The TRUE Story of EarthBound

[UMS Author Lava]

This shall be a random collaboration of Ness's adventure. I do a bit at a time. I start now.

>>The Beginning
Ness was in bed, dreaming that he flew over some dream-town. Then, BOOM!! He woke up.
Ness: ...hrrrrrmm...always ends like that...ggrrmm...
Actually, he decided to go see what it was all about. He first told his mom.
Mom: Well, you'd sneak out anyway...
Ness: Sankyuu!
So he goes up the hill, ignoring the rude cops. He saw a bright meteor up on the top, but it was barred. Worse, his kid neighbor, Pokey Minch, the worst kid in the neighborhood, was annoying the cops.
Pokey: Huh? Oh, Ness! Look, can you get outta the cops' way? You're really buggin' 'em, y'know.
Ness: Whatever.
Pokey: Uhhh, well...OK, see that up there? It's some meteor that landed recently. Doesn't seem to do much harm. Well, maybe some debris crashed on my folks' roof. But oh well. They probably saw it at the fancy restaurant they're at, and blah blah blah blah blah...
Ness: <Man, this is taking forever. I better get home before I fall asleep here.>

Later that night, he heard a funny knocking on the door. He went to his little sister Tracy.
Tracy: It pwobabwy a mugger, so take dis bat. And dis cookie. And give 'em heck!
Ness went to the door, opened it and...
Pokey: NessyougottahelpmeoutherebuddymeandPicky--Oh, hello there, ma'am. Lookin' lovely as usual. *snicker* Anyways, Me and Picky were playing up there, since the cops went to deal with them Sharks. And I ran to make sure nobody mugged our house. I FORGOT about Picky! So since you're the strong one, can you help?
Mom: Please do, so he doesn't bug us anymore tonight. And take King along.
Ness looked to his dog, King, and nodded. Then, the phone rang. Ness picked it up. The voice was his Dad.
Dad: Hey there, Ness! Listen, you know the ATM card I gave you last week?
Ness: Yeah, right here.
Dad: Well, I sent $3000 into your account. I think. It's around there. And you can call me when you wish to have your travels recorded. Almost like saving, right?...Whoops, broke the fourth wall. Oh well. G'bye, then!
>>To be continued...

[Yesha]

hehe awesome as always

[moshi5694]

You just told us.

[UMS Author Lava]

>>Finding Picky
Ness, Pokey, and King(Ness's dog) go up the hill to where the meteor is.
Pokey: Hmm? What's in this bush?
Pokey peeks in a bush...AND A SPITEFUL CROW ATTACKS HIM!!!
Pokey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!!
Ness: Hold still!
Ness swings his bat, knocking the crow off.
Pokey: Wow, those animals seem pretty violent!
Ness: Heh, I can imagine. _Idiot...
Pokey: Hey look! It dropped a cookie!
They continue up, until they reach the hilltop, where Picky is asleep at a tree. King ran up and licked his face.
Picky: Ahahahah! OK, I'm happy to see you too, King.
Picky then gets up and turns to Pokey.
Picky: What's your problem, man?! You HAD to run off and leave me here, you beefcake?!!
Pokey: BEEFCAKE?!!! You wanna say that again, jerk? That sanke coiled up to attack!
Picky: And you used me as a shield and fled!!! We're lucky it missed me!
Pokey: Whatever, it was your idea to come up here in the first place!!
Picky: Was not!! (It was Pokeys idea)
Pokey: Was too!!
Picky & Pokey: *more bickering*
Ness tries to be patient and calm, but...
Ness: OK, YOU SEE THIS BAT?! HUH?!!!
Picky & Pokey: ... ... ...
As they four are about to go back down the hill, Pokey hears a curious sound.
Pokey: Yo guys! You hear a buzzing of some sort? Like a bee?
Ness: What? From that light on the meteor?
'Tis true. There was a light eminating from the meteor and out of it came a tiny, silly-looking bee-shaped machine.
Bee Thingy: A bee I am...not. I am Buzz Buzz, a visitor from 10 years in the future, where all is doomed. The dark cosmic destroyer Giygas has enslaved all that is good and true.
Pokey: EEP!
Buzz Buzz: Exactly. There is, however, a prophecy from ancient times..."When the Chosen One has reached the light, the nightmare rock will be shattered, and the path shall be revealed." I believe you to be that boy, Ness.
Picky: Cool, Ness! You're a hero!
Buzz Buzz: The three boys and one girl of destiny--and their friends--are fortold to go up against evil and not back down. Well Ness, you best get home...
King: Rrrrrrrrrrr!!
Ness: What is it, King?
Suddenly, a thunderbolt shot down from the sky, and when it cleared, standing there was a silvery guy with tentacles for arms and a black visor. This guy is a Starman.
Starman: Well, Buzz Buzz, you have done well to dodge Giygas's grasp, but you're no hero anymore. You're just a little bee. I'll swat you HARD!!
Picky goes up and pounds Starman.
Starman: Pretty peppy for a human. However...
The Starman hurls a glowing bolt and it scalds Picky.
Picky: OW!! Not my new shirt!
Pokey: Oh man, we're in SO much trouble!
Buzz Buzz: Don't worry, it shouldn't happen again. PK Shield Sigma!!
A mysterious light engulfs the five.
Ness: Picky, you need a boost or someth--
Buzz Buzz: Ness! You'll need to focus into your mind. Your mind shall reply to your wish.
Ness: ...Can it grