Post by RogueYoshi on Nov 29, 2004 21:41:16 GMT -5
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha errr I mean Hello boys and Girls I am Lord Crump I am here to tell you the true story of Paper Mario 2 and how the story really happened
Crump:Well we X Nauts first of all were innocent we were not involved at all and we never kidnapped Peach
It all started when me and Grodus were on a picnic and then came Nintendo we were accused of worshiping the X Box just because we were called the X Nauts so Grodus began to cry and plead that he was innocent thats where the true story of Paper Mario 2 began
We were taken to court where we were accused of being X Box players then they told us to change our ways and give in....
Thats when we saw that idiot Mario where he was innocently riding on that poor Yoshis back...we felt sorry for the poor dino
Thats why we needed to Crystal Star because behind the thousand year door was really......HAM!!!!
Mario desired the Ham!
But the Ham was too tasty perhaps a bit too tasty
and even though the Ham was too good we knew that we could not let mario get his hands on the ham because if he did he could enslave the entire Yoshi race
This is my Story I am Lord Crump and I present to you
T|h|e|t|r|u|e|s|t|o|r|y|o|f|P|a|p|e|r|M|a|r|i|o|2
My Anti Drug...errr The True Story of Paper Mario 2
Anyway It all began when we learned about the map we didnt mean to kidnapp Peach but since Mario loved her so much we had to blackmail him into giving us the map because if he ate that sacred ham he would gain magical power from it which would grant him the power to enslave the entire Yoshi Race
Shadow Queen: Wahhhhhhhh! why was I not included behind the thousand year door
Crump: This is the true story you dont exist you hear me!
Shadow Queen: I am telling mommy on you Wahhhhhhhh! *cries stomping off*
Crump: By the way afterward we learned that Mario was not gonna hold back on his rampage throughout the world we the good guys tried to stop Mario but poor Hooktail was slain because she was only trying to protect her eggs
But Hooktail was no dragon she was the sacred sage of the meadow but the angry mob took over her plains
Oh by the way the Jabbis were good the Punies were the evil one the only reason the Jabbis attacked was to get their chocolate the Punies had stolen from them so we agreed to help the Jabbis but we failed
Stay Tuned for the next Chapter of The True Story Of Paper Mario 2!
Crump:Well we X Nauts first of all were innocent we were not involved at all and we never kidnapped Peach
It all started when me and Grodus were on a picnic and then came Nintendo we were accused of worshiping the X Box just because we were called the X Nauts so Grodus began to cry and plead that he was innocent thats where the true story of Paper Mario 2 began
We were taken to court where we were accused of being X Box players then they told us to change our ways and give in....
Thats when we saw that idiot Mario where he was innocently riding on that poor Yoshis back...we felt sorry for the poor dino
Thats why we needed to Crystal Star because behind the thousand year door was really......HAM!!!!
Mario desired the Ham!
But the Ham was too tasty perhaps a bit too tasty
and even though the Ham was too good we knew that we could not let mario get his hands on the ham because if he did he could enslave the entire Yoshi race
This is my Story I am Lord Crump and I present to you
T|h|e|t|r|u|e|s|t|o|r|y|o|f|P|a|p|e|r|M|a|r|i|o|2
My Anti Drug...errr The True Story of Paper Mario 2
Anyway It all began when we learned about the map we didnt mean to kidnapp Peach but since Mario loved her so much we had to blackmail him into giving us the map because if he ate that sacred ham he would gain magical power from it which would grant him the power to enslave the entire Yoshi Race
Shadow Queen: Wahhhhhhhh! why was I not included behind the thousand year door
Crump: This is the true story you dont exist you hear me!
Shadow Queen: I am telling mommy on you Wahhhhhhhh! *cries stomping off*
Crump: By the way afterward we learned that Mario was not gonna hold back on his rampage throughout the world we the good guys tried to stop Mario but poor Hooktail was slain because she was only trying to protect her eggs
But Hooktail was no dragon she was the sacred sage of the meadow but the angry mob took over her plains
Oh by the way the Jabbis were good the Punies were the evil one the only reason the Jabbis attacked was to get their chocolate the Punies had stolen from them so we agreed to help the Jabbis but we failed
Stay Tuned for the next Chapter of The True Story Of Paper Mario 2!
