Post by UMS Author Lava on Jun 26, 2005 9:29:27 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]CHAPTER 8>>>Luigi in Distress[/glow]
Domino: You’re kidding. It’s in the Dept. Store?...Oh well. I’d like to do some shopping while we’re here, but not too much.
Vivian: Hey, me too! I wanna buy a LOT!!! They’re having a big sale!
And so, the five go around buying things and yet they can’t find a single trace of the Soul Gem.
Luigi: Some theory backed up by a brain jolt...Some Marque Dept. Store...
Vivian: Oh, quit being so negative! At least I got some really neat badges for all of us!
All of a sudden, the lights went out, and then they became a deep blue.
Lava: What the?!
Mario: Oh no!! Someone kidnapped Luigi!!!
Intercom: Attention, shoppers Lava Yosh, Domino Tribal, Vivian Shadow, and Mario Mario. Please come to the Dept. Store office on the third floor, and be quick if you want Luigi before he gets delivered...Hoo hee hee heeee!!!
Lava: ...Right. That was intimidating AND annoying. Hurry, guys!
They climb upwards, beating up Heartless(kidding), and Luigi already got delivered to another building by the time Lava and Co. meet, in the office, KING BOO!!!
King Boo: Whoops. Luigi’s already shipped off.
Domino: Sooo...Do we pummel you for answers.
King Boo: I wager that’s a fair deal! And you know how I looooove wagers!!
He then summoned a big slot machine.
King Boo: How ‘bout this? There’s 10 coins. Have at least 50 coins by winning the slots!
Mario: Okeydokey, I put in 3 coins to activate all rows and diagonals.
The reels began to spin, and Mario let Lava decide when to stop. Lava focused his mind REALLY carefully, near to the point that time slowed around him. That way, he nailed three red 7’s. YAYNESS!!!!
King Boo: That ain’t good!! That means you win...I hate it when others use MY strategy!
Lava: Oh, sorry. I didn’t know it was YOURS.
King Boo: Now for the Pain Game!!!
King Boo then called up a big roulette board and it spun really fast, making the four lose their equilibrium. This was King Boo’s chance to burn ‘em good...if Vivian didn’t buy a Gadd FlameMirror, which she did. That hurt King Boo big time.
King Boo: Aw, c’mon!!! I got this crown polished!
Lava tried to jump on his head, but he faded right away. Then he snuck behind Lava and yelled REALLY loud.
Lava: Uh, right.
Lava then leered down King Boo so he was a shy invisible ghoul. Then Lava turned away, so King Boo reappeared so he’d strike, except Mario hit him from behind with his Hammer, and Lava threw a thunderbolt at a mirror to zap King Boo good.
King Boo: No way...
Mario: So where’s Luigi?!
King Boo: He’s at Angelo Sotobolo’s place. Now if you’ll excuse me, I must be off. And don’t go to the Juice Bar!!!
And with that, he flew away out the window.
Domino: All in favor of going to the Juice Bar, raise your hand.
Everyone voted to go to the Juice Bar. Then they heard a loud thud outside. Probably a home-run, and the people at the stadium are singing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”. NOT. It was some red Koopa with black hair and a colorful mask with a spike on it, knocked out in the small alley nearby.
Masked Koopa: ... ...Are you people...mafias?
Lava: No, we’re adventurers.
Masked Koopa: *gets on his feet* Ah, good! I’m Michael Fox, rookie of the Klaws.
Mario: “Klaws”?
M. Fox: The “urban mercenary” force! We protect world peace every now and then if we get the chance. Anyway, Treyba Dishman told me to investigate something over here.
Domino: Like...?
M. Fox: Sotobolo has a secret in the basement. A statue a shady teen black Yoshi gave him quietly. He called it the “Vali Vali Statue”, and it seems pretty EVIL.
Lava: Evil?! So Sotobolo got his ludicrous powers from THAT?
M. Fox: Exactly! Now, you gotta destroy that thing. Listen, Miller told me that he had to wash his hands and accidentally knocked on the wall behind the counter instead of the restroom door. But a voice from the wall said “Who is it?”. Apparently, there’s a door there to the basement. Go check that out if you want to get your brother back Mario. In the meantime, I must go get some sugar. I heard the Dept. Store is fixed. *leaves*
So, the four open a disguised door in the wall behind te counter and a bright light shines from in it...
Domino: You’re kidding. It’s in the Dept. Store?...Oh well. I’d like to do some shopping while we’re here, but not too much.
Vivian: Hey, me too! I wanna buy a LOT!!! They’re having a big sale!
And so, the five go around buying things and yet they can’t find a single trace of the Soul Gem.
Luigi: Some theory backed up by a brain jolt...Some Marque Dept. Store...
Vivian: Oh, quit being so negative! At least I got some really neat badges for all of us!
All of a sudden, the lights went out, and then they became a deep blue.
Lava: What the?!
Mario: Oh no!! Someone kidnapped Luigi!!!
Intercom: Attention, shoppers Lava Yosh, Domino Tribal, Vivian Shadow, and Mario Mario. Please come to the Dept. Store office on the third floor, and be quick if you want Luigi before he gets delivered...Hoo hee hee heeee!!!
Lava: ...Right. That was intimidating AND annoying. Hurry, guys!
They climb upwards, beating up Heartless(kidding), and Luigi already got delivered to another building by the time Lava and Co. meet, in the office, KING BOO!!!
King Boo: Whoops. Luigi’s already shipped off.
Domino: Sooo...Do we pummel you for answers.
King Boo: I wager that’s a fair deal! And you know how I looooove wagers!!
He then summoned a big slot machine.
King Boo: How ‘bout this? There’s 10 coins. Have at least 50 coins by winning the slots!
Mario: Okeydokey, I put in 3 coins to activate all rows and diagonals.
The reels began to spin, and Mario let Lava decide when to stop. Lava focused his mind REALLY carefully, near to the point that time slowed around him. That way, he nailed three red 7’s. YAYNESS!!!!
King Boo: That ain’t good!! That means you win...I hate it when others use MY strategy!
Lava: Oh, sorry. I didn’t know it was YOURS.
King Boo: Now for the Pain Game!!!
King Boo then called up a big roulette board and it spun really fast, making the four lose their equilibrium. This was King Boo’s chance to burn ‘em good...if Vivian didn’t buy a Gadd FlameMirror, which she did. That hurt King Boo big time.
King Boo: Aw, c’mon!!! I got this crown polished!
Lava tried to jump on his head, but he faded right away. Then he snuck behind Lava and yelled REALLY loud.
Lava: Uh, right.
Lava then leered down King Boo so he was a shy invisible ghoul. Then Lava turned away, so King Boo reappeared so he’d strike, except Mario hit him from behind with his Hammer, and Lava threw a thunderbolt at a mirror to zap King Boo good.
King Boo: No way...
Mario: So where’s Luigi?!
King Boo: He’s at Angelo Sotobolo’s place. Now if you’ll excuse me, I must be off. And don’t go to the Juice Bar!!!
And with that, he flew away out the window.
Domino: All in favor of going to the Juice Bar, raise your hand.
Everyone voted to go to the Juice Bar. Then they heard a loud thud outside. Probably a home-run, and the people at the stadium are singing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game”. NOT. It was some red Koopa with black hair and a colorful mask with a spike on it, knocked out in the small alley nearby.
Masked Koopa: ... ...Are you people...mafias?
Lava: No, we’re adventurers.
Masked Koopa: *gets on his feet* Ah, good! I’m Michael Fox, rookie of the Klaws.
Mario: “Klaws”?
M. Fox: The “urban mercenary” force! We protect world peace every now and then if we get the chance. Anyway, Treyba Dishman told me to investigate something over here.
Domino: Like...?
M. Fox: Sotobolo has a secret in the basement. A statue a shady teen black Yoshi gave him quietly. He called it the “Vali Vali Statue”, and it seems pretty EVIL.
Lava: Evil?! So Sotobolo got his ludicrous powers from THAT?
M. Fox: Exactly! Now, you gotta destroy that thing. Listen, Miller told me that he had to wash his hands and accidentally knocked on the wall behind the counter instead of the restroom door. But a voice from the wall said “Who is it?”. Apparently, there’s a door there to the basement. Go check that out if you want to get your brother back Mario. In the meantime, I must go get some sugar. I heard the Dept. Store is fixed. *leaves*
So, the four open a disguised door in the wall behind te counter and a bright light shines from in it...