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Post by UMS Author Lava on Aug 25, 2005 15:27:30 GMT -5
Here's the aeons that Cid wouldn't bother to fly to. HOOKTAIL CASTLE Yuna: Look, Hooktail will make a great addition! Tidus: OK, but no one has come out alive! Wakka: Yeah, and Hooktail's a man-eater, ya! Yuna: Well, we came all the way over here, and we're not leaving until we find the fayth. They go past the various Koopa skeletons and eventually reach the chamber before the fayth room. There, they see Hooktail. Hooktail: What the...? So, someone actually bothered to come and pray to the fayth of Hooktail. Tidus: OK, would you-- Hooktail swallows him whole. Hooktail: Now do you see why nobody comes? Wakka: Whatever, you-- Hooktail then devours him. Yuna:  ... ...Um... ... ...I'll...I'll just be going now. Yuna runs off, not bothering to rescue Tidus and Wakka. >>Coming soon: Rayquaza |
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Post by moshi5694 on Aug 25, 2005 17:10:53 GMT -5
HA!Something I would do.Weeeeeeeeeeee!!!Rayqaza.Despite the loss of my hand-eye coordination, I'm still pretty talented at painting words onto grains of rice.
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Post by Lord of the Dance on Aug 25, 2005 22:49:48 GMT -5
XD That's hilarious! I like it! *runs*
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Post by UMS Author Lava on Aug 26, 2005 7:35:31 GMT -5
SKY PILLAR Auron: Yes, I know. I'm the "Shortcutinator". Just lemme wreck these rocks. Auron is slashing rocks so he, Yuna, and Kimahri won't have to ride over the brittle floors. After half an hour, they get to the top. There, they see the fayth of Rayquaza. Rayquaza: Now, you shall be tested. Kimahri: What test? Rayquaza: Keep standing on this roof whilst enduring the powerful winds! Yuna: Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! Bring it! Rayquaza then summons many powerful gales, and eventually, Auron loses his footing and falls into the ocean. So does Kimahri. Yuna, however...She flees! >>Coming soon: Kraken(EarthBound) |
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Post by Enrique on Aug 26, 2005 7:55:29 GMT -5
LOL Very funny! Great job, Lava!
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Post by Lord of the Dance on Aug 26, 2005 8:46:16 GMT -5
Ahahaha. *flees*
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Post by ayshielastico on Aug 26, 2005 10:07:12 GMT -5
MWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!All shall fear Rayquaza.Great story.
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Post by UMS Author Lava on Aug 26, 2005 10:17:40 GMT -5
TOTO HARBOR
Sailor: Arr, ye girls are out to face the feared Kraken, eh?
Yuna: Yes, it'd make an amazing addition to my aeon team!
Sailor: "Aeon"? What are those?
Lulu: You best save us, Yuna, or else...
Rikku: Please don't abandon us, Yunie!
Yuna: Don't worry, I won't!
As they sail out, Kraken catches up!
Yuna: It's Kraken! Now I shall get a water aeon!!
Kraken: You die!!!
Kraken crashes the ship, drowning Lulu, Rikku, the sailor, and Yuna...wait, Yuna sailed back to Toto Harbor! Coward.
>>Coming soon: The King of all Cosmos
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Post by Enrique on Aug 26, 2005 13:33:07 GMT -5
LOL Short, but good! What a coward... XD
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Post by RogueYoshi on Aug 26, 2005 14:28:16 GMT -5
I can't wait for the King of all Cosmos  |
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Post by UMS Author Lava on Aug 26, 2005 15:56:01 GMT -5
And now, the finale of this nonsensical fanfic... THE KING OF ALL COSMOS Yuna: But I have to get to the Space Mushroom! NOW!! Hypello: But we don't havess any rockesh! We only gotess shoopufs! Yuna: You little water-headed idiot!!! I know you have a rocket! And if you don't gimme the rocket, I will have Hooktail lunch on your HEAD!!!  Hypello: OH GOD!!! Yuna: ...If I HAD Hooktail...I'll blow you away with Rayquaza!!! Hypello: NOT THAT!!! Yuna: Well, I haven't Rayquaza...And Kraken would be useless on you, since you have gills... Hypello: ...GOD, you're deshperate. OK, I givess you the rocket. Yuna: Sankyuu! So Yuna flies to Space Mushroom. She looks around, and then, behind her, rises... [glow=yellow,9,999]The King of all Cosmos![/glow]Yuna: A...HA!!! The King of all Cosmos! The most invincible aeon of all time!!! King of All Cosmos: "Aeon"? Whut-da-heck is that? Yuna: You should know! Now I shall beat you, then pray to your fayth so I can summon you! King of All Cosmos: Oh, you want to SUMMON me? Well, why didn't you say so? I'll give you my cell phone number. *whispers number to Yuna* Yuna: Cool! You're the first aeon that I can summon by cell phone! King of All Cosmos: -.- Now will you go away? Yuna: Sankyuu! After a while, Yuna goes to get rid of Sin, and she calls the King of all Cosmos. Yuna: ... ... ...C'mon, pick up!!! She and Sin wait for a while... ... ... ... ... Message Thing: This is King of all Cosmos. Sorry, but I ran into a coughfewcough stars, so I gotta fix 'em. Call me later! 'Til then, leave a message. Yuna: Sin, getting impatient, decides to get rid of Yuna right away. It tries to use Giga-Graviton, but... Yuna: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! That's it!!! As of now, I am NOT a summoner! Leave it to someone else to destroy Sin!! She runs crying to Besaid and remained alive there until Sin destroyed it. [glow=beige,9,999]THE END[/glow] I know this ending's a bit random, but... (credit to all you who say "Sankyuu") |
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Post by Wildfire the Dragon on Aug 26, 2005 16:09:07 GMT -5
Great Story! Funny! Tidus and Wakka will live...will they Lava? Just asking... |
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Post by Enrique on Aug 26, 2005 16:32:17 GMT -5
Awesome story, Lava! Another good one from you!
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Post by Gene L.D. Ryoko on Aug 26, 2005 22:27:31 GMT -5
lol XD,yuna is the sole survivor
*in hooktails stomach*
tidus: oh heay look,little bugs are tring to eat us
wakka: nuuuuuuuuu not again
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Post by Lord of the Dance on Aug 27, 2005 11:20:36 GMT -5
 wow. Random end. XD |
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Post by UMS Author Lava on Aug 27, 2005 18:33:35 GMT -5
Actually, L.D., in Hooktail's gut...
Tidus: Hey look! A big blue turtle shell!
Koopley: Leave me alone! I'm waiting for Mario and Koops to beat Hooktail!
Wakka: Huh?
Koopley: It's in the game script for Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.
Wakka: ...He'll save us too, ya?
And near Sky Pillar...
Kimahri: How come you not hurt at all?!
Auron: Time to share something with you: I'm unsent!!
Kimahri: ...Really? 'Cuz you get KO'ed lots.
Auron: ... ... ...No comment.
And, in the sea between Summers and Scaraba...
Rikku: Hey look! The sailor got a new boat! And he's taking 4 kids with him!...They just whipped Kraken! And the sailor threw his slipper at it.
Lulu: A little boy, a little girl, a schoolboy, and a Chinese prince. Something tells me we're not in the PlayStation 2 anymore, Rikku.
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Post by melons on Sept 20, 2005 16:52:27 GMT -5
Nice fic! Its so kool ur the best lava yosh!
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wow. Random end. XD