Post by Yoshata on Sept 22, 2004 13:15:49 GMT -5
I guess I'll go ahead and start the first thread here. This story's sort of random, but what the heck.
When Mario and Luigi IM Eachother
One day, Luigi went on his computer, and Mario did as well, and they both went online. In an IM chat just then...
Mario says:
Aslkfjdslkfjsdfldskjfslkslkfjs
Luigi says:
Wha? What are YOU doing here?
Mario says:
i dunno....oh yeah i need you to tell me how do fix the toilet!
Luigi says:
*sigh* Okay, fine. Now, did you clog it?
Mario says:
si
Luigi says:
First, you need to hold down the switch for three seconds.
Mario says:
slkfjsdlkjsdlkfjsad;lkfj;lsdajf;ls
Mario says:
sorry thta was me
Mario says:
*atth
Mario says:
*ttha
Mario says:
*sfaklf
Luigi says:
MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario says:
watd i do? :S
Luigi says:
Mario, are you listening to me?
cheeze says:
mario change name *dances*
Luigi says:
MARIO!!!!!
Mario says:
ok im listening sorry
Luigi says:
Okay...now, you hold down the switch for three seconds, and then let it go.
Mario says:
i like cheese
Luigi says:
MARIO!!!!
Mario says:
MARIO!!!!
Luigi says:
Stop that!!!
Mario says:
Stop that!!!
Luigi says:
I'M GOING TO CLOSE THE WINDOW!!!!
Mario says:
NO!!!
Luigi says:
THEN LISTEN!!
Mario says:
NO!!!
Luigi says:
MARIO!!!!!!!!
Mario says:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario says:
i killed all the n's and o's and !'s
Luigi says:
RAGH! FORGET YOU!!!!!
Luigi closed the chat window. Mario then continued sending him IM's in different windows and then sent him lots of random emails.
Mario says:
cheeze
Mario says:
i like cheeze
Mario says:
you are cheeze
Mario says:
i will eat you
Luigi finally decided to block Mario and his emails. But one of the emails contained a virus that disallowed Luigi to block him.
Mario says:
haha cheeze
Morton came online. Mario invited Morton in a chat.
Mario says:
ahh morton nice to see you
Morton says:
WEDDING CAKE!!!!!
Morton says:
WEDDING CAKE!!!!!
Morton says:
WEDDING CAKE!!!!!
Morton says:
WEDDING CAKE!!!!!
Morton says:
WEDDING CAKE!!!!!
Mario then added everyone on the internet into his contact list, then invited everyone on the internet into the IM chat. Luigi got so many IM's at once that his computer exploded. Then Luigi exploded. He started screaming all kinds of swear words really loudly. So loudly, in fact, that the house broke down. The house started crying.
House: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BLEEP BLEEEEEP*
The tears from the house were so big that they flooded the Earth.
Luigi (underwater): Well, Mario, you really messed up this time. And it all started with an IM chat.
Mario (underwater): i like cheeze
Everyone:
The End
When Mario and Luigi IM Eachother
One day, Luigi went on his computer, and Mario did as well, and they both went online. In an IM chat just then...
Mario says:
Aslkfjdslkfjsdfldskjfslkslkfjs
Luigi says:
Wha? What are YOU doing here?
Mario says:
i dunno....oh yeah i need you to tell me how do fix the toilet!
Luigi says:
*sigh* Okay, fine. Now, did you clog it?
Mario says:
si
Luigi says:
First, you need to hold down the switch for three seconds.
Mario says:
slkfjsdlkjsdlkfjsad;lkfj;lsdajf;ls
Mario says:
sorry thta was me
Mario says:
*atth
Mario says:
*ttha
Mario says:
*sfaklf
Luigi says:
MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario says:
watd i do? :S
Luigi says:
Mario, are you listening to me?
cheeze says:
mario change name *dances*
Luigi says:
MARIO!!!!!
Mario says:
ok im listening sorry
Luigi says:
Okay...now, you hold down the switch for three seconds, and then let it go.
Mario says:
i like cheese
Luigi says:
MARIO!!!!
Mario says:
MARIO!!!!
Luigi says:
Stop that!!!
Mario says:
Stop that!!!
Luigi says:
I'M GOING TO CLOSE THE WINDOW!!!!
Mario says:
NO!!!
Luigi says:
THEN LISTEN!!
Mario says:
NO!!!
Luigi says:
MARIO!!!!!!!!
Mario says:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario says:
i killed all the n's and o's and !'s
Luigi says:
RAGH! FORGET YOU!!!!!
Luigi closed the chat window. Mario then continued sending him IM's in different windows and then sent him lots of random emails.
Mario says:
cheeze
Mario says:
i like cheeze
Mario says:
you are cheeze
Mario says:
i will eat you
Luigi finally decided to block Mario and his emails. But one of the emails contained a virus that disallowed Luigi to block him.
Mario says:
haha cheeze
Morton came online. Mario invited Morton in a chat.
Mario says:
ahh morton nice to see you
Morton says:
WEDDING CAKE!!!!!
Morton says:
WEDDING CAKE!!!!!
Morton says:
WEDDING CAKE!!!!!
Morton says:
WEDDING CAKE!!!!!
Morton says:
WEDDING CAKE!!!!!
Mario then added everyone on the internet into his contact list, then invited everyone on the internet into the IM chat. Luigi got so many IM's at once that his computer exploded. Then Luigi exploded. He started screaming all kinds of swear words really loudly. So loudly, in fact, that the house broke down. The house started crying.
House: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Luigi: *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BLEEP BLEEEEEP*
The tears from the house were so big that they flooded the Earth.
Luigi (underwater): Well, Mario, you really messed up this time. And it all started with an IM chat.
Mario (underwater): i like cheeze
Everyone:
The End