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Post by bloodoftheyoshi on Mar 28, 2005 15:25:12 GMT -5
i guess thats why they call you Electric eh? I think misreading your audiance counts and dumb, correct? I was doing a power-point presentation in bio class for a project. We were supposed to think of ways to halt and reverse the huge deer population. I chose hunting. The opener was my favorite part of the whole thing, it was a timed slide playing an imported flash file. It moved this large picture of a deer onto the screen, giving me time to say "Aw, isn't that cuuuuute?" Paused for 1 second, then a targeting reticle appeared on it's head with a .wav file playing "Punch them through!" Followed by a gunshot and a large hole in the head. Wasn't done, though. Waited 5 seconds for it to sink in then played another .wav of "Rapid Fire!" With 4 more gunshots and holes. Still not done, waited 3 seconds with yet another .wav of "Don't stop 'till it's over!" With 8 more gunshots and an explosion taking me into the first "real" slide. The problem was the class voted on which method was the best, and the winner would get extra credit. While the teacher and most of the guys were laughing, every girl in the class looked like they wanted to kill me. One jumped out of her chair. Needless to say, I didn't win, despite having very valid arguments. oohhhh strike out with the chicks? ah well it all happens sooner or later XD. well once i was chasing my dog around the yard and I was gaining on her... and then she jumped over the jacuzzi. I was running too fast to stop so I fell right in. and guess what? my jacuzzi was getting fixed, soooo no water >.0 |
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Post by Jacobyoshi on Mar 28, 2005 18:34:45 GMT -5
Okay, one day on the way to school me, Jacob, Andre and melissa were walking to school. I turned around to talk and I bashed into a telephone poll and flew face first into the ground.. That was dumb..
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Post by Rainbow Yoshi on Mar 28, 2005 19:10:19 GMT -5
Once, I was walking to my friend's house and I turned my head because I thought I heard somebody call me, and I bashed my face right into a fence. And the strange thing about it is my glasses didn't break, but they had slid a bit down my nose, and when I pushed them back up to my eyes they snapped right in half. XD
And once I was going to dive into my my swimming pool, but then I realised there was no water when I hit the bottom.XD
And another time, I went underwater In my swimming pool, and since I was wearing goggles and the water was so clear, I couldn't tell I was underwater untill I tried to breathe some.XD
And another time, I was chasing my cousin's dog since it had taken something (cant remember what) and I followed it into a rosebushXD
And another time, me and my cousins went over to the side of his yard, which has a drop off and some sharp trees growing over it, and sharp rocks at the bottom. We started jumping into the trees just to see if we would fall to the bottom.XD I ended up diving into a tree, getting scratched, falling onto another branch, which launched me back up into the air, fell down again, got more scratches, fell some more and hit about every branch, and crashed into the jagged rocks below.XD I don't even know why we decided to do that. And we kept doing it too, for about three hours.XD
So, yeah, in conclusion, I'm probably the smartest guy ever and I never do stupid things.XD
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Post by bloodoftheyoshi on Mar 28, 2005 23:35:20 GMT -5
*stifles laughter* hehehe um ouch got dropped on yer head a couple times? XD
yeah well one time i was practicing my boxing skills outside and my stepsisters dog bit me so i punched it in the face over and over and i got my fist stuck in its mouth so needless to say i had some...scars>.0, XD
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Post by Aniki on Mar 29, 2005 0:31:44 GMT -5
now this is time to laugh, cuz I gonna say here, the most stupid guy that I already saw in my life, I gonna do it in chapters... chapter one: the bycicle... one day, our hero called "Rafael" was riding with his bicycle in a avenue >.o when suddenly a car stopped front him, did you thought that he crushed on the car? yes, he did it, he crushed all the back of the car and his bicycle was destroyed... other day, Rafael and his friend was coming back to his house in this same avenue  his friend was using the bicycle, and Rafael get a hitchhike on the same bicycle, when they were going to his houses, Rafael said "stop! the bicycle is hurting me!" then, his friend said "not now! we are fast, I'll just stop on home" he didn't stopped, the, the super intelligent Rafael stopped the