Post by joshi on Feb 14, 2004 18:01:07 GMT -5
“Peach, please pass the flour!” said Yoshi. Peach handed over the dough to Yoshi to create a cake for Mario and Luigi “I hope it comes out all right.” hoped Peach as she ran to the eggs and frosting. “Oh yes, it going to come out yummy and scrumptious!” Yoshi finished building the cake, and slid it into the oven. He set the timer and smiled at his creation. “Oh Yoshi, this day is so special” Peach said happily. “Why is that?” asked Yoshi. “Because this is the 150th time Mario has rescued me from Bowser!” “Really, I thought that it was because this was the only day when Princess Daisy didn’t pay a visit to you.” “Well, that was a plus.” Peach rolled her eyes. Suddenly there was a ding in the oven. “The cake is finished!” Yoshi exclaimed as he quickly slipped on a pair of mittens and pulled out the cake. Peach reached for the frosting and began decorating the cake.
Mario was hurrying to King Koopa’s Castle to retrieve his left glove he accidentally dropped while looking for Princess Peach. Bowser was outside kicking and throwing a tantrum and noticed Mario snooping around in his territory. He immediately confronted him. “Roarrr!” “Oh, hi-a Bowser, have you seen my glove?” said Mario, not looking surprised at all. “Ugh, you and your glove! Why do you all wear gloves anyway? Don’t your palms feel sweaty and moist?” asked Bowser. “No, of course not.” Mario replied. The two rivals stared at each other, keeping a keen eye on each other’s movement. Meanwhile, lightning stroke a cable, bounced off and stroke Bowser and Mario.
“Mario, Mario, Mario, MARIO wake up!” Peach yelled. “Wha... Mario? Huh?” Mario looked at himself then ran to the mirror. “Aaaaaaaaaaaah! I’m a fat plumber. I’m short and I’m... I’m... I’m... Mario!!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!” Bowser knelt to the floor and tried to wake up, thinking it was a terrible nightmare. “Mario, please turn it down, Toadsworth is sleeping. By the way, there was leftover cake in the fridge. Yoshi was generous enough to spit out a slice.” Said Peach in an angry, disappointed tone. “What! Do you really think I’m Mario?” “Yes, Princess Daisy found you floating in the river asleep. She visited and laughed at me. I baked a cake for nothing.”
“Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad-” Bowser Jr. yammered. “Oh, what is all that noise? Where am I? Why am I in Bowser’s castle?” Mario looked around and ran to Bowser’s mirror. “Oh my gosh! I’m not human! I’m Bowser Koopa!” Mario yelled in surprise. “Strike, strike, strike!” yelled a crowd outside the castle. “Oh, right dad, you’re army wants to go on a strike saying you don’t pay them enough” Bowser Jr. explained while trimming his claws. “How much do they want for a raise?” Mario asked. “Oh, just about 100 coins.” said Jr. “How much do we have?” “Um... about 1,000 coins and 10,256,986 troops. So, what are you going to do about it, dad?” asked Jr. “What happens if I don’t pay them?” “Nothing, except run you out of your castle and take over, but other than that, nothing.” Mario looked out the window and saw lots of angry enemies. “Oh, perfect.” Groaned Mario.
“Kiss me, Peach!” said Bowser, running after her. “Mario! What’s gotten into you?” Peach then took out a huge frying pan and whacked Bowser in the stomach, causing him to collapse with a forceful reflex. “Do you still want a kiss?” asked Peach. “Maybe.” said Bowser trying to catch his breath from that powerful blow. “I’ll give it to you when you deserve it, you could also use a mint and a shower, you reek!” said Peach in a disgusted way. “Oh I gotta get help. But who would believe me, everyone would think I’m crazy. It has to be someone who believes and trusts people very much, someone like -Yoshi!” Bowser went out in Mario’s pajamas to travel to Yoshi’s Island.
“What am I going to do, son? We don’t have the coins right?” asked Mario. “Please help me!” “Did you just say “Please” dad?” asked Jr. in astonishment. “I might be able to help.” Boshi stepped in. “...If you loan me your clown copter.” “All right, it’s a deal!” Mario agreed as Boshi handed over a bag full of coins. “Oh, man, this is out of control. I didn’t know Bowser did so many things in one day. I have to seek help from a person who believes in all stories... Yoshi!” Mario said as he slipped on some gloves and ran towards Yoshi’s Island.
Both Bowser and Mario reached Yoshi’s Island at the same time and ran to Yoshi for help. “Mario!” yelled Bowser. “Bowser!” yelled Mario. “Okay, am I supposed to follow this?” Yoshi asked as he heard the two rivals call each other the opposite name. “Yoshi, you see, yesterday we were both outside in Bowser’s castle...” said Mario as Bowser finished the story. “Then all of the sudden we were struck by lightning!” concluded Bowser. “And we were switched into each other’s body!” Both said at the same time. “Okay, that’s pretty simple, you just get struck again in the same location at the same time, believe me, it happened to me and Boshi. Whoo! What a nightmare.” Answered Yoshi. The two of them agreed and return to Bowser’s Castle at the same place at about the same time.
“Okay, this was the spot.” said Mario. “And this was the time.” said Bowser. They patiently waited until a lightning struck a cable, bounced off and stroke Mario and Bowser. Minutes later, they awakened. “Yes, I-a me again!” Mario shouted. “And I’m handsome tall me again!” Bowser shouted. “Here Mario, I found your glove.” said Bowser as he handed over the glove to Mario. “And I-a solved the strike by-a letting Boshi borrow your clown copter!” replied Mario. “You what!” yelled Bowser. “Hey, at least I-a solved your strike!” defended Mario. “No! I can’t believe you Mario, I hate your guts!” insulted Bowser. “Well, then-a fine, I hate your guts too!” insulted Mario. “Fine.” “Fine.” And just like that, they were rivals all over again.
