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Post by Gene L.D. Ryoko on Jan 20, 2005 22:02:46 GMT -5
i started this for electricyoshi.
put any random quote/story that had happend to you before
mines a quote
mom,can i have a flamethrower and nuke everything in a hundread mile radius
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Post by Dragon on Jan 20, 2005 22:14:33 GMT -5
I remember hearing my friend talking about "rolling stones" at lunch, she had her cd player going, and I remember asking, "How do rolling stones (as in literal rolling some stones) sound great?" She just stared at me, but I had never even heard of them. Yeah, shows how much of a rock I've lived under! Oh, and not to mention today. I was at lunch and she mentioned the word beetles. I simply responded to "Where?" and she gave me a confused expression, of course. And then I blondly asked, "I sure hope they don't get in my food." She then explained to me that The Beetles were some old rock band, I've never heard of them... until today that is. Errrr, I've typed too much, gotta shut up now!  |
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Post by Lazo on Jan 21, 2005 13:44:34 GMT -5
Yesterday, one of my friends was recklessly driving his old POS along our icy roads and takes a sharp right.
Now, his car starts sliding, so he slams the breaks. Doesn't work, it continues moving sideways and collides with the curb.
His front left tire's hub-cap pops off, ripping through it's tire. The area around the tire is also destroyed. We, we had to help him with the spare tire, because he didn't know how to put it on. It was 20 (degrees Farenheit). We'll never let him forget it.
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Post by Gene L.D. Ryoko on Jan 21, 2005 17:41:12 GMT -5
hahaha lol, those were random
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Post by joshi on Jan 21, 2005 19:30:01 GMT -5
Check this out. A totally random story I posted elsewhere.
In the Sims, I made this family called the "Literal" family! They were the best family we ever made! They were the idealistic, hard-working, modern family! Lucy liked to work out in the treadmill, whilst Darian liked to study and play Chess. Lucy and Darian were both fond of fresh fragrances, so we placed an Aroma Whifferpuff (modern fragrance machine that lets you select from a few different fresh fragrances, such as Juniper and Rosemary, or Peppermints and the likes) in every room, even in the bathroom. They had a wonderful kitchen, and both Lucy and Darian cooked evenly well. They both went to work in a magnificent stretch limo! They had two demonish daughters, Annabelle and Katie (Katie was an adopted black slave ... just kidding, but she was adopted XD) and they both had excellent grades. Lucy enjoy lounging in the hot tub, and watching TV from the Chess chair instead of the couch. She detested having her Aroma Whifferpuffs broken and fixes every broken machine herself (Darian calls the repairman, she's ashamed of him). Lucy also hates the freaking french maid, she keeps telling Darian to fire her because she can take care of the house herself, but Darian insists on keeping her. He eventually fired the maid and bought their own baboon butler. Lucy was outraged to have the baboon's fanny sit on her chairs and do everything around the house. She demanded Darian to sell him, and so he did. Lucy took care of everything herself, eventually she forgot to feed the fish and they died, so Lucy blamed it on her husband Darian and told him to sell the Aquarium. She hated her daughters because they always left their potato chips on the floor, and asked Darian to kill them. He starved them to death outside in the yard and made them a graveyard. The daughters were haunting Lucy every singly night and waking her up, so Lucy (as outraged as ever) demanded that Darian sold the graves. He finally refused, thus leaving Lucy with her insanity and driving her to commit suicide, Darian did the same...
Have a laugh!
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Post by Hiroshi on Jan 21, 2005 20:10:23 GMT -5
One time, in PE, we were playing four-way volleyball (Very confusing), and I went to hit the ball...all of a sudden, I had missed two seconds, and was holding it, it's like I skipped forward in time two seconds...or maybe my train of thought crashed..
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Post by Lazo on Jan 21, 2005 21:12:27 GMT -5
Once again, the aformentioned friend is a reckless idiot. My driving "skillz" are too "1337." I'm not going to lose control*...
...So my car is sideways (perpindicular to the road) after fish-tailing three full times, when I finally figure out that 35 mph is too fast for unplowed, icy roads. I saw two other cars spin out, three in ditches, and a hitch-hiker. All of that in about the 1.5 miles from my house to the Little Italian's.
*This happened about two-three hours ago.
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Post by Gene L.D. Ryoko on Jan 21, 2005 22:42:30 GMT -5
Check this out. A totally random story I posted elsewhere. In the Sims, I made this family called the "Literal" family! They were the best family we ever made! They were the idealistic, hard-working, modern family! Lucy liked to work out in the treadmill, whilst Darian liked to study and play Chess. Lucy and Darian were both fond of fresh fragrances, so we placed an Aroma Whifferpuff (modern fragrance machine that lets you select from a few different fresh fragrances, such as Juniper and Rosemary, or Peppermints and the likes) in every room, even in the bathroom. They had a wonderful kitchen, and both Lucy and Darian cooked evenly well. They both went to work in a magnificent stretch limo! They had two demonish daughters, Annabelle and Katie (Katie was an adopted black slave ... just kidding, but she was adopted XD) and they both had excellent grades. Lucy enjoy lounging in the hot tub, and watching TV from the Chess chair instead of the couch. She detested having her Aroma Whifferpuffs broken and fixes every broken machine herself (Darian calls the repairman, she's ashamed of him). Lucy also hates the freaking french maid, she keeps telling Darian to fire her because she can take care of the house herself, but Darian insists on keeping her. He eventually fired the maid and bought their own baboon butler. Lucy was outraged to have the baboon's fanny sit on her chairs and do everything around the house. She demanded Darian to sell him, and so he did. Lucy took care of everything herself, eventually she forgot to feed the fish and they died, so Lucy blamed it on her husband Darian and told him to sell the Aquarium. She hated her daughters because they always left their potato chips on the floor, and asked Darian to kill them. He starved them to death outside in the yard and made them a graveyard. The daughters were haunting Lucy every singly night and waking her up, so Lucy (as outraged as ever) demanded that Darian sold the graves. He finally refused, thus leaving Lucy with her insanity and driving her to commit suicide, Darian did the same... Have a laugh! teh time factory lol |
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Post by Lazo on Jan 24, 2005 19:05:49 GMT -5
For the record, I have strange friends. Now, one of them was driving me and other person home from school. We were talking about something along the lines of "Is gum food?" When we hear yelp with a *Tump TUMP.* We look out the window to find that he just ran over a dog. A Chocolate Lab. Going 30 (Mph).
