The ATB Curse!!!

[Enrique]

Very funny, Lava! Suspenceful, too! Great job!

[Lord of the Dance]

Lol. The Wario Car blew up in their faces XDDD. Great job, and keep it up! Now I can't wait to see the next one XD

[UMS Author Lava]

This is a weird one.
CHAPTER 10>>Lame History of Evil
Ansem: Cackletta and Tutankoopa and Doopliss. Right, only you 4 remain!
Tutankoopa: First off, that'd be 3, not 4. Second, Doopliss is a good guy now. And THIRD, you're here, are you not?
Ansem: ...Touche times 3...
Cackletta: I don't get why you don't monologue or keep doing evil laughs.
Ansem: Cackletti, Tutankoopy, it's time you learned why back then, bad guys were so underrated.
Tutankoopa: Why's that? (My name's TutanKOOPA, you feck.)
Ansem: You know how's it's usually "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb"? Not in Ultra Mario Staramado. The good guys already know about us. DUH!!
Cackletta: Well, we knew THAT. (Uh yeah, I'm not some cackling pasta, Mr. Dark Eminem.)
Ansem: Anyway, way back when, it was more like "Good will always triumph because evil speaks dumb."
Tutankoopa: Meaning...?
Ansem: Meaning they monologue! They waste valuable time which they could spend by vaporizing the heroes on blah...blah...BLAH!!! You see?
Cackletta: Well, DUH.
Ansem: Exactly! And they'd say underrated stuff like "I will rule the world!!" or "Nothing can stop me!!" or "HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!! *evil!*" all the time. It's SO cliche, I tell ya!
Tutankoopa: Amen to THAT, sir!
Ansem: What's worse is...they TELL the heroes their plan for world domination or the destrudction of the universe or anything! Just watch the movie Inspector Gadget!! Scolex didn't bother to just rip out the computer chip until he was sure Gadget understood his dark plot!!
Cackletta: M-E-H. That movie was weird.
Ansem: At LEAST they tell how stupid them monologuing baddies are in The Incredibles.
Tutankoopa: Ooh! Ooh! I like that movie!
Ansem: Well, Peasley, Bowser, back to work.
Cackletta: ...Peasley?
Tutankoopa: ...Bowser?
Cackletta: YOU feckin' MORON!!! I'M CACKLETTA!!!!!
Tutankoopa: WHY YOU @##!!! IT'S TUTANKOOPA!!!!!
Ansem: Jou fools!! There's nothing you can do to stop me! HAHAHAHAHAAHAH!! *evil!*
Cackletta: :PLet's ditch this loser. *leaves*
Tutankoopa: :PTo think we follow him. *leaves*
He-Who-Lives-Above-The-Panels: Remember, kids, "Good will always triumph because evil speaks dumb."
Ansem: Oh, go bother someone else, He-Who-Lives-Above-The-Panels!
>>To be continued...

[Enrique]

Yeah, it is kind of wierd. But it's also very funny! Great job!

[UMS Author Lava]

CHAPTER 11>>Sweaty Hot Trip
Ansem: Wow, what's this?
Tutankoopa: This is my special trap for the good guys: a sand pit! I activate this thing and it fills with sand from every side. Clever, no?
Ansem: Cool! But, uh, you sure? Your speed is pathetic! Look how slow your ATB gauge fills!
Tutankoopa: >:(Ah, to hell with this...I'll just prepare for it...
Ansem: Hey look! The ice cream man!! *runs to a cactus* OWIES!!! *runs off*
Meanwhile, enter Daisy, Donkey Kong, and Doopliss.
Doopliss: Hey, look! Tutankoopa's got a weird trap!
Donkey Kong: DK go smash little pharaoh Koopa guy!
Daisy: Man, I've never seen an ATB gauge that slow!
Tutankoopa: Just watch! I cast...HASTE!!!
Good Guys: ... ... ... ... ...
Donkey Kong: Big deal. It now fill, like, 1 bit per 4 seconds.
Daisy: Ah, let's just kill him.
She throws a giant Veggie into Tutankoopa's face whilst he was still charging his gauge.
Tutankoopa: Curse this ATB Curse!
Doopliss: Woohoo, bad pun.
Doopliss throws a toy he got in a Happy Meal into Tutankoopa's throat. Tutankoopa suffocated and died. HOORAY!!!
The good guys then found Dry Dry Desert's Keyhole and DK, with the Banana King Keyblade, sealed it.
>>To be continued, after I dry off the sweat.

[Enrique]

LOL! Hilarious! Great job, Lava! Also, I've never seen so many smilies in one fanfic before...

[UMS Author Lava]

CHAPTER 12>>Ansem's Final Resort
Ansem: Screw this. >:(Cackletta's recently beat, everyone's defeated, all the areas' Keyholes are sealed from the ATB Curse, and that ice cream man was so thorny! He must've been the ice cream man from HELL!!!!
Ansem then paced back and forth for about 4 hours, until he thought of something.
Ansem: I know! I'll make yogurt! take care of 'em myself! I shalst use thy full potential of thy darkness and destroyeth thee to oblivieth, soeth thateth I-eth, Ansemeth, thyeth seekereth ofeth darknesseth, shalsteth conquereth thiseth worldeth!!!
Meanwhile, Lava, Mario, Treyba, Fantasy Guy, and Peach entered his room.
Ansem: Ah-eth, it'seth Laethvaeth Yosheth, Maethriethoeth, Treyethbaeth, Fanethtaethsyeth Guyeth, andeth Prinethcesseth Peacheth! I-eth, Anethsemeth, willeth knocketh youeth alleth downeth!!!!!
Lava: Is there...something wrong with your throat?
Peach: I know he's stupid, but he sounds stupider than I thought.
Ansem: Shuteth upeth righteth noweth, youeth imethbecethileseth!! (Shut up right now, you imbeciles!!)
Mario: Hahahah! You so funny! *brick*
>>Sorry, this will have to be continued due to massive text.

[Enrique]

Veethryeth funethnyeth, Laethvaeth! (Very funny, Lava!)
I think it's Ansem that's being the real idiot! What's next for him? Suicide?!
We'll just have to wait and see!

[UMS Author Lava]

CHAPTER 12.5>>More Shenanigans!
Ansem: You mean I can't speak with "eth"? :'(OK, I speak "Ubby Dubby"!
Good Guys:
Ansem: Ubi wubill knubock yubou uball dubown! Yubou shuball nubevuber dubecubiphuber muby wubords!!
Treyba: Whubatubevuber.
Ansem:
Fantasy Guy: He said "Whatever."
Ansem: Well, what did I say?
Peach: You said "I will knock you all down! You shall never decipher my words!!" Really, if you're gonna use a code, use it RIGHT.
Ansem: For THAT, I'm NEVER watching ZOOM again!! (jerks ) -*--/---/**- *-/*-* *---/*/*-*/-*-/***!! (You are jerks!!)
Lava: We are jerks? Tsk, -/---/--- -***/*-/-**, *-/-*/***/*/--. (Too bad, Ansem.)
Ansem: WAAAAAH!!! I'm making up languages I can't understand! You must return to darkness!!!
FINAL BOSS BATTLE!!!!
<Because of great expense at the last minute, this will be done in the style of RuneScape. Woohoo!>
>>Ansem throws a dark punch at Mario!
>>Ansem's attack missed because Mario danced whilst banging his head.
>>Ansem: No fair.
>>Mario: No fair.
>>Ansem: Cut that out!!
>>Mario: Cut that out!!
>>Ansem: JFDIOAFJNSIOAFEDFJNSQPDKLACVMSKLF!
>>Mario: JFDIOAFJNSIOAFEDFJNSQPDKLACVMSKLF!
>>Ansem: ... ... ...I suck and I'm dating Luigi!
>>Mario: ... ... ...I suck and I'm dating Luigi!
>>Peach: Um, Mario?
>>Mario: Um, Mario?
>>Peach:
>>Peach casts Esuna on Mario.
>>Mario is cured of Mocking Virus.
>>Fantasy Guy casts Double Team.
>>Fantasy Guy became dodgy, you blokes.
>>I'll go and have some jam and scones. Maybe tea and biscuits. Chocks away! *brick*
>>Bloody ruffians! Continuing...later!