Mario was hurrying to King Koopa’s Castle to retrieve his left glove he accidentally dropped while looking for Princess Peach. Bowser was outside kicking and throwing a tantrum and noticed Mario snooping around in his territory. He immediately confronted him. “Roarrr!” “Oh, hi-a Bowser, have you seen my glove?” said Mario, not looking surprised at all. “Ugh, you and your glove! Why do you all wear gloves anyway? Don’t your palms feel sweaty and moist?” asked Bowser. “No, of course not.” Mario replied. The two rivals stared at each other, keeping a keen eye on each other’s movement. Meanwhile, lightning stroke a cable, bounced off and stroke Bowser and Mario.
“Mario, Mario, Mario, MARIO wake up!” Peach yelled. “Wha... Mario? Huh?” Mario looked at himself then ran to the mirror. “Aaaaaaaaaaaah! I’m a fat plumber. I’m short and I’m... I’m... I’m... Mario!!! Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!” Bowser knelt to the floor and tried to wake up, thinking it was a terrible nightmare. “Mario, please turn it down, Toadsworth is sleeping. By the way, there was leftover cake in the fridge. Yoshi was generous enough to spit out a slice.” Said Peach in an angry, disappointed tone. “What! Do you really think I’m Mario?” “Yes, Princess Daisy found you floating in the river asleep. She visited and laughed at me. I baked a cake for nothing.”
“Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad-” Bowser Jr. yammered. “Oh, what is all that noise? Where am I? Why am I in Bowser’s castle?” Mario looked around and ran to Bowser’s mirror. “Oh my gosh! I’m not human! I’m Bowser Koopa!” Mario yelled in surprise. “Strike, strike, strike!” yelled a crowd outside the castle. “Oh, right dad, you’re army wants to go on a strike saying you don’t pay them enough” Bowser Jr. explained while trimming his claws. “How much do they want for a raise?” Mario asked. “Oh, just about 100 coins.” said Jr. “How much do we have?” “Um... about 1,000 coins and 10,256,986 troops. So, what are you going to do about it, dad?” asked Jr. “What happens if I don’t pay them?” “Nothing, except run you out of your castle and take over, but other than that, nothing.” Mario looked out the window and saw lots of angry enemies. “Oh, perfect.” Groaned Mario.
“Kiss me, Peach!” said Bowser, running after her. “Mario! What’s gotten into you?” Peach then took out a huge frying pan and whacked Bowser in the stomach, causing him to collapse with a forceful reflex. “Do you still want a kiss?” asked Peach. “Maybe.” said Bowser trying to catch his breath from that powerful blow. “I’ll give it to you when you deserve it, you could also use a mint and a shower, you reek!” said Peach in a disgusted way. “Oh I gotta get help. But who would believe me, everyone would think I’m crazy. It has to be someone who believes and trusts people very much, someone like -Yoshi!” Bowser went out in Mario’s pajamas to travel to Yoshi’s Island.
“What am I going to do, son? We don’t have the coins right?” asked Mario. “Please help me!” “Did you just say “Please” dad?” asked Jr. in astonishment. “I might be able to help.” Boshi stepped in. “...If you loan me your clown copter.” “All right, it’s a deal!” Mario agreed as Boshi handed over a bag full of coins. “Oh, man, this is out of control. I didn’t know Bowser did so many things in one day. I have to seek help from a person who believes in all stories... Yoshi!” Mario said as he slipped on some gloves and ran towards Yoshi’s Island.
Both Bowser and Mario reached Yoshi’s Island at the same time and ran to Yoshi for help. “Mario!” yelled Bowser. “Bowser!” yelled Mario. “Okay, am I supposed to follow this?” Yoshi asked as he heard the two rivals call each other the opposite name. “Yoshi, you see, yesterday we were both outside in Bowser’s castle...” said Mario as Bowser finished the story. “Then all of the sudden we were struck by lightning!” concluded Bowser. “And we were switched into each other’s body!” Both said at the same time. “Okay, that’s pretty simple, you just get struck again in the same location at the same time, believe me, it happened to me and Boshi. Whoo! What a nightmare.” Answered Yoshi. The two of them agreed and return to Bowser’s Castle at the same place at about the same time.
“Okay, this was the spot.” said Mario. “And this was the time.” said Bowser. They patiently waited until a lightning struck a cable, bounced off and stroke Mario and Bowser. Minutes later, they awakened. “Yes, I-a me again!” Mario shouted. “And I’m handsome tall me again!” Bowser shouted. “Here Mario, I found your glove.” said Bowser as he handed over the glove to Mario. “And I-a solved the strike by-a letting Boshi borrow your clown copter!” replied Mario. “You what!” yelled Bowser. “Hey, at least I-a solved your strike!” defended Mario. “No! I can’t believe you Mario, I hate your guts!” insulted Bowser. “Well, then-a fine, I hate your guts too!” insulted Mario. “Fine.” “Fine.” And just like that, they were rivals all over again.
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! It's like, just because we live on oppisite sides of the country, it means that everything is different; or that the schools are in a conspiracy against us 
. Well, I know the time is different. You guys over there in California are three hours behind Florida. By the time I get out of school, you guys still have a few hours left. This makes it difficult for me to catch up with you guys, unless I stay up until about 12:00 to 3:00 A.M. Yes, life is strange. 
