Post by UMS Author Lava on Aug 24, 2005 16:08:43 GMT -5
[glow=beige,6,000]PARANOIA--It's Healthy (lol)[/glow]
There was a Toad girl named Velvet T. (my sister). Her head-top was green with white diamond-shaped spots, she had blond hair, glasses, a red suit, and she had a Chozo cannon on her weak left arm, sort of like what you'd find on Samus's suit. She sees a bush twitch a bit.
Velvet: Hey, that bush moved! It must DIE!!!
She fired at it with her Chozo cannon. Out of it came Cecily the Recorder, a Bob-omb of the Klaws.
Cecily: What-the-hell's
wrong with you?!!
Velvet: Oops, that's my bad...
Cecily: MUST TAKE IT OUT ON SOMEONE...
She wanders about until she meets Taylor Adam's ghost. Then, she blows up in his face.
Taylor: WHY YOU... Be nice, Velvet! I got killed by a stupid feckin' trucker!!!
Velvet: Huh?
He tried to give a stretchy ghost punch to Velvet, but she moved and it hit Yoshula Linder in the back of the head.
Yoshula: Oooh, you...
He then tried to slash Velvet with his Gunblade, but she moved again and he went flying into Fantasy Guy.
Fantasy Guy: VELVET!!!
He tries to Image-Trail Ram her, but she moves and he runs into Bill Gates.
Bill Gates: Velvet, it would be good if you would respect my authority, but now...
He tried to fire laser shots at her, but she ducks and they hit Yoda.
Yoda: Very rude, you are, little Toad girl!!
Yoda rushes at her with a Lightsaber, but misses and hits Voldemort.
Voldemort: Really, Velvet! As if saying my name isn't bad enough for my rep!!!
He fires a bolt, but it was off-target and struck Lego Island's Pepper Roni, the dude with the food.
Pepper: Hey!! You wanna fight or what, Velvet?!!
He hurls a few hot-melting pizzas, which all go off target and scald Imhotep.
Imhotep: *Egyptian* (Now you shall perish!)
He tries to drive a sand storm at her but the wind shifts and it kills C. Montgomery Burns.
Smithers: You're gonna pay, Velvet!!
He hurls a knife at her but she runs and it rips into Oogie Boogie.
Oogie Boogie: Hey, that hurt, Velvet!!!
He throws hot dice, which bounce off course and ram into Dale Gribble.
Dale: Alright, Velvet, time to go into overdrive!
He tries to spray her with insecticide, but he was too far and it drifted onto the Flea instead.
The Flea: *giggles* The Flea is now toxic to the touch!
Then, everyone looks at Velvet T..
Everyone: LET'S GET VELVET T.!!!!!!
They all chase her non-stop.
Velvet:
See what happens when you fire at a twitching bush?
THE END
Sorry, Velvet; nothing against you.
There was a Toad girl named Velvet T. (my sister). Her head-top was green with white diamond-shaped spots, she had blond hair, glasses, a red suit, and she had a Chozo cannon on her weak left arm, sort of like what you'd find on Samus's suit. She sees a bush twitch a bit.
Velvet: Hey, that bush moved! It must DIE!!!
She fired at it with her Chozo cannon. Out of it came Cecily the Recorder, a Bob-omb of the Klaws.
Cecily: What-the-hell's
wrong with you?!!Velvet: Oops, that's my bad...
Cecily: MUST TAKE IT OUT ON SOMEONE
...She wanders about until she meets Taylor Adam's ghost. Then, she blows up in his face.
Taylor: WHY YOU...
Be nice, Velvet! I got killed by a stupid feckin' trucker!!!Velvet: Huh?
He tried to give a stretchy ghost punch to Velvet, but she moved and it hit Yoshula Linder in the back of the head.
Yoshula: Oooh, you...
He then tried to slash Velvet with his Gunblade, but she moved again and he went flying into Fantasy Guy.
Fantasy Guy: VELVET!!!
He tries to Image-Trail Ram her, but she moves and he runs into Bill Gates.
Bill Gates: Velvet, it would be good if you would respect my authority, but now...
He tried to fire laser shots at her, but she ducks and they hit Yoda.
Yoda: Very rude, you are, little Toad girl!!
Yoda rushes at her with a Lightsaber, but misses and hits Voldemort.
Voldemort: Really, Velvet! As if saying my name isn't bad enough for my rep!!!
He fires a bolt, but it was off-target and struck Lego Island's Pepper Roni, the dude with the food.
Pepper: Hey!! You wanna fight or what, Velvet?!!
He hurls a few hot-melting pizzas, which all go off target and scald Imhotep.
Imhotep: *Egyptian* (Now you shall perish!)
He tries to drive a sand storm at her but the wind shifts and it kills C. Montgomery Burns.
Smithers: You're gonna pay, Velvet!!
He hurls a knife at her but she runs and it rips into Oogie Boogie.
Oogie Boogie: Hey, that hurt, Velvet!!!
He throws hot dice, which bounce off course and ram into Dale Gribble.
Dale: Alright, Velvet, time to go into overdrive!
He tries to spray her with insecticide, but he was too far and it drifted onto the Flea instead.
The Flea: *giggles* The Flea is now toxic to the touch!
Then, everyone looks at Velvet T..
Everyone: LET'S GET VELVET T.!!!!!!
They all chase her non-stop.
Velvet:
See what happens when you fire at a twitching bush?THE END
Sorry, Velvet; nothing against you.
