I HAVE FURY!!!

[UMS Author Lava]

I am here, the merchant of the grand badge shop,
I do the trading of badges for the glorious beans,
Beans which remind me of the homeland of mine,
Which...Which...
... ... ...In which...I had...fury...

The great sorceress of total evil came to the country next door;
She has plotted the taking of the fair princess's sweet voice,
In which to awaken the most best jewel that is shaped like a star,
With the slumbering and the waiting to be awoken by such a voice...

But then! The bad men came!
Bad men fink-rats in red and green! And mustached!!
They halted me, the great genius, by bouncing on me!
So I wrecked the ship and went to perform the snatching!
A snatching...of DOOM! Of the shiny-hair prince fink-rat!
Then we make with the haste towards the Hooniversity,
In which to give preparations completion;
Preparations...of DOOM!
But the jewel that is shaped like a star got mad!
Mad like the hatter who drinks the tea!
And the red and green with the hammers return!!
I HAVE FURY!!! They pound me in while they fell my grand master!!!!

I use my special vacuum-rocket helmet dealy,
To suck up her energy to begin the transfusion...
A transfusion...of DOOM!
The energy enters the body of the Koopa who is king!
The master RE-ARISES!!! Haaaahahahahah!!!
Then I am laughing at the green fink-rat as we take the princess!
We meet at the chilly crypt of the jokes that are lame!
Lame like the pathetic scarecrow that has no crow-spooking skills!
The green man does the presenting of a false star jewel,
So I zap him and take the real jewel that is shaped like a star!

We are about to making the fleeing, but red fink-rat returns,
And being with him, a lovely girl who is looking like the princess!
We fall for his trick, give the princess who IS the princess,
And took the princess who was truly the green horror!!
I HAVE MORE FURY!!
He makes the leaving with the jewel that is shaped like a star!!!
We go and take the Koopa king's castle, and it performs flying!
We raid my home-kingdom with great pleasure!
We smother those pitiful fink-rat nachos with rage salsa!
Rage salsa...of DOOM!

Then come the jumping hammers!!! In red and green! The fink-rats!!
They are hammering my face!!!
They are jumping my head!!!
They are causing the overheat of my little ship!!!!
GRRRR!!!! They boot me out of the castle!!
GRAAAAAH!!!!! I SO HAVE TOTAL FURY!!!!
My nervous system! It goes numb at those overalls!!!!!!
Now I have fury AND headache!!!
SUPREEEEEEEEME FUUUUUURYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
... ... ... ...I have calm.

But soon...Not one baby's candy will have safety!
I WILL! HAVE! FURY!
I LAUGH AT DEFEAT!
I FIGHT WITH RAGE!
I HURT YOUR FACES!
*cough* *hack* *wheeze*
Tell me...Did I...have craziness? Did...I have evil?
I try and supress the fury, but the fury sometimes has me.
Your red and green triggers the fog of rage in my mind.
And I begin the losing of it.
Dun worry, I'll be fine. No more fury for moi.
Now then, we talk of beans.
I say to you WELCOME! Welcome...to Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge!

[Shoe]

XD I loved that part of M&L2. Fawful. Poooor little Fawful. *tsk tsk*

[teh yoshi]

Bwahahahahaha, nice XDDD!! Yeah, I remember that part. I was rather surprised to have seen Fawful again!

[Shoe]

Once someone told me that Fawful was the main bad dude in the game.

[Gene L.D. Ryoko]

when I first saw him in the sewers I thought it was his ghost.....I thought he died in the first game.

I bought this badge from him calledv the 1-chance badge.....must buy more!

I thought his rant was shorter but funny all da way

[UMS Author Lava]

Actually, L.D., this is supposed to sound a bit more...poetic, per se.