[Lord of the Dance]

Ahahahaha, the Incredibles (in that earlier chapter) XD great job! Never knew so many smilies could be used XD

I-eth can'teth waiteth foreth the-eth nexteth one-eth, Laethvaeth!!! XD

[Enrique]

This is turning into a laugh-fest more than anything right now!
And I want to laugh harder next time!

[UMS Author Lava]

Before we start, remember the party.
Lava, Treyba, Fantasy Guy, Mario, Peach

CHAPTER 12.7>>We Be Crazy!!
>>Lava casts Firaga on Ansem.
>>Ansem receives 2149 damage.
>>Ansem: You're mean! But I'm the meanest!!
>>Peach casts Shell on party.
>>Mario uses Armor Break on Ansem.
>>Ansem receives 1126 damage.
>>Ansem's Defense was lowered.
>>Treyba uses Lancet on Ansem.
>>Treyba drained 423 HP and 93 FP.
>>Treyba also gained No-Fail Death.
>>Ansem uses Flare on Treyba.
>>Treyba receives 342 damage.
>>Treyba reached Overdrive level.
>>Treyba: Nobody angers MOI!!
>>Treyba performs No-Fail Death on Ansem.
>>Ansem got fecked over.
>>So what next? I'm lazy, can't finish tonight.

[Enrique]

LOL Nice choice of numbers! Great job, Lava!

[UMS Author Lava]

CHAPTER 13>>This is Unlucky! OH NOES!!!
Ansem: Time for something drastic!
Ansem leaps into the air and black, purple, and dark blue fog surrounds him, and he emerges as Super Ansem!
Super Ansem: I'm harder! Woohoo!!
Then, Lava performed a hot flamethrower. Ansem Super Ansem shrieked.
Then Peach slapped him silly.
Then Treyba took his credit cards and all his Coins.
Then Fantasy Guy pummeled him in every direction...all at once!
Then Mario danced whilst banging his head with his fists.
Super Ansem lost his super power and got Home-Run Batted away. He landed in Africa, near a cannibal tribe.
Ansem: NOOOO!!!! I'M PERFORMING THE RUNNING AWAY!!!!!!!!!
He runs as fast as possible to avoid the cannibals. He leaped onto a leaving ship...a Chinese pirate ship.
Chinese Cap'n: Hand over your valuables.
Ansem: :oB-But Treyba has my cash!! I haven't a Coin left!
Chinese Cap'n: WALK THE PLANK!!!
Ansem: I RUN AWAY!!! *runs on water*
Back at Staramado, the ATB Curse was no more and everyone was happy.
YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Meanwhile, everyone belonging to Ansem AND Ansem himself were trapped in jail and had to play Dungeons & Dragons for a lifetime.
Ansem: OK, Fawfstaff, you entered the room and are alone. You are then surrounded by 15 Metal Marios--
Fawful: I cast a spell! Ultima!!!
Ansem: ... ...Cool! The Metal Marios are shattered and the bits all melt and merge together into an Ultra Metal Mario, a million times your height.
Cackletta: Doesn't Fawfstaff get LEVEL UP ! !?
Ansem: No. As for Tutankoopley, he is ALL alone in another room.
Tutankoopa: I cast Magic Missile!
Shadow Queen: Why do you wanna cast Magic Missile? There's nothing to attack!
Tutankoopa: Uh...well...I'm...I'm attacking the darkness! *everyone laughs*
Ansem: Alrighty, Tutankoopley attacks the darkness.
THE END
...And that's the last chapter.

[Enrique]

YAY! ;D *claps* Great job overall!

[Lord of the Dance]

Lol, I laughed right up until the end. Nice one

Next time, just a small heads up, it's really hard to read the dark letters in character's names. I like the bright colors, just not the dark ones