My (don't laugh) TMNT Fanfic

[Dragon]

(This is the first part since al of the story exceedes the 10,000 character limit. The rest will be in the next post)
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TMNT
Fanfic
A Personality Glitch
By: Gerry Dragan III

Don was working on an invention, one that could switch personalities between two people. "If I could use this against the Shredder, there's no telling what could happen!" thought Don. As he was working, his brothers were doing their own stuff, but as long as he wasn't bothered, he was fine. Mikey was skateboarding around the lair. Leo was training, as usual, and Raph was up in Central Park, it was night of course, playing hockey with Casey. April was out, she had been shopping for the turtles and was going to return soon.

"Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhoooooooooo!" yelled Mikey as he raced around the lair before finally crashing into Raph's punching bag. "Uh oh, I think I'm in it deep now." said Mikey. He looked around to see if his brothers or Splinter had heard the racket, but the lair was silent except with the noise coming from Don's tools. As Mikey got up, he saw a little bit more damage. His skateboard was broken in two and his gameboy was laying on the floor. Mikey grabbed his gameboy and tried to turn it on, but it didn't work. So he headed towards Don's room to ask him to fix it... like usual.

Meanwhile, Leo was meditating with Master Splinter and was saving the physical training for when his brothers were asleep, since he could concentrate best with no one watching. Finally though, the sounds of Don's power tools tore him out of his meditation. As he opened his eyes, he saw Master Splinter still meditating. As Leo quietly left to scold Don, Splinter spoke, "Where are you going Leonardo, and why did you stop meditating? Was it because of Donatello's tools?" Leo turned around and answered his sensei. "Yes sensei, I cannot concentrate at my best with Don being so loud." Master Splinter opened his eyes. "Fine Leonardo, we will resume our meditation when you return."

As Leo began to enter Don's room, he bumped into Mikey. "Hey Mikey, thanks for taking a break, it was making it hard for me to meditate with you skateboarding." said Leo. "Uhhhh, it's not like I had a choice... neither did my gamedude. ... Wait, what are you going to ask Don, I thought you were training." asked Mikey. "Too bad for you skatebored. But what do you think I'm going to ask Don, to order a pizza? He's being too loud and I can't concentrate!" answered Leo, a little aggitated. So after that, they both walked into Don's room.

Donny was working on the finishing touches, so into it that he wasn't hearing his brothers calling his name for the past five minutes! As he turned off the blow torch, he finally heard a "DONNY!!!!!" coming from behind him. He turned around to see Mike and Leo standing there, getting more frustrated with each passing minute... or at least Leo was. "Hey guys, I'm done! What do you think?" asked Donny. Leo was the first to speak, "Do you think you could keep it down, Master Splinter and I are trying to MEDITATE!!! And we can't do that with electric drills and blow torches going off in the next room!" yelled Leo. "Well, I'm done now, I won't work on anything for the rest of tonight or tomorrow, ok?" said Don, a little surprised at Leo. Leo walked out of the room, ready to begin meditating. Mikey slowly turned around and began to leave the room. "Wait, did you want to ask me something, Mikey?" asked Don. "Huh, yeah I did. But Leo said you can't work, so I'll ask you on the weekend." said Mikey. As he took another step, his gameboy fell out of his hand by accident. Don got a little mad at that point. "You came all the way over to my room, when I'm working on a project, just to ask me if I can fix your gameboy?!! What do think I am, the local repairman that fixes gameboys and creates armor, Turtle Subs, Turtle Trucks, and ninja stars?" yelled Don. Mikey ignored him and left.

As Leo was walking back to Master Splinter's room, he heard Raph and Casey coming back from Central Park. "Yo, that was a good game, but I still won you know." said Raph. "No, no, no, no. You see, I won 'cause you made a couple of cheap shots. And doze don't count, so I won." replied Casey. Leo turned and spoke, "It's great that you guys beat each other and all, but be QUIET, I want to MEDITATE!!!" "Jeez, what's eatin' him?" thought Raph. "Well, I'm gonna crash for da night, how 'bout you?" asked Casey. "Naw, I'll stay up for a while." said Raph.

