Post by Yoshata on Jan 30, 2005 0:42:34 GMT -5
It's been a while, huh? Well, I've got another bit of eye candy for ya. Enjoy! I did this one a long time ago, by the way.
How Mario Fights Certain Enemies
By Yoshata
One day, Mario was walking along the path, wearing headphones to listen to his own voice saying "CHEESE! BALLS!", when suddenly a giant green lizard man stepped in his path. It grinned with sharp, yellowish teeth.
Lizard Man: SSSSSSS! I'm going to shoot you with my magic missile and fireballzzzz!
Mario: And I'm going-a to-a dance! WHEEEEE! I'M A CHIPMUNK!
Mario started swinging side to side, letting his fists hit his head as he did so.
Lizard Man: You musssst make this stop! Otherwise, I will not be able to kill you!
Mario: Want to-a sign my death-a certificate?
Lizard Man: Uh... okay, sure.
Mario sat down on a rock with pencil and paper, but he held the pencil with his nose and tried to move the paper on the pencil tip. It ripped.
Mario: AWWWWWW-a! I BROKE MY PAPER! I need-a to go get-a more giant paper-a.
He started walking the other direction, but the lizard man kept stepping in his way. This continued for one hour.
Lizard Man: *pant pant* STOP THISSS AT ONCE! You are wasting my time! Prepare to be killed!
He waved his arm and a blue missle of raw magic came out of his fingers. Mario opened his mouth and swallowed it. His face turned blue and frogs came out of his ears.
Mario: Ah, yes! You have made the dumb-frogs come out of my head and now I am smart again! I will-
The frogs jumped back into his ears.
Mario: MMYAHFLAHHYAY!
Lizard Man: ... That wasss random. But no matter! I shall just kill you with more of my powerrr!
The lizard man waved his arm again and a fireball appeared. Mario swallowed this as well, but it made smoke come out of his ears and it burnt his brain a little bit.
Mario: My brain-a hurts!
Lizard Man: This has gone far enough!
He shot electricity at Mario, but Mario swallowed it and it made a hole in his pants. So, the lizard man shot a poison arrow at Mario, but he swallowed that and his 700 pounds of pasta fat absorbed the poison. So, the lizard man shot an Icy Sphere at Mario, but he swallowed that and it made him sneeze ice at a nearby tree, and it froze his brain a little.
Mario: I can't-a think!
Lizard Man: ARRRRGH!
The lizard man shot a dark energy ball at Mario, but he bent over to look at a rock and the ball bounced off a tree and hit the lizard man dead center of his chest. He collapsed and died. Mario stood back up and skipped away, leaving his burnt/shocked/frozen/evilly possesed headphones on the ground.
The End
How Mario Fights Certain Enemies
By Yoshata
One day, Mario was walking along the path, wearing headphones to listen to his own voice saying "CHEESE! BALLS!", when suddenly a giant green lizard man stepped in his path. It grinned with sharp, yellowish teeth.
Lizard Man: SSSSSSS! I'm going to shoot you with my magic missile and fireballzzzz!
Mario: And I'm going-a to-a dance! WHEEEEE! I'M A CHIPMUNK!
Mario started swinging side to side, letting his fists hit his head as he did so.
Lizard Man: You musssst make this stop! Otherwise, I will not be able to kill you!
Mario: Want to-a sign my death-a certificate?
Lizard Man: Uh... okay, sure.
Mario sat down on a rock with pencil and paper, but he held the pencil with his nose and tried to move the paper on the pencil tip. It ripped.
Mario: AWWWWWW-a! I BROKE MY PAPER! I need-a to go get-a more giant paper-a.
He started walking the other direction, but the lizard man kept stepping in his way. This continued for one hour.
Lizard Man: *pant pant* STOP THISSS AT ONCE! You are wasting my time! Prepare to be killed!
He waved his arm and a blue missle of raw magic came out of his fingers. Mario opened his mouth and swallowed it. His face turned blue and frogs came out of his ears.
Mario: Ah, yes! You have made the dumb-frogs come out of my head and now I am smart again! I will-
The frogs jumped back into his ears.
Mario: MMYAHFLAHHYAY!
Lizard Man: ... That wasss random. But no matter! I shall just kill you with more of my powerrr!
The lizard man waved his arm again and a fireball appeared. Mario swallowed this as well, but it made smoke come out of his ears and it burnt his brain a little bit.
Mario: My brain-a hurts!
Lizard Man: This has gone far enough!
He shot electricity at Mario, but Mario swallowed it and it made a hole in his pants. So, the lizard man shot a poison arrow at Mario, but he swallowed that and his 700 pounds of pasta fat absorbed the poison. So, the lizard man shot an Icy Sphere at Mario, but he swallowed that and it made him sneeze ice at a nearby tree, and it froze his brain a little.
Mario: I can't-a think!
Lizard Man: ARRRRGH!
The lizard man shot a dark energy ball at Mario, but he bent over to look at a rock and the ball bounced off a tree and hit the lizard man dead center of his chest. He collapsed and died. Mario stood back up and skipped away, leaving his burnt/shocked/frozen/evilly possesed headphones on the ground.
The End