He slows down and says "Holy crap, I just hit a dog!" He sees the dog get up, then speeds off... only to make a complete U-turn half a block away and rush back to Finish it off. I'm not even close to kidding. Fortunatly the dog limped out of ...range.
That's the real story. We usually tell people that he hit a Mexican, because we find racism to be endlessly hilarious. We, we don't let him drive us around anymore. This happened today... I can't make this kind of stuff up.
...Man, I love driving stories.
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Post by Tempest on Jan 25, 2005 1:01:53 GMT -5
This one time, at band camp... XD
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Post by Toshi on Jan 27, 2005 12:26:35 GMT -5
This one time, at band camp... XD Quoted from American Pie? XD Well...one day, i went to college, studied, came back home, ate, chatted on MSN, then slept and repeated it again the next day, and the day after, all the way until Saturday, where i just slept, ate and chatted on MSN until Monday, where i repeated the beginning again until a week later on Saturday...THE END! Its a predictable thing with me... |
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Post by red.yoshi on Jan 27, 2005 17:56:57 GMT -5
thats nice, oh, did i tell everyone? i can see the future! today, toshi will go to college, study, come back home, eat, chat on msn, and then sleep! then, wait, i can see it now! the next day, he will do the same!
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Post by Chaos on Feb 8, 2005 21:25:29 GMT -5
once my freind was having a really bad day and she spilled some ranch dressing on the table. She was really ticked to she took her finger and flicked it off. ANother person there said "geez! your in such a bad mood your flicking liquids!" and half that time we were making up things about how to pick on liquids! "you have no mass or volume! you deserv to be flicked! You are wet so i dont like you!" there were more but my memory isnt that great
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Post by Dragon on Feb 8, 2005 23:24:20 GMT -5
I am like so creeped out right now. My cousins have four dogs, but two of them did it. Gizmo, the boy, and Dally, the girl started it. Gizmo was ready to be a dad, just to put it nicely, and Dally was his mate. Now Dally is very short haired, I mean buzz cut short, but that's her natural appearance, and the hair is black. Gizmo is this really orange-yellowish haired dog, and he's pretty hairy! But, I just found out today that Dally had a puppy! I'm wondering what they look like, it HAS to be wierd!
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Post by Midnight on Mar 25, 2005 19:29:34 GMT -5
Today at school, I got on the bus home and everybody saw my TROGDOR shirt and we all ended up singing: TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Trogdor was a man, I mean, he was a dragon man, or, maybe he was just a dragon, but he was still TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Burninnating the countryside, burninnating the peasents, burninnating all the peoples, and if thats true COME AGAIN! THIS WILL COME AGAIN! andthentrogdorcomesinthe NIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! And then all of a sudden I became SO popular but there was a FEW kids telling me to shut up. Strong Bad is SO awesome!I memorized Sbemail #125. |
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Post by Yoshee&Champ on Mar 25, 2005 20:40:09 GMT -5
You want to hear something completely random? On Super Smash Bros., if you play Yoshi and jump, then right as you hit the ground, jump again, he maks a jumping sound but doesn't move. It only works some of the time, though.
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Post by Lazo on Mar 28, 2005 1:52:37 GMT -5
My friend's house has a rail-less, wooden stairway of about 15 steps in one of the rooms of his house. That stairway is known as "The Stairs of Death," because everyone who has ever walked upon those stairs has fallen down them at least once (Myself included).
My friend's brother, who I'll call Mr. Wigglesbottom, was holding a plastic cup of water as he began to descend the stairs. Mr. Wigglesbottom glances at us looking at him and looses balance, launching himself forward doing three full forward rolls to the heavenly sound of *Tump tump tump tump TUMP, Thud!*
He hits the carpet with his arm out, holding the plastic cup of water. Not one drop was spilled. Mr. Wigglesbottom sacrificed himself to save his water. So we walked up to him and smacked the cup right out of his hand.
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Post by Yoshee&Champ on Mar 31, 2005 21:31:20 GMT -5
That sounds like a commercial, doesn't it? Oh well, it was funny hahaha.
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Post by Kasen on Mar 31, 2005 23:03:30 GMT -5
This one time, at band camp... XD dude band camp sucks, I hate it so much, I only have one more year of it though then im through for good and the stupid teacher man I hate him and thats why i hate band.-gasp- |
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Post by Yoshee&Champ on Apr 5, 2005 21:04:36 GMT -5
Today, I went on a hiking field trip, and my group ended up going to the top of the mountain. Now, that was an adventure! *pant pant* We did our share of yelling at wasps, avoiding bees, and cliffhanging. Lol that was fun!  |
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Courtesy of Red. Yoshi. Thanks! 
