Pirate Yoshis Versus Ninja Yoshi's

[RogueYoshi]

Along time ago Ninjas and Pirates fought to prove how strong each other were to claim the prize of the Metal of Best Fighters ever

The Ninja's slowly began to come towards the Pirates where even the most dangerous of battles could ever happen alot of people were scared running for it

The 2 came to each other drawing there weapons even as we speak

This will be the ultimate battle who shall win
Either the Yoshi Ninjas or the Yoshi Pirates

and remember whoever wins....the other side loses!

(hey all sorry for the short chapter but here comes the main idea of this fic send me a message and tell me if you like to be on the ninja side or pirate side and i make sure to include you i really pray that this goes well i never tried a idea like this yet but oh well )

[Rainbow Yoshi]

Ar i'll be a pirate maytey! Aye, this is a short chapter but who cares!

[Yoshiken]

im totally with the ninja side

[Blue-Yoshi]

lm a ninqa okay. I love to kill silently but deadly!

[Fifth]

...I'd once heard that pirates and ninjas, while both very cool in their own rights, are of two very different worlds and should never be mixed.

Go ahead and try if you like, though; it might be interesting.

[Paranoshi]

I'll be a pirate, since we get cool souveniers! Peglegs! Eyepatches! Lemon Cakes! mmm.

[teh yoshi]

Uhh... I'm not a big fan of either ninjas or pirates. Umm.. sorry .

[RogueYoshi]

Chapter 1 Paranoshi and Rainbow Yoshi
versus Yoshiken and Blue Yoshi

Paranoshi: we shall first reach the island and then set on it and find the treasure

Rainbow Yoshi: this is gonna be awesome our first treasure hunting adventure

So the 2 pirate yoshis set sail when suddenly

Paranoshi: What the!!!!! Treasure island this doesnt look nothing like treasure island at all!

Rainbow Yoshi: its a Ninja house! what in the world wheres treasure island

Paranoshi: Look theres a sign right there *Treasure island is now gone all your base are belong to Ph33r ninjas*

Rainbow: Grrrrrrrrrrr! lets go in there and save treasure island Yarg!

Para: Yarg!

So forth the Pirates broke into teh Ninja house and there were two simple ninjas sitting there studying how to be a true ninja and how to fight well with Ph33r ninja skills the 2 pirates went up and....

Para: Alright you spiked hair ninja dude give us back our island

Yoshiken: Over my dead nose!

Blue Yoshi: isnt that under my dead body

Yoshiken: Shut up i am in charge and i say its Over my dead nose but you know i thought of this great idea saying under my dead body might be better

Blue Yoshi:

Yoshiken: anyways we aint gonna give you back your island so go get outta here and go play treasure somewhere else

Rainbow: you offended me yarg i challenge you to a duel

Yoshiken: Very well but know i am the best duelist ninja ever i have my sharp skills

Yugioh: its time to D D D D D D D D Duel!

Yoshi-Gi-Cookiedough!

Yoshiken: i play Timyoshi's hat on attack mode

TimYoshi: gimmie back my hat

Yoshiken: Tim its not what you think!

Timyoshi: *swipes hat*Amataurs!

Paranoshi: i play Fifth in attack mode 1000/1000

Rainbow: Go Para!

Paranoshi: i attack you with it

Blue: You idoits not that kind of duel!
this kinda duel *gets egg launchers and gives them to Para and Yoshiken*

Para: this is it whoever wins someone lose

Yoshiken: stop copying off of Aliens Versus Mutants

Blue: wasnt it Aliens versus...

Yoshiken: shut up i am in charge and i say its Aliens Versus Mutants

Who will win this duel find out next episode in
Pirate Yoshi's versus Ninja Yoshis

[Rainbow Yoshi]

This story is funny! ;D I can't wait for the next chapter!
Yah i can duel with Para!

