Post by RogueYoshi on Apr 14, 2005 21:36:43 GMT -5
Once upon a time for the millonith time in the mushroom kingdom!
Princess Peach: oh my lord how can this happen again!
Bowser: I come to kidnapp you again peachy!
Princess Peach: don't you ever have anything better to do
Bowser: let me think....NO! your coming with me!
Princess Peach: that does it I am shaving off my hair and getting rid of this dress after I get outta this mess because being Princess is not worth it!
Bowser: but you won't this time bwa ha ha ha ha
Toad: *rushes to marios house and knocks*
Mario: come a in!
Toad: Mario!
Mario: shhhhhhh! I am watching TV!
Toad: Mario the princess has been kidnapped again!
Mario: that does it! she needs to learn how to save herself because today is my a day off and don't you a see I am trying to watch a tv!
Toad: but mario how can...
Mario: tell her to figure it out herself! now allow me to get my bouncer to show you the way out
(Bad Pun alert!!!)
Tigger: Whoo hooo hooo
Toad: oh fine *stomps storming away*
Meanwhile..... in bowsers castle
Princess Peach: I think I never get outta this mario is usally here by now and hes not here
Bowser: thats right! you never get outta this mess
Princess Peach: *sighs* Bowser don't you see that I get outta this mess soon as always
Toad: Peach!!! *rushes into bowser's lair* Mario said you need to a save yourself! oh no now I am a acting like Mario what a rotten day *stomps away storming*
Peach: you win! what did you wanna do with me anyway
Bowser: I been trying to calm you down! don't you see you dropped your wallet *gives it to her*
Peach: WHAT!!!?!?!?!!?!?!? you didn't wanna kidnapp me
Bowser: now get out of my castle women!!!!!
Peach: Eeeeeek! *runs out*
meanwhile....at Marios house
Mario: NOOOOOO! how could 4kids ruin good anime
they had to ruin one piece! noooooooooo!
noooooooo!
Luigi: Mario!!! quick change the a channel it burns!
TV: your now watching....
Suddenly the door breaks open and....
Princess Peach: huff huff huff MARIO!!!!!!!
Mario: Hi peach!!!!!
Princess Peach: I am gonna a kick your butt
Mario: well excuse me princess!
Princess Peach: how could you abandon me for TV
Mario: TV is better! and besides look ducktales is on!
Princess Peach: you!!!!!!!!
Mario: *sings ducktales theme*
Princess Peach: *picks up a chair and throws it at mario*
Mario: Mamma mia!!!!!!! *flies into a wall*
Princess Peach: *turns off TV*
Mario: wahhhhhhh! I am missing ducktales
Princess Peach: if your gonna a oh shoot! I am catching the a mario flu also like toad......hold on
Mario: mmmmkay
Princess Peach: if your gonna watch TV instead of heroics then thats fine by me! because we have a new hero
Timmy the chocobo and his sidekick Kasen!!!!
Timmy: Wark!!!!!!!
Kasen: Warrkkkkkk!
Suddenly....
Mario:nooooooooooooooo! *wakes up*
mamma mia it was all a bad a dream
Luigi: shut a up and get back to sleep its only 2 AM
The End!
Princess Peach: oh my lord how can this happen again!
Bowser: I come to kidnapp you again peachy!
Princess Peach: don't you ever have anything better to do
Bowser: let me think....NO! your coming with me!
Princess Peach: that does it I am shaving off my hair and getting rid of this dress after I get outta this mess because being Princess is not worth it!
Bowser: but you won't this time bwa ha ha ha ha
Toad: *rushes to marios house and knocks*
Mario: come a in!
Toad: Mario!
Mario: shhhhhhh! I am watching TV!
Toad: Mario the princess has been kidnapped again!
Mario: that does it! she needs to learn how to save herself because today is my a day off and don't you a see I am trying to watch a tv!
Toad: but mario how can...
Mario: tell her to figure it out herself! now allow me to get my bouncer to show you the way out
(Bad Pun alert!!!)
Tigger: Whoo hooo hooo
Toad: oh fine *stomps storming away*
Meanwhile..... in bowsers castle
Princess Peach: I think I never get outta this mario is usally here by now and hes not here
Bowser: thats right! you never get outta this mess
Princess Peach: *sighs* Bowser don't you see that I get outta this mess soon as always
Toad: Peach!!! *rushes into bowser's lair* Mario said you need to a save yourself! oh no now I am a acting like Mario what a rotten day *stomps away storming*
Peach: you win! what did you wanna do with me anyway
Bowser: I been trying to calm you down! don't you see you dropped your wallet *gives it to her*
Peach: WHAT!!!?!?!?!!?!?!? you didn't wanna kidnapp me
Bowser: now get out of my castle women!!!!!
Peach: Eeeeeek! *runs out*
meanwhile....at Marios house
Mario: NOOOOOO! how could 4kids ruin good anime
they had to ruin one piece! noooooooooo!
noooooooo!
Luigi: Mario!!! quick change the a channel it burns!
TV: your now watching....
Suddenly the door breaks open and....
Princess Peach: huff huff huff MARIO!!!!!!!
Mario: Hi peach!!!!!
Princess Peach: I am gonna a kick your butt
Mario: well excuse me princess!
Princess Peach: how could you abandon me for TV
Mario: TV is better! and besides look ducktales is on!
Princess Peach: you!!!!!!!!
Mario: *sings ducktales theme*
Princess Peach: *picks up a chair and throws it at mario*
Mario: Mamma mia!!!!!!! *flies into a wall*
Princess Peach: *turns off TV*
Mario: wahhhhhhh! I am missing ducktales
Princess Peach: if your gonna a oh shoot! I am catching the a mario flu also like toad......hold on
Mario: mmmmkay
Princess Peach: if your gonna watch TV instead of heroics then thats fine by me! because we have a new hero
Timmy the chocobo and his sidekick Kasen!!!!
Timmy: Wark!!!!!!!
Kasen: Warrkkkkkk!
Suddenly....
Mario:nooooooooooooooo! *wakes up*
mamma mia it was all a bad a dream
Luigi: shut a up and get back to sleep its only 2 AM
The End!