Post by UMS Author Lava on May 2, 2005 20:33:19 GMT -5
I know this is soon, but, here it is.
[glow=red,2,300]CHAPTER 2>>>The Cute Princess[/glow]
After much swimming, Lava got from Magmosis Isle to Metropo Isle, the bustling city of the Flower Isles. A red Goomba and a blue Goomba came out of a nearby hotel.
Red Goomba: Ahh, what a great lunch, and after such a perfect job, too! It really adds to the flavor.
Blue Goomba: Yeah, our catch will land us a big bonus!
Lava noticed a squirming sack in the back of their truck. The Goombas got on and left to the other side of town. He entered the hotel, and the news just came on.
Reporter: This just in. There was a giant explosion from Magmosis Isle. At the site of the explosion is what once was the Team Koopa Hideout, home of the notorious criminals terrorizing the Flower Isles. The only member who hasn’t made it away was greatly injured and said that the cause was a matter at the lab sector. What exactly the incident was is still a mystery. More on this as we investigate.
Of course, this didn’t surprise Lava. He just escaped from there. As he exits, he’s called by two mustached guys. One was in red, and was shorter and fatter. The other, in green, was taller and thinner.
Lava: You...must be the...what was it now...the Mario Bros.!
Mario: Yeah, we saw you looked pretty tough. Y’know, the kinda thing you see in one’s eyes.
Luigi: You wanna have some practice scuffling? I found a nearby practice arena.
Lava: I’m not busy.
So, the three go to the arena and start their fight. Lava starts by nicking Luigi with a purple eye laser.
Luigi: Owowowowowowowoww!!! That was pretty neat, I guess.
Next, Lava licks at Mario and swings him into Luigi.
Luigi: AAAAAHH!!!! How come I get the most pain?!
Mario: ‘pant’ ‘pant’ You’re pretty skilled, but try this move on!
Mario instantly jumps straight at his head. It didn’t hurt Lava much, but Mario’s foot got really numb due to static electricity from Lava’s helmet.
Mario: Ow! That--OUCH!--really stings! We give, we give.
Lava: Did I overdo it, guys? I’m sorry if I did.
Luigi: No, it’s OK. I get beat up more anyway.
Lava: Oh, question--why are you two here? Did that Peach person get kidnapped?
Mario: No, she’s back home. We’re just on vacation.
Lava: Well, I saw two Goombas drive off with some big squirming sack in the back.
Luigi: Whoa! Might not be Peach, but still bad!
Mario: We better accompany you, uhhhh...what’s your name?
Lava: Oh, I’m Lava Yosh.
Mario: Yeah, we’ll get those guys good!
The three ran to the other side of town where the Goombas just parked and are struggling to carry the sack.
Red Goomba: Hey, get a hold over there!
Blue Goomba: Trying to, but this won’t stop moving.
Girl in Sack: Let me out, please!! ‘gasp’ Someone help!
Blue Goomba: Really! The sack over the head won’t shut her!
Red Goomba: Hey, lady! Shuddap in there--uh oh.
They drop the sack when they see Lava and the Mario Bros.
Red Goomba: Well, since you overheard all that...
Blue Goomba: Yeah, blame your own bad luck!
The Goomba Bros. rush at the three, but Lava throws a combo of fire breath and helmet thunder at Blue, knocking him down, and the plumbers whack Red with their Hammers.
Red Goomba: OW!! Yeah, you’re the Mario Bros., all right.
Blue Goomba: But this young Yoshi...Aren’t you Team Koopa’s--
Shy Guy Girl: Eek! Those two thieves are back!
Toad Jogger: What are you punks doing here?
Blue Goomba: For the tenth time, we’re not thieves. We’re KIDNAPPERS, got it?
Red Goomba: Wha...?!! You idiot! We don’t tell off what our job is, stupid!
Blue Goomba: But they already knew we’re bad guys, anyway!
Red Goomba: Well, let’s scram for now. No time to get our ransom victim!
The two ran off. The jogging Toad checked the bag that the morons left.
Toad Jugger: Ouch! They shoved someone in here! A young female Yoshi, judging by the squirming.
Shy Guy Girl: Say, kid, think you can get the other side of the rope?
Luigi: We’ll hold it still for you, Lava.
Lava: OK, I’ll just tug this thing loose...
Lava does so until it comes almost off. He removes the rope, gets the sack off the Yoshi girl’s head, and she hopped out of the bag. Lava seemed attracted to her. She was purple with medium-long blue hair, a pink cheek triangle, six red belly stripes, red wristbands, pink shoes, a charm necklace, an orange vest, and earrings with dominoes for pendants.
Yoshi Girl: ‘catches her breath’ Where...am I?
Shy Guy Girl: You’re in Metropo Isle, the biggest city in the Flower Isles. Aren’t you...Princess Domino of Jade Forest?
Domino: Oh, yes. I was in the neighboring island when I saw those thugs with a big clear-white jewel with an odd aura. It was ‘cuz I saw it that they got me...
Lava: A big clear jewel with an aura? Whatever it is sounds important. Who can we ask for help?
Toad Jogger: You should see the Mayor. He knows a lot, so he might help you out. He’s in the small silver house.
Domino: Um...what’s you’re name?
Lava: Me? My name’s Lava Yosh.
Domino: I know this may sound kind of awkward, but can you escort me for a while?
