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Post by UMS Author Lava on Aug 11, 2005 7:53:24 GMT -5
Once in Theater in my Sophomore age, Greg Terusion let me borrow his camera to do a random flick(short, anyways), and my friendly cousin Taylor randomly whacks my diaphragm, breath got knocked outta me for 5 minutes, more or less.
He apologized, anyway. He wasn't intending for it actually inflict damage.
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Post by moshi5694 on Aug 11, 2005 20:09:15 GMT -5
Once, in PE, I tripped over one of my friends, did a Superman fly (XD I flew about eight feet through the air) and landed on my stomach, knocking hte wind out of myself. It was fun, though ^^; W0ot!Finnally,someone who understads the meaning of fun.It is fun for I have done it a lot. |
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Post by Enrique on Aug 11, 2005 20:13:16 GMT -5
I was playing horseshoes with some people in PE, but they ran out of metal horseshoes so we had to use rubber ones. On top of that, we really stunk at horseshoes. So we considered it scoring if we could get them inside the area with the sand.
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Post by Lord of the Dance on Aug 12, 2005 9:24:00 GMT -5
Yesterday, I decided to join the Chess Club at my school for a while, to see how it came out. As it turns out, the coach is the saem person who coached my club when I was in First Grade XD
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Post by chocolate yoshi on Aug 13, 2005 13:52:48 GMT -5
Once I....A LIGHT BLUE YOSHIWas puting a spell on Moshi and turned her into a baby.......a stupid one.
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Post by moshi5694 on Aug 13, 2005 13:54:47 GMT -5
^*brick**brick**bricked harder**11,987,675 more bricks*
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Post by UMS Author Lava on Aug 17, 2005 7:51:54 GMT -5
One time, Treyba found a pretty penny. He thought "With this pretty penny, I'll buy penny candy!"
He goes to the candy store, but the penny alone was worthless, as the penny candy was indeed 2 cents. He caused a riot, and was eventually arrested. Total damage to the candy store was 47 cents.
Treyba was forced to a life sentence of playing D&D. He was released after 30 minutes of gameplay, since the judicial branch was getting bored of watching him.
As Treyba left, he found 2 pretty pennies. He thought "With these, I shall build the Ultima Weapon!" Unfortunately, that costs 4 cents, so Treyba made one out of cardboard.
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Post by dio on Aug 21, 2005 22:25:27 GMT -5
One day I had an itchy chin, no matter how much I scratched it, it wouldn't stop itching so I went insane and beat up my can of soda.
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Post by UMS Author Lava on Aug 22, 2005 15:39:06 GMT -5
One time, a Tonberry with a tux-like jacket and shades was going to Fatty's for lunch, when he gets whacked by the door. Out comes me and Waluigi, who opened the door on the Tonberry. Shades Tonberry: That better have been accidental. Waluigi: Feck you! We come out abbruptly, WE have right-of-way!! Lava: Uh, Waluigi... Passerby Tonberry: Careful. You re-erected Don Tonberry. Waluigi: Huh? Lava: Head of the Tonberry syndicate, idiot! Waluigi: Well...we can easily outrun him. Lava: Run? From the Don of Swift Death?! Unlike most Tonberries, he jogs. And so, Don T. runs up to us. Don T.: You feckin' jerks must LIKE pickin' on others, huh?! Waluigi: Um...Mr. Tonberry sir-- Don T.: I usually don't resort to violence, but you two give me no choice!!With that, he goes Chef's Knife on us. Don T.: Wait...what have I done?  Better use this spell. He used a spel that brought us to the "Continue" screen of EarthBound. He-Who-Lives-Above-The-Panels: Lava and Waluigi! It seems you got your heads handed to you. So how about giving it another shot? We select "Yes". He-Who-Lives-Above-The-Panels: Lava and Waluigi decided to return after summoning up all their courage. Good luck! And so, our hearts returned to us. Don T.: Can I accompany you? I hafta make up for the attack. Lava: But of course! Waluigi: BUT!  If you dare jab us again-- Don T.: Cool it....And that's how I met Don Tonberry. |
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Post by boomiester on Aug 23, 2005 20:19:32 GMT -5
One time...I was born!
The End
I will now accept donations in large American dollar bills to help encourage further creativity.
Is that random enough?
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Post by UMS Author Lava on Aug 24, 2005 7:48:09 GMT -5
Alrighty, Boo-meister! You want creativity?! I'LL GIVE YOU CREATIVITY!!!
Once upon a time, Cinderella lived happily ever after.
Nyah nyah!! *childish ones!*
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Post by Lord of the Dance on Aug 24, 2005 9:18:18 GMT -5
Oce upon a time, an ogre lived happily ever after  |
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Post by moshi5694 on Aug 24, 2005 9:43:00 GMT -5
The End!
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Post by boomiester on Aug 24, 2005 14:05:48 GMT -5
Alrighty, Boo-meister! You want creativity?! I'LL GIVE YOU CREATIVITY!!! Once upon a time, Cinderella lived happily ever after. Nyah nyah!! *childish ones!* Sorry Lava, "once apon a time" is cliche and Cinderella is an un-original character, so no creativity points to you. |
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Post by UMS Author Lava on Aug 24, 2005 15:12:42 GMT -5
OK, never mind.
At noon today, I had lunch.
Take THAT!!
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Post by Yin on Aug 24, 2005 17:52:04 GMT -5
I pretty much lost my mind today because whenever I needed a spoon, a fork, ect. I always go to the refrigerator. LEVEL UP ! !
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Post by Enrique on Aug 24, 2005 18:08:09 GMT -5
Today, I played Worms 3D so much I could throw up. Good thing I'm good at it...:
(Out of 10 games, me vs. my friend Jake)
Me: 8.5
Him: 1.5
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Post by Lord of the Dance on Aug 24, 2005 22:36:54 GMT -5
Today, I went to school. Beat that.
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Post by Enrique on Aug 25, 2005 6:57:30 GMT -5
Today, I'm going to the state fair. The End.
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Post by UMS Author Lava on Aug 25, 2005 7:33:40 GMT -5
Right now, I am on a computer.
Nyah nyah!!!! *MUCHO-childish ones!!*
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