[Yoshiken]

lol...wow im a power-hungry tyrant...so true, anyways awesome story, loved the randomness, it cracked me up...anyways the pirates dont have a chance

[Rainbow Yoshi]

Wait a second

Rainbow: you offended me yarg i challenge you to a duel

Blue: You idoits not that kind of duel!
this kinda duel *gets egg launchers and gives them to Para and Yoshiken*

If i challenged the duel why did Blue Yoshi get to pick what kind of a duel it was? Well anyway, all i want to say is: Ninjas are going down!

[Yoshiken]

YOU WISH NINJAS ARE GONNA TOTALLY OWN YOU PIRATES...

[Teo]

PIRATES!! Besides, Rainbow yoshi's are neat! *Draws big long pirate sword.* I got this a the souvenir shop!

[Yoshiken]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! YOU SHALL ALL SEE.....NINJAS SHALL COME OUT VICTORIOUS...i mean cmon, ninjas are super-stealthy, equipped with swords and ninja stars, they can dodge practically anything, the bottom line is....PIRATES ARE GOING DOWN

[Rainbow Yoshi]

But pirates have cannons! And we also have guns and swords... alright we don't really have guns.

[RogueYoshi]

read this backwards

yadthrib ym si yadot

Folks i have decided a new way to try fan ficing
no more scripts this shall be written like a book now

Para was scared and so was Yoshiken it came down to this and there was no turning back for either of them they realized that if they each lost then they let down there other side so they took one last deep breath and 1.....2......3......ready aim....Fire!

the egg bombs flew into each other and they exploded leaving no one harmed at all

Rats said Yoshiken i wanted to finish this but theres no more eggs in this egg laucher i guess i finish you off with my ninja style techs

and I shall show you my pirate style techs said Para and so forth the battle began

Man this is gonna take forever i better invite friends said Blue Yoshi as he was calling on the phone and calling all his friends hey all bring the popcorn we got a fight over here

Take this ninja star shouted Yoshiken as he threw a ninja star but Para quickly dodged it and it hit a random person reading this fan fic

You fight like a cowardly Latias laughed Yoshiken

Yarg you take that back you Landlubber! said Para as he charged with his swords

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha nobody can defeat a ninja
suddenly a dragon that was red scratched him

Youch hey what was that for said Yoshiken

Thats for insulting me said Latias as she flew off
and giggled

suddenly he took a tiny hit from Para also

Ahhhh you cheapskate Pirate i blow you all outta the sea growled Yoshiken as he threw a ninja star however this time Para did not dodge and took a tiny wound

Yarg this aint funny at all now beho....

Prepare for Trouble make that double to protect the world from Blah blah blah to unite the evils within our nauture blah blah blah blah blah blah Jessie! James!
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light surrender now or prepare to die...errrr fight
Growwwwwlllll thats right said a racoon in a red coat

Graedius what you doing here and what happened to meowth

Meowth didnt wanna be in this fic so therefore we replaced him with the first racoon we saw

what you doing here said Rainbow Yoshi

well.......can i join pirates said James

and can i join ninjas said Jessie

alright laddies for being your replacement cat it cost you 5000 gold

oh fine take your money and leave said Jessie as he threw him a bag of gold

Thank ye laddie said Graedius as he left

Now prepare to face me power go Koffing! James

go Arbok! said Jessie with a evil smile

suddenly a bunch of friends came over and they all sat at the couch then Yoshiken turned and said

What the! what are all these people doing here said Yoshiken as his face turned all angry

i invited them said Blue

pass the popcorn please said Rainbow Yoshi

sure thing said a yoshi auidience dude

Who will win the pirates or ninjas by second this battle is getting more awesome

stay tuned for the next episode

[Yoshiken]

MUAHAHAHAHAHA....NINJAS SHALL NEVER LOSE....awesome addition, once again i love the randomness

[Rainbow Yoshi]

lol i love this story! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Oh yeah happy birthday! This birthday cheer was dedicated to the guy who created this funny Fan fic. ;D

[Teo]

Happy two days after your birthday!

[teh yoshi]

I like punctuation.

Punctuation is my friend.

Please don't make my friend cry.

We should all get together and be super happy fun friends with punctuation!