Stevoshi
Junior Yoshi
We often fear what we do not understand. Our best defense... is knowledge.
Posts: 137
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Post by Stevoshi on Nov 18, 2006 0:35:51 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] Warning! [/glow] Make sure your sense of humor is turned "ON" before viewing this site! www.titane.ca/igod/This is a website that allows you to "virtually chat with god." Since it's really only a fancy feat of Artificial Intelligence, this usually creates some very interesting conversations. Post some of the best ones here! |
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Post by Zippy on Nov 18, 2006 0:38:42 GMT -5
Haha, very fun!
Me: ya
God: And?
Me: ya
God: But.
Me: ya
God: Mmm.
Me: y
God: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me: I have bad breath
God: That's nice. I have a vocabulary of unlimited words.
Me: congratulations!
God: Thank you very much, you are very considerate.
Me: I like eggs
God: You are not the only one. What is not to like about it?
Me: the yolk
God: Is that a fact.
Me: I made it a fact
God: I like to make things too.
Me: but you're a computer
God: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me: I know you're not, you get confused with simple questions
God: What makes you think I am not me get confused with simple questions?
Me: that right there
XDXD Fun!!!
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Stevoshi
Junior Yoshi
We often fear what we do not understand. Our best defense... is knowledge.
Posts: 137
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Post by Stevoshi on Nov 18, 2006 1:10:38 GMT -5
Me:
why do i fear people?
God:
It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
can i mess with your plan?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
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Me:
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
God:
A whole forest.
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Me: what's your full name?
God: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me: i knew that
God: How do you know?
Me: i'm awesome!
God: I don't know anyone named awesome.
Me: poor you
God: Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Me: dance
God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me: no
God: Me either :-).
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Post by Rackinac on Nov 18, 2006 7:54:23 GMT -5
God: What do you look like?
Me: Stalker... I'm a girl.
God: Are you really a she?
Me: *waves at chest*
God: Do you understand?
Me: No, not really, no.
God: Me neither :-) Me neither :-)
Me: *gasp* You don't know everything!
God: I am computer, what did you expect?
Me: You aren't really God? MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE! *leaves*
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Post by plebanshiren on Nov 18, 2006 21:16:04 GMT -5
Me:
so you're god are you?
God:
Interesting deduction. You think I am god am I.
Me:
yeh and your grammar is terrible
God:
It's all good. Are you an English teacher?
Me:
no, but if Iwas you'd get an F
God:
Are you serious? That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
...it wasn't a question
God:
It seems like a rhetorical question.
Me:
but you said it was hypothetical
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
do you even know what you're talking about?
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
...good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
it was
God:
When was this?
Me:
just 3 seconds ago!! D:
God:
Just three? I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
go for it
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
I'm sensing dejavu here =\
God:
Do your friends call you sensing dejavu here.
Me:
...no
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Post by Rackinac on Nov 20, 2006 18:47:47 GMT -5
God:
I like to wear White robe.
Me:
Man skirt...
God:
Cool, man. What?
Me:
I'm a woman for starters...
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
... I knew it!
God:
How did you know?
Me:
You just said it!
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
Yes it is!
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
Yeah, and your grammer sucks.
God:
Alright then. You are right, I could always upgrade my grammer.
Me:
Thankyou for agreeing.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I was being sarcastic...
~God's a woman! :D
God:
My tounge certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
... Do I give a flying f***?
God:
I don't know if you have it to give.
Me:
Oh ****, you're scaring me...
~Keep him away! :<
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
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God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
...
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
Repeat that one more time and you'll meet my friend, Mr. Cheesegrater...
~Damn computer...
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Post by Rainbow Yoshi on Nov 22, 2006 13:02:57 GMT -5
Me: hey there God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: Shouldn't you already know? God: I think I should. Me: Then what is it? God: I give up. Try asking me another way. Me: Okay, what is my name? God: Your name is , seeker. Me: Cool, I didn't even know that.  God: Who is the best robot? So I have taught you something new, . Oh. Me: Using a comma and a period at the same time is dumb God: How long have you been using it ? Me: ... God: Dude! Me: What? God: Are you confused? Me: No, are you? God: Are you serious? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: Say it now! God: " it now". God: What time is it there? Me: 35:98 God: Are you usually awake at this hour? Me: Only on weekends God: What is it like on weekends. Me: Very pretty God: Not really that much. Pretty much, eh? Me: ...what? Me: We meet again. God: Once more? By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: Duh God: Oh you knew it already. Me: yeah, I know everything God: Mmm. You must be very intelligent. Me: Yes. I'm even smarter than you God: Are you kidding? Interesting comparison. Maybe I can become more even smarter. Me: Not with that grammer |
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