Leo had just entered Master Splinter's room, but before he could say anything, his Master spoke, "Leonardo, after all that meditation, you don't seem or sound to be very relaxed, I could hear you better than I could hear the noise from Donatello's room. And Donatello was making even more racket than Michelangelo! Now sit and continue meditating, it will come in handy for the times ahead." said Master Splinter, calmly and quietly. "Yes Sensei." replied Leo as he sat back down on the floor. After a few minutes of silence, both Leonardo and Master Splinter were broke out of their meditation by some yelling... coming from Raph. "GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, WHO, WHO, WHOEVER DID THIS IS GONNA PAY." yelled Raph. Don ignored Raph's ranting, as usual, Mikey tried to hide, and Casey was already fast asleep. Just then, both Master Splinter and Leo walked out to ascess the situation. "Raphael! Why are you yelling? There is no reason to yell unless the Shredder or the foot ninja are here." said Master Splinter crossly. "Yeah Raph, what's up? Why are you yelling, Master Splinter and I are, TRYING TO MEDITATE!!!!!" yelled Leo. "Leonardo, you are not making the situation any better by yelling yourself, quiet down." said Master Splinter. "YA WANNA KNOW WHAT'S UP? SOMEBODY KILLED MY PUNCHING MY PUNCHING BAG, THAT'S WHAT'S UP. AND WHOEVER DID IT IS GONNA HAVE A SAI DOWN THEIR THROAT." yelled Raphael. Mikey then creeped out from his hiding place and tried acting normal. "Dude, it's my falt! I was skateboarding and minding my own buisness when whammo! I hit your punching bag and broke it. ... but, but i'm mad too you know. My skateboard and gamedude are broken now... grrr!!!? So just chill out, I, I'm sure we'll find a new one, hehe, hehe, heh... your not feeling happier I take it... are you?" explained Mikey. "

"OH WE FOUND A NEW PUNCHING BAG ALRIGHT. GET AGAINST THE WALL MIKEY! UNLESS YOU WANT A SAI FOR A MIDNIGHT SNACK!" yelled Raph. "Raphael, you've gone far enough. Stop this nonsense and begin training. I haven't seen you train all week. And playing with Casey does not count!" said Master Splinter. "But, But Master Splinter. Mikey WRECKED MY PUNCHING BAG! I have good reason to use him as a substitute." yelled Raph. Master Splinter then wacked Raphael on the head with his walking stick. "We will not use anyone as a puching bag, Raphael." Mikey interrupted, "Well, we could use the Shredder for a punching bag.. or better yet, how 'bout Raph!" "Michelangelo!" yelled Master Splinter. "Hey guys, I'm finally back from the store. They didn't have any sales though, so I just window shopped." said April as she walked in. Donatello then came out from his room, "Speaking of the Shredder..." Mikey interrupted again, "Oh yeah, dudes, Donny made this wicked cool machine, let's go see what it does!." said Mikey as he ran to Don's room. "Mikey wait! I don't want anyone using it yet... and you don't even know how to operate it!" said Don trying to reason with him. Casey then came out from his bedroom and yawns, "What's all da noiz 'bout. Can't yall see I'm tryin' ta sleep here?" he said. Just then, whirring and cracking noises came from Don's room. "No, MICHELANGELO!!!" yelled Don.

[Dragon]

(Here's the rest)
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Bolts of electricity spewed out from Don's room... and they were coming from the machine! They zapped everyone, including Master Splinter! After the light dimmed, everyone seemed unafected... then April spoke, "Hmmmm, this is wierd, I, I feel like playing hocky!" "And I feel like shoppin'." said Casey. "Dudes, that was mondo cool! ... Whoa, did that just come from MY mouth?" said Raphael. "Why don't you SHUT UP for a freakin' change. ... Dudes, wha, what's wrong with me?" asked Mikey as he walked out of Don's room. "Master Splinter, can we skip meditation tomorrow? I want to try my hand at building something, maybe better weapons perhaps." said Leo. "Did leo jus' say that?" asked Mikey. "... Whoa dudes, I sound just like Raph. ... That's scary!" Mikey commented. "I don't even feel like building anything now. I agree wanting to train is a good thing, but not all the time... and that's how I feel, I actually want to train and meditate all day now." said Don, confused. " "Hey, training is a good thing!" yelled Leo. "My son's, prepare to fight me. I will crush you like the Shredder would! ... ... ... Forgive what I just said." said Master Splinter. "Uh oh, looks like that Shredder dude... I mean it looks like da Shredder and Master Splinter were affected too!" said Raph. "You must be right Raphael, we need to see the Shredder if our lives are to return to normal. ... Just follow my lead." said Master Splinter. So the TMNT and Master Splinter left the sewers at midnight and succesfully reached the Shredder's tower. Mysteriously though, Master Splinter didn't have any more mood swings but the turtles did as they tried to get used to their new personalities. Casey and April were left behind to look after the place and because they weren't ninja.

After getting into the first room of the Shredder's tower, the TMNT were nearly swamped with foot ninjas, Master Splinter didn't even lift a finger, which was very odd, given the situation. But as the turtles got their act together, they were able to overcome the ninjas after a long fought battle. Meanwhile, in the lair, "Come on Casey, play a whittle hocky wit' me!" said April "No thanks, I don't play hocky... anymore." replied Casey. "You're such a man, lazy. You never wanna do anythin' I wanna do." remarked April. "Yeah well, that's my buisness!" said Casey before ignoring her. "OOOOHHHHH, you're so annoying!" yelled April.