bicycle putting his foot on the tire >.o yes, they felled and started to roll in the center of a avenue more or less 3 metter rolling and rolling chapter two: the skates In a beautiful day, our hero removed the brakes of his skates, just to show how good he was, he did it and started to ride on his street, unhappily, his street was a slope, yes, he started to goes faster, and faster, and faster, almost going to another avenue (in the end of that slope) the only thing that he did to stop is... he held in a handrail, but he was too fast, but too fast the he did a 270º in that handrail o.O and almost hitted his head on it >.o the worst thing is, a lot of people inside a bar saw him, everybody started to laugh about him. After that, he back to his home, on the top of that slope, the only problem was, he was using the skates yet, childrens, do not try to walk on a slope with skates, or else you'll slip and falls like he did >.o and how the skates was heavy it threw his foot to down, and the other skate did the same, doing a big noiise in all the street, everybody gets of from the house to see what is going on.. it was Rafael with his new (and now old) skates! XD chapter three: the rap music This one is little, one day, he got a new CD of a rap music, the first part of a music, is just instrumental, but a heavy intrumental part, so he put in the Max. volume just to see the crystal glasses does a cool song with the vibrations, he did it many times until two crystal glasses falls and broke >.o well, I have a lot of other things to say like, he broke the window punching it just to kill a fly, his aunt hit the remote control on his head cuz he scared her, he forget to give food to his birds, and a lot of other things too, but I can't type anymore... oh yeah, Rafael exist, he's my friend, he's dangerous  |
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Post by bloodoftheyoshi on Mar 29, 2005 0:42:45 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA! ROFL! that was funny dude! yeah, but you're from Brazil right? yeah i can tell your English is a little sketchy
but its okay i dont care.
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Post by Yoshiko on Mar 29, 2005 0:43:57 GMT -5
Okay, so we're doing this thing in science class with wires and elctricity and stuff. Anyways, our teacher was showing us that we could cook a hotdog with some wires. And so, science being my favorite subject, I went home and trie dthe same thing. BLAM!! I make a mistake and I blow our whole house's power out for like a whole day.
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Post by bloodoftheyoshi on Mar 29, 2005 0:46:45 GMT -5
 did the hot dog explode? lol! oh that sucks! did you get grounded?
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Post by Aniki on Mar 29, 2005 0:56:35 GMT -5
your English is a little sketchy it because, I never did any English course in my life, I learned English playing the Zelda series and chating here... but someday I'll start a English course to talk/listein/chat perfectly TRIPLE BONUS MULTIPLIER ! !oh yeah, I remember one thing that my sister did... she was in the chemistry lab (playing with the fire control ¬¬) when she ascended the fire, it burned the ceiling. LEVEL UP ! ! |
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Post by bloodoftheyoshi on Mar 29, 2005 1:08:19 GMT -5
well this place, and the zelda series taught you pretty well! the only thing you need to work on is your grammar.  well one time i was leaving my English class (what a coincedence!XD ) and this girl in front of me dropped her book. sooo she bent over to pick it up and i couldnt help myself, i looked, yup straight at it and slap! she hit me HARD and i said "Sorry..I'm a guy!" funny thing is she's my girlfriend now! XD *YAAAAAWN* " well im gonna hit the sack in a couple minutes! g'night " |
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Post by Lazo on Mar 29, 2005 1:13:19 GMT -5
We were making a Civil war movie for a school project (If my friend ever gets me a copy, then I have to show someone. Our acting is so bad it's hilarious.)
We were using bottle-rockets as cannon fire. There was this one scene that had Confederate soldiers getting bombarded by cannons.
So we point the bottle rockets at ourselves and "Let fly, All guns!" With the camera rolling. Three or four are sent right at us and many people dove out of the way, basically ruining the shot.
The movie shows it a grand total of three times. Once in slow motion.
We were subsequently arrested for not announcing what we were doing on forest preserve property while holding illegal fireworks.
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Post by bloodoftheyoshi on Mar 29, 2005 1:15:34 GMT -5
fireworks? i assume you live in California?
