Maily's Help Desk

[CherryBlossom]

I know im weird.... LOL ..I want to go dancing in the street... but ummm people are staring at me..

[Kasen]

Cherry I would be staring at you too....but after a while ill get bored and would join lol.....maybe some cute guys would come, think of the possibilities .

[PinkFloydYoshi]

Could we keep this a little more on-topic please? Mailtroids offering his services to the forum, and it's a super idea, so ask the bloke a question instead of ruining his very good topic, cheers...

[Mailtroid]

Hehe...thats allright PinkFloydYoshi. Kasen and CherryBlossom are totally ok. I dont mind them having fun in my topic. They know why...XD...but please...everyone stay on-topic.

Wooohey! Cant wait to answer some more questions. ;D

[Lazo]

Put the street dancing to "Flight of the Valkyries" and you'll be set.

Anyway, Mailtroid:

One of my friends has a stalker. She wants to be his girlfriend. Unfortunatly, she's more annoying than 5-foot tall sentient hamsters playing a bag-pipe rendition of "Shaniqua don't live here no mo" by little T and one track mike. She follows him everywhere she can.

She's already in phase 2, which is E-mails, Instant Messages and Text messages. The problem is, she refuses to accept the fact that he wants nothing to do with her. He treats her worse each day (no violence), which only seems to make her more attracted to him.

Now, ignoring the sinister precedence it sets for her, which is another beast altogether, do you have any non-violent ideas on how to first: Make her get away from him and second: Do so without shattering her soul. There has been some unease regarding possible depression/suicide.

We're running out of ideas. We've tried almost everything we can think of, including (but not limited too) "no," "cold shoulder," avoidance, and subtal and not-so-subtal "go away" messages/actions. She's resisting a serious discussion.

[Mailtroid]

[glow=blue,2,300]To Lazoshi (and his friend)[/glow]
Could it be that this friend of yours is you?..XD...no just kidding. Oh well, I had that a few times before too...believe me..its not easy to avoid such people. Hmmm...thats a tough question..actually. I dont think she'd kill herself...but if there really is such a possibility then I kind of dont know what you could do. Except..hmm...tell your friend to buy a rose for her...then...let him go to her house..or appartment..or whatever...and then tell your friend to tell her that he already has a girlfriend (or guyfriend...whatever you prefer..XD) and that she cant be his girlfriend. Now the only thing you have to do is to think of a good name for a girlfriend. XD

I hope I was a help...thanks for asking. And feel free to let me know wether it worked or not.

[Chaos]

yes i know im bumping up a topic but this is an emergency. oK this occured because of my pure stupidity and lazyness. ok i like to tear staples apart as sort of a stress releiver and my dad gets mad at me because i leave them in little piles on the floor and he keeps saying we are going to step on them one of these days. he was partly correct. monday i made a grilled cheese sandwhich and while playing FF10 i laid my sandwhich... right on one of the piles... and well i thik i might have swallowed a staple... and it caught in my throat, im not choking on it but it just stays ther, it wont go up and it wont go down... i tried eating bread i tried drinking water i even tried coughing it up and i cant get it out... i know you arent a surgen or anything but does anybody have a solution. i cant go to the docter either or tell my parents. Theyll say "Told you so" and we dont have enough money for the docter to do anything... so anybody have anything i could possibly do? please? im really starting to worry
usually when i post hings like this needing help i t all turns out ok after i post it.. hope it hapens here

[Teo]

Reminds me of when I swallowed a piece of wood that broke off a cotton candy stick.

There's a way of hacking things up using the middle of your throat. It's hard to explain. With a little water and hacking (feels like your trying to throw up) it'll be out, and covered in saliva. I don't know how to describe it...except the throwing up part...

If you can make it come up a bit (saliva is sticky in the middle of the throat!) you can actually reach down...but again, it makes you feel like throwing up.

That might be the solution! Throw up! Watch fear factor when they have to put cow eyes in a glass then pass it through the blender and drink it! Or the one where they had to find flags with their teeth in cow blood!

The cow eyes one made me puke...

[Chaos]

i cant throw up.... iv never thrown up except for when i was little adn when i had the stomach flu.. for some reason even when i tried to do that i couldnt throw up.... it makes me feel funny just thinking of throwing up...

[Mailtroid]

[glow=blue,2,300]To Bosh[/glow]
Hmm...that really is an interesting question. So..you swallowed a staple? Ack...stuff like that happened to me quite often. Well, I never swallowed a staple..but erm...let's just say I almost died several times because I usually eat really fast...and yeah erm. XD

Wells, to solve this problem, try to hit your chest while coughing..it helps most times. In the worst case the staple stucks between your lung entrance where this flap is that closes the lung entrance when you eat. In that case you'll have to visit a doctor. I am sorry...I guess you'll have to tell your dad then. Dont worry...I dont think this will cost you much. The doctor wont remove it the oparative way, of course.

[CherryBlossom]

Ohhh my gosh Bosh i am really sorry... *makes gagging noises* i hope you get it out soon..