Lava: Sure! I’d be glad to help you out.
[glow=red,2,300]CHAPTER 2>>>The Cute Princess[/glow]
After much swimming, Lava got from Magmosis Isle to Metropo Isle, the bustling city of the Flower Isles. A red Goomba and a blue Goomba came out of a nearby hotel.
Red Goomba: Ahh, what a great lunch, and after such a perfect job, too! It really adds to the flavor.
Blue Goomba: Yeah, our catch will land us a big bonus!
Lava noticed a squirming sack in the back of their truck. The Goombas got on and left to the other side of town. He entered the hotel, and the news just came on.
Reporter: This just in. There was a giant explosion from Magmosis Isle. At the site of the explosion is what once was the Team Koopa Hideout, home of the notorious criminals terrorizing the Flower Isles. The only member who hasn’t made it away was greatly injured and said that the cause was a matter at the lab sector. What exactly the incident was is still a mystery. More on this as we investigate.
Of course, this didn’t surprise Lava. He just escaped from there. As he exits, he’s called by two mustached guys. One was in red, and was shorter and fatter. The other, in green, was taller and thinner.
Lava: You...must be the...what was it now...the Mario Bros.!
Mario: Yeah, we saw you looked pretty tough. Y’know, the kinda thing you see in one’s eyes.
Luigi: You wanna have some practice scuffling? I found a nearby practice arena.
Lava: I’m not busy.
So, the three go to the arena and start their fight. Lava starts by nicking Luigi with a purple eye laser.
Luigi: Owowowowowowowoww!!! That was pretty neat, I guess.
Next, Lava licks at Mario and swings him into Luigi.
Luigi: AAAAAHH!!!! How come I get the most pain?!
Mario: ‘pant’ ‘pant’ You’re pretty skilled, but try this move on!
Mario instantly jumps straight at his head. It didn’t hurt Lava much, but Mario’s foot got really numb due to static electricity from Lava’s helmet.
Mario: Ow! That--OUCH!--really stings! We give, we give.
Lava: Did I overdo it, guys? I’m sorry if I did.
Luigi: No, it’s OK. I get beat up more anyway.
Lava: Oh, question--why are you two here? Did that Peach person get kidnapped?
Mario: No, she’s back home. We’re just on vacation.
Lava: Well, I saw two Goombas drive off with some big squirming sack in the back.
Luigi: Whoa! Might not be Peach, but still bad!
Mario: We better accompany you, uhhhh...what’s your name?
Lava: Oh, I’m Lava Yosh.
Mario: Yeah, we’ll get those guys good!
The three ran to the other side of town where the Goombas just parked and are struggling to carry the sack.
Red Goomba: Hey, get a hold over there!
Blue Goomba: Trying to, but this won’t stop moving.
Girl in Sack: Let me out, please!! ‘gasp’ Someone help!
Blue Goomba: Really! The sack over the head won’t shut her!
Red Goomba: Hey, lady! Shuddap in there--uh oh.
They drop the sack when they see Lava and the Mario Bros.
Red Goomba: Well, since you overheard all that...
Blue Goomba: Yeah, blame your own bad luck!
The Goomba Bros. rush at the three, but Lava throws a combo of fire breath and helmet thunder at Blue, knocking him down, and the plumbers whack Red with their Hammers.
Red Goomba: OW!! Yeah, you’re the Mario Bros., all right.
Blue Goomba: But this young Yoshi...Aren’t you Team Koopa’s--
Shy Guy Girl: Eek! Those two thieves are back!
Toad Jogger: What are you punks doing here?
Blue Goomba: For the tenth time, we’re not thieves. We’re KIDNAPPERS, got it?
Red Goomba: Wha...?!! You idiot! We don’t tell off what our job is, stupid!
Blue Goomba: But they already knew we’re bad guys, anyway!
Red Goomba: Well, let’s scram for now. No time to get our ransom victim!
The two ran off. The jogging Toad checked the bag that the morons left.
Toad Jugger: Ouch! They shoved someone in here! A young female Yoshi, judging by the squirming.
Shy Guy Girl: Say, kid, think you can get the other side of the rope?
Luigi: We’ll hold it still for you, Lava.
Lava: OK, I’ll just tug this thing loose...
Lava does so until it comes almost off. He removes the rope, gets the sack off the Yoshi girl’s head, and she hopped out of the bag. Lava seemed attracted to her. She was purple with medium-long blue hair, a pink cheek triangle, six red belly stripes, red wristbands, pink shoes, a charm necklace, an orange vest, and earrings with dominoes for pendants.
Yoshi Girl: ‘catches her breath’ Where...am I?
Shy Guy Girl: You’re in Metropo Isle, the biggest city in the Flower Isles. Aren’t you...Princess Domino of Jade Forest?
Domino: Oh, yes. I was in the neighboring island when I saw those thugs with a big clear-white jewel with an odd aura. It was ‘cuz I saw it that they got me...
Lava: A big clear jewel with an aura? Whatever it is sounds important. Who can we ask for help?
Toad Jogger: You should see the Mayor. He knows a lot, so he might help you out. He’s in the small silver house.
Domino: Um...what’s you’re name?
Lava: Me? My name’s Lava Yosh.
Domino: I know this may sound kind of awkward, but can you escort me for a while?
Lava: Sure! I’d be glad to help you out.
Courtesy of Red. Yoshi. Thanks! 
