonizing.
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Post by red.yoshi on Apr 10, 2005 15:53:14 GMT -5
lol lazo, gotcha is from unhinged im lucky. im in a catholic "grade school" you could call it. im in 8th grade, and i only switch to 3 rooms. im with my same class all day. when i switch, i switch to 7a (math, and religion) 7b (language arts, vocabularay, lititure) and back to my 8th home room. theres only 1 8th grade. im also with my same class for computers, jym, art, music etc. |
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Post by bloodoftheyoshi on Apr 10, 2005 20:32:16 GMT -5
oh god! i remember this one time. i was walking to class and i walk into the room and im like "who the hell are these poeple?" and then i realize im in the wrong room and i say "oh SH** wrong room!!"
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Post by Toshi on Apr 11, 2005 8:28:49 GMT -5
lol, the amount of times thats happened to me...i remember one time where i sat in class, the lesson started as normal, but the teacher mentioned something that was NOT part of our lesson...so i said "Erm miss...this is a Science lesson!", where she turned round and said "No...your in a Maths class here!" The whole class started to laugh, and all i could do was walk out of there with a face as red as a strawberry...gah, so embarrasing!
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Post by Dragon on Apr 21, 2005 22:29:33 GMT -5
Well, a kid at school I thought liked Yoshi, so I kind of went overboard in trying to befriend him and the people he hangs out with. Of course, my shyness made me go to the extremes and I wrote a note with my bad hand, so no one could recognize the handwriting, and left it for him to find. It basically told him to look in a box where I have some Yoshi art stored that I do in my spare time at school, I haven't improved BTW. Anyway, he ended up not being able to find it, but his brother did. Now, I had a secretive image concerning artwork, I don't let ANYONE other than the teachers see it. So when he was looking at it, I made a very bad mistake. I acted as if I just noticed them "snooping" through my stuff and I pretended to panic and went out for air. Of course, I come home with the guilty conscionce saying that everyone thinks I'm a freak and blah blah blah. So I make a note or two and have one of his friends give it to him. Of course, I'm betting money that they'll start making fun of the notes until the day ends. But... We go out for our daily break, one half hour, and I'm sitting on a picnic table. Of course, I'm so dang tense, I'm wrinkling a piece of paper in my hand over and over... I get figity when I'm nervous or embarrased. Well, low and behold, I think I hear my name called, but shrug it off. A few seconds later, I hear it again, so does one of my friends and a few teachers, so I look up. The guy and his friends that I wrote the letters to were actually calling me to play basketball! Normally, I'd wave and go back inside, since I'm in no way athletic and have teh worst aim. Well, I decided to swallow my pride and go up to the court and play a game... for my first time. In one half hour I only got two shots, but I was so tense I felt like all my blood had adrenaline in it, yeah, I get it that bad. So as of right now, I'm not sure how things'll turn out. I'm pretty sure I embarrised myself on the court as well as the whole acting thing. Heheh, yeah, call me wierd, but that's an understatement of course!
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Post by Aniki on Apr 22, 2005 0:37:46 GMT -5
booooy.... well, I like to draw yoshies when I don't have anything to do at my class, when some of my friends saw it, grabbed and said "WTH is this Sh*t?" I just said "some of them are people with a better life and mind then you, now give me it back and SHUT UP!" he didn't said anything after that... sometimes you must to be aggressive... |
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Post by red.yoshi on Apr 24, 2005 20:41:44 GMT -5
people take my drawings somtimes and rip them up and or scribble on them. im just like: "cool."
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Post by Dragon on Apr 25, 2005 20:29:33 GMT -5
Ditto here. I'm making a little board thing for a friend of mine, and I painted on it, modge-podged it, yada yada yada, and someone comes along and scribbles on it. I was able to erase it since it was in pencil though. But now I have it in a box hidden in the classroom, and I'm pretty sure no one but my friends know of it's whereabouts... and the guy I was talking about just a few posts up included, but I'm not worried about him, he and his brother are pretty cool... I'm still embarrased by what I wrote in the notes, and it's five days later!
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Post by red.yoshi on Apr 25, 2005 20:38:13 GMT -5
ouch...that stinks. i wish i could help someway, ill post if i think of anything to help you out.
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Post by Dragon on Apr 26, 2005 16:57:41 GMT -5
Ah, don't worry, thanks for the concern though, I'm used to it as it is. The only thing I'm worried about is the ambarrasment I might have to go through. (As of right now, I won't walk onto the court and play basketball, someone has to get me, in other words, mentally I'm raging a bloody war to the death, physically I'm stiff as a statue.) If you're confused, read the post I made about 5 posts up, it'll explain things... or at least the reason why I'm talking about basketball!
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Post by Yoshee&Champ on Apr 27, 2005 21:03:56 GMT -5
I've fallen in my pool before. LEVEL UP ! ! I only took a step backwards...
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Post by red.yoshi on Apr 28, 2005 18:17:17 GMT -5
haha. i do the "navy seals" dive. you get a bunch of people to sit at the edge (back facing the pool) and you hold your nose. you count down from 3 (3..2..1..) then you flip in. my pool is a circular above ground, but my deck is built around it, so since its circular, me and my friends try swimming in all one direction and we start a whirl pool, its pretty fun.
edit: i also tilt my head sideways when people talk to me somtimes -_-'
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Post by Teo on May 10, 2005 20:26:02 GMT -5
I'm usually kind of the 'hold back' and I haven't made any art on paper because I'm too shy to use my parent's scanner. Even to my parents! I'm just overly shy. But what do you do when someone's teasing you, the teacher's distracted, and not really caring, and you can't ignore them because when you play computer he unplugs your keyboard and resets your computer  . When he reached to turn it off again, *WACK!!* I slapped him. THEN the teacher started paying some attention. And wether or not I want to cry, I wept on the spot, without feeling any big emotion. I HATE this loose faucet! It embarrasses me. In runescape, my friends list is so large I get confused. One of my friends mispelled his name and spelled 'Red' and I thought it was Red yoshi from here, so I accepted to give him something. Turned out to be someone at my school and he's being real annoying...plus I said I'd give it to him. AAAARGH! |
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Post by Yoshee&Champ on May 12, 2005 22:39:16 GMT -5
Ouch. I just play addictinggames in my freetime at Computers, since I was one of two to get my report on Internet safety in on time XD. Sometimes I get caught in math, though, which stinks 'cause I only had it on for 2 seconds, then I'm untrustworthy. LEVEL UP ! !
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Post by red.yoshi on May 19, 2005 16:47:58 GMT -5
lol teo my name on runescape is Stensin.
i used to go on addicting games, tatics online was fun.
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Courtesy of Red. Yoshi. Thanks! 