[Yoshee&Champ]

You could try poking it with something and swallowing it, but that probably wouldn't be comfortable... You could eat something sticky and make yourselve gag both the staple and the sticky thing up, but that probably wouldn't be safe or comfortable...

[Sky]

Dear Mailtroid,

For the past while, I've been having problems with pretty much anything I do. I don't know how it happened nor why, but I've seemed to lose the touch with everything I did. I feel like I've been.. how to say.. lacking, always feeling like I've been giving a sub-par performance in what I endeavor, whether it be writing one of my fanfictions, all the way to real life work as a basketball referee. I've tried sparking my writing recently with a new style of fanfic, and it worked, only for one day or two, so that pretty much didn't work out. Am I just being too hard on myself?

[Teo]

You need inspiration YW. Something that you just wanna do or hear over and over again, something amazing (or pretty close). I get some inspiration from songs some times (mostly yoshi songs) and then I get back on.

I have three personal favorites:

Unfortunately, I don't have the slightest clue how to put them up on here! Well, try googling these few words:

Yoshi's Island Elastic New year OC remix

Yoshi's Lullaby OC remix

[Kasen]

Bosh if that staple isnt out by summer im gonna drag your butt to the doctor, and make him take it out....... Im glad we got that clear ^_^ see ya tomorrow, and have a nice day

[bloodoftheyoshi]

its okay guys i helped YW! hes all chipper now! XDDDDD ahhhh and so am I it feels good to help people!! XD

[Mailtroid]

Thanks Blood! That was really nice of you! I just hope he feels better now. I am glad other people help other people as well. Thanks for the help of you all! ;D

[Mailtroid]

This is the official re-opening of my thread here. Everyone who has problems, please let me know. I'd love to help you all. And once again I want to ask everyone else for help too. Everyone can help, it's not only up to me. So if I get stuck somewhere..and don't know what to do, feel free to contribute with your ideas. Thanks to all the people who are willing to help me. It's appreciated.

I'll check my thread here at least once every day.

[glow=red,2,300]Please don't post pointless and unnecessary replies. Thank you very much.[/glow]

[contention]

Hehehehe! I love the little banner you have there Mailtroid buddy! XD! Ah oh sweet merciful salvation, how you gawk at me with your eyes! Oh but how horrid you can be, when dumped to the side. Thank those who give peace and salvation, thank those as yourself Dennis for caring. It's hard in this world, to find someone as giving as yourself who would be willing to do their best to help someone in their times of need. I.. am not the type to randomly ask for help, but I do propose a small question one that... you don't have to answer back, if you do not want to. The choice is yours, and every choice has its own cause and effect. I merely propose, if you feel that you have something you wish to go over on other things feel free to.

Life, as we all know is always full of its ups and downs like the tracks on our favorite roller coaster. Eventually, things do loop, and the world we know seems to happen all over again. We mess up, and we do it again, its the loops in lifes, a loop that I seem to be constantly stuck in and struggiling over. While my probelms, I should know deep down, at times I am lost when things don't seem so cheery, and loneliness does consume me like never before. When the world seems to turn, I think of the good times, of the times before. Where everyone was always happy, and everything lied in place. Where the city was my escape, but the pencil and paper always called me. So with my heart, I would return to writing, but feel the pain and desolation of being so far away from another thing I craved so much for. I was always torn between excitment and arts. Either to run to the world around me, or merely stay inside myself... and unfortuantly as things moved on, I stayed inside myself more often. Afraid of denial, afraid of falling apart, and afraid most of all, that love should never quite brighten my doorway.

My love life, oh how slum and slow it seems to be. Like a swamp, with its pools of mud that one waddles through. My friends, all of them, are great. At times though, when I see one I love deeply, as some girls at school or others, you know the everday "crush". It's called such for a reason, oh the pity of highschool love, to be in love for a day but crushed from it in the next. I always wait to long though, waiting for eternity before I tell my love, and when I do the time is to late. Stuck in a drut, out and about my heart seems to turn. I have a friend, the greatest in my life, the only one of whom I feel I can turn to when times are rough, that has helped me deeply with this probelm and made me understand a lot more to life than others had. This probelm though, is the only thing left standing, the fact of "love" and my unfortuante ability to study it but never take action.


I lust for the dreams, that seem so very far away, but I don't let them fail. For... if a dream does fail, then it twas not a dream, but merely an illusion.

[Graedius]

I know it's not my place, but I would like to mention...

Life is... tragically short. And mortal, too... and no matter what anyone thinks or beleives that they think, everyone is stll truly uncertain ofwhat comes after... in this one life you live, do with it the best you can, enjoy it, and never be afraid of such things... I was really afraid of taking action with the one I love, very... it took me so long as to give a hug -- but after I mustered the courage, the outcome was far better.

I say, try to overcome your fear -- if the outcome is good, then it may be the best thingthat happened to you -- if the outcome is not pleasurable, then you will at least be out of the uncertain rut.