Post by red.yoshi on Aug 17, 2004 9:47:03 GMT -5
you know everyone. yoshis do exsist in real life. yes, real yoshis. there once was a famous scientist who changed himself into a yoshi, and started another race, the yoshi race on this very earth. let me tell you how it all happenend:
the famous,28 year old, stephen onorato was a scientist who wanted to create a yoshi race to rule the world (heh just kidding...or am i o.0) to make this possible, he needed to know every blue brint, ability, heights and withs of a yoshi.he needed to know other things shuch as tounge witih, eye color-lets just say he needed to know every thing about a yoshi dino. what? you dont know what a yoshi is?!? well, a yoshi is a cute dinosaur who comes in many different sizes and colors, but no bigger then a man's elbo.a yoshi has a row of spikes running down his back, too. they like eating fruit, laying eggs, and plaing together. the stange thing is, a male yoshi can lay eggs, and produce young. well, lets not talk about this now. so, the famous stephen onorato had his machine almost compleate. the only problem was that once you turned into a yoshi, there was no turning back. thats why the machine wasnt compleate.... but the excited scintist dindnt care, he just wanted to become a yoshi. so, he stepped into the machine, and turned the power on. he started shrinking, and turning red. his arms, legs, stomach all red except for his belly which is white. his nose bulged out of his head, and his tounge expanded and grew a sticky substance on the end. he could now use his toung to pick up things, and hold them. he started to grow a tail. now the yoshi-scientist, well yoshi now, realised what he had just done, and now he lost his family and friends forever. but he was famous since he was the only yoshi who standed on this planet. he needed more yoshis, so he could have a famiy, but already people were noticeing him, and looking in the windows. he didnt have much time to spare. he grapped his newest invention, the yoshi wings, and flew out the door and away from his lab. some idiot threw a match into the building, and it exploaded, but the red yoshi escaped, just in time. why was he a red yoshi? the machine knows what yoshi you are and changes you into that color.i didnt matter that his lab was gone because he couldnt work in it anyway with his yoshi hands. he flew up to a clould in the sky. even though he was very strong, strong enough to carry 500 pounds on his back, he could sit on clouds. it had been the worst day of his life. why had he been so foolish? he decided to call himself red.yoshi, he just liked the name. he thought it over. it wasnt so bad, he was a yos- all of the sudden, he didnt know were he was. every memory from his mind had vanshed. he finished the change of the yoshi. he alredy knew yoshineese which was no help to him at all. but his yoshi instints told red.yoshi one thing, cherries! kada kada kuh hoo! he said in his yoshi voice, and traveled far far away without human cilvisation were he sniffed big, ripe, cherries. he arrived at the island, and ate cherries off of a tree for lunch. there were many trees with many fruits, but red.yoshi was intrested in cherries an apples. he made a nest, and layed some eggs. red.yoshi also found varios shells on the shore line which were good for yoshis, because when they ate them, they got various powers. this was home, of the new yoshi race which would some day rule the world.
sorry about the spelling, i suk at spelling
the famous,28 year old, stephen onorato was a scientist who wanted to create a yoshi race to rule the world (heh just kidding...or am i o.0) to make this possible, he needed to know every blue brint, ability, heights and withs of a yoshi.he needed to know other things shuch as tounge witih, eye color-lets just say he needed to know every thing about a yoshi dino. what? you dont know what a yoshi is?!? well, a yoshi is a cute dinosaur who comes in many different sizes and colors, but no bigger then a man's elbo.a yoshi has a row of spikes running down his back, too. they like eating fruit, laying eggs, and plaing together. the stange thing is, a male yoshi can lay eggs, and produce young. well, lets not talk about this now. so, the famous stephen onorato had his machine almost compleate. the only problem was that once you turned into a yoshi, there was no turning back. thats why the machine wasnt compleate.... but the excited scintist dindnt care, he just wanted to become a yoshi. so, he stepped into the machine, and turned the power on. he started shrinking, and turning red. his arms, legs, stomach all red except for his belly which is white. his nose bulged out of his head, and his tounge expanded and grew a sticky substance on the end. he could now use his toung to pick up things, and hold them. he started to grow a tail. now the yoshi-scientist, well yoshi now, realised what he had just done, and now he lost his family and friends forever. but he was famous since he was the only yoshi who standed on this planet. he needed more yoshis, so he could have a famiy, but already people were noticeing him, and looking in the windows. he didnt have much time to spare. he grapped his newest invention, the yoshi wings, and flew out the door and away from his lab. some idiot threw a match into the building, and it exploaded, but the red yoshi escaped, just in time. why was he a red yoshi? the machine knows what yoshi you are and changes you into that color.i didnt matter that his lab was gone because he couldnt work in it anyway with his yoshi hands. he flew up to a clould in the sky. even though he was very strong, strong enough to carry 500 pounds on his back, he could sit on clouds. it had been the worst day of his life. why had he been so foolish? he decided to call himself red.yoshi, he just liked the name. he thought it over. it wasnt so bad, he was a yos- all of the sudden, he didnt know were he was. every memory from his mind had vanshed. he finished the change of the yoshi. he alredy knew yoshineese which was no help to him at all. but his yoshi instints told red.yoshi one thing, cherries! kada kada kuh hoo! he said in his yoshi voice, and traveled far far away without human cilvisation were he sniffed big, ripe, cherries. he arrived at the island, and ate cherries off of a tree for lunch. there were many trees with many fruits, but red.yoshi was intrested in cherries an apples. he made a nest, and layed some eggs. red.yoshi also found varios shells on the shore line which were good for yoshis, because when they ate them, they got various powers. this was home, of the new yoshi race which would some day rule the world.
sorry about the spelling, i suk at spelling