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Post by Lazo on Mar 29, 2005 1:23:07 GMT -5
GCA (Greater Chicago Area) Illinois. I gues this means I have share another story...
I've forgotten to pick up my brother from other places a couple of times... For 4 hours.
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Post by bloodoftheyoshi on Mar 29, 2005 11:01:46 GMT -5
well this happened today actually, we have people working on our fence in the backyard and i was sitting on a bench petting my dog so i reached out to pet her while looking the other way and i ended up petting the harsh end of one of my dads power tools yeah, a saw actually. >.<
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Post by Aniki on Mar 29, 2005 13:28:26 GMT -5
the only thing you need to work on is your grammar. I'll be very happy if you tell me where I normally do grammar mistakes, and if you PM me saying it, it better... |
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Post by Yoshiken on Mar 29, 2005 13:41:20 GMT -5
MUAHAHA THE PERFECT TOPIC FOR MY LIFE!!!
now i confess, i am composed of pure stupidity ^_^...
one time when i was like 6 or something i was sliding my fingers under a stapler and pushing it down and seeing if i could beat the stapler from stapling me....well about the 11th time....i lost. the staple went all the way through my finger
and another time when i was little i went camping and i found a bees nest...and i saw a small water puddle and all the bees went to the water to help soften up the pollen they collected and stuff....well i didnt know that at the time and i thought they were just thirsty so i grabbed a huge handful of water and dumped it on the bees and the nest....very painful experience indeed
oh and how can we forget the time i knocked over the McDonald Drive thru sign
oh and there was this other time when i was a baby when my mother was very angry at me and so she picked me up and threw me towards the bed.....well she got the aiming wrong and i ended up hitting the wall instead of the bed
oh and how i used to grab whole bottles of Mustard and drink them like a bottle
oh and that time i was kicked out of English honors for doing a handstand on the desk
good times....goooooooood times
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Post by bloodoftheyoshi on Mar 29, 2005 13:47:11 GMT -5
Rofl, Lmao, Lol, lets see what else.....HAHAHAHA! thats hilarious dude!
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Post by Aniki on Mar 29, 2005 14:09:26 GMT -5
wow! Yoshiken, I'll introduce you for my friend, his name is Rafael XD
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Post by bloodoftheyoshi on Mar 29, 2005 14:17:48 GMT -5
wow! Yoshiken, I'll introduce you for my friend, his name is Rafael XD OH NO DISASTER THE APOCALYPSE! XD Well once when i was five or something I was jumping on the bed, and i tripped and bit my lip so hard and it was bleeding so bad i had to go to the hospital to get stitches.  |
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Post by red.yoshi on Mar 29, 2005 14:23:19 GMT -5
oh wow, i cant wait to share!
well, this one has to do with me and electric:
for the longest time, electric couldnt log into yc. thinking she tryed everything possible - i got right down to the fancy stuff. we tryed setting her internet settings down, deleting her cookies, i even let her sign on my name and nothing worked.
we were just about to give up when i said: "ok, i doubt this will work, but when you sign in, click the 'always stay signed in buttion,' see if that works." so she clicks it, and she hasnt had the problem since X D (i think...)
story too: me black and neo climbed up a pine tree in my back yard - lets just say it was a real "sticky" experence for the next few days.
story three: for social studies, we were shooting a video for the civil war with a digital camera. we were using paintball guns for shooting effects. (we were suppost to be shooting someone as he was running away.) (its a shame that my teachers computer didnt even have sound = P) anyway, i shot one time, and forgot to close my hopper, and all my paint spilled out! then i refiled my gun with the rest of my paint.(thats not all X D) i fired all of it, and i looked at my hopper, and then into the barrel (wow, not to smart) then i said, "look steve, no paint!" steve was another person shooting a gun. he wasnt filming nor running. he didnt even turn, he just laughed. i shot (thinking i was shooting co2) and got him right in the back of his head! ouch!
in school, we ended up making "bang! bang!" sounds with our mouths while the person running was growing and saying "ouch, oww!"
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