All night the TMNT, and only the TMNT fought off the foot ninjas in Shredder's tower. And it bacame increasingly hard as the mood swings became more repetitive, slowly becoming permanant. But Master Splinter was suspiciously waiting through each battle in a dark corner. The turtles eventually came to the conclusion that he'd be dangerous in the fray, especially with part of Shredder's personality! By now it was early morning and the TMNT and Master Splinter had finally reached the Shredder's room. "Stay here my sons, I will wake and reason with him. I don't want this to turn into a big brawl... it's not like you'd win hehe! ... Once again, forgive me my sons." said Master Splinter. He then went in to the Shredder's room. After a few minutes of pure, unsetteling silence, the Shredder and Master Splinter both walked up to the TMNT. "My sons, prepare for battle!" said Master Splinter. "Now, victory will finally be mine. You turtles don't stand a chance." said the Shredder. Just then, Master Splinter vanished. The Shredder just stood still as the TMNT looked for their master, even though the room was dark as night. Just then, they heard, "GRAAAHHHH." Raph yelled... in pain. Mikey turned around and saw that Raphael was knocked unconsious, with Master Splinter behind him.

"Yo... I mean Splinter...dude. What'd ya do to Raph?" asked Mikey. "I have merely knocked him out Michelangelo." replied Master Splinter. "What, why? We need all the help we can get." said Leo. "Raphael wasn't expecting my attack Leonardo. He would have been useless in the battle." remarked Master Splinter. "But you always talk about honor, and that wasn't honorable." said Don. Mikey then butted in, "Shouldn't Leo have said of that? ... ... ... ... ... Wait... where is Leo?" "He must be going back to... Mikey, come here." said Don. "Huh?" Mikey walked over to Don. Don then whispered in his ear, "Leo must be going back to the lair for something, we need to stall for him. He might be thinking of a way out of this, after all, he does have mostly my former personality now." "Yo. GAH, I mean dude, that's an awesome plan!" said Mikey. So a battle between the remaining two turtles, Shredder, and Master Splinter began. Leo, running back to the lair, knew that he had to think of something. Then it hit him. He somehow knew what Don knew about the machine, and he then figured out how to save his brothers.

When he got back to the lair, he saw Casey and April making fun of each other. "Sissy. Wuss. Girly girl. UNmanly man." as they both teased each other, Leo ran for Don's room, quite embarressed by two adults teasing each other with cheesy insults. Finally, he found the machine. He clicked on the memory button and the names, "Casey, April, Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, Raphael, Splinter," and "Shredder" came up (along with Citizen and enemy, but Leo considered those an error). There were lines drawn from one person to the next, resembling who got whose personality. After hitting a few keys, a message came up, "Reset configuration and return subjects to normal?" Leo sighed with relief and hit yes. Again, lightning bolts swam from the machine, hitting each of his brothers including himself, Splinter, and the Shredder. Leo then took the Turtle Truck and drove to the Shredder's Tower.

Back in the Shredder's tower, Splinter all of the sudden stopped attacking his sons. "Michelangelo, Donatello, I am free of the personality flaw, I believe we are back to normal. "Well how come the Shredder was still, you know, evil?" asked Mikey. "Because he was far enough away, the lighting bolt affected him, but not nearly as much as us!" said Leo, walking right back into the room. The Shredder, now knocked out and battle weary, just collapsed onto the floor and fell into unconsiousness. The turtles later returned back to their lair, with Raph especially griping about the whole experience and Splinter shaking his head at both himself and Donatello. When they finally got back, they noticed that their lair was a mess! Leo then mentioned, "Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that part, April and Casey were affected too! ... Need I really say more?" Right then and there, Raph, Mikey, Splinter, and especially Raph yelled, "DONNY!!!!!" "Uh oh, here we go again!" said Donny. "I think I should go right about now." thought Leo. Casey and April left, seeing as how this could turn into another famous feud. The turtles' problem was now over, but... in Central Park, some effects of Don's invention still resided, a cop was on a killing spree with a foot ninja trying to stop him!

[joshi]

Wow! this story is so long! Great job Dragon! You certainly must've worked hard to make this fan fic. Remember to make a new paragraph when someone else begins to talk.

[Dragon]

Yeah, I try, I'm really bad with paragraphs!

[Jacobthehero]

Very good

[Yosh]

(dont say im bustingan old topic or anything) Good story and you write fast. I saw that while I looked the date AND time

[ragen]

wow that juzst rocked

[Wildfire the Dragon]

Hey, Don't Bump. Topics must be less than 2 Months old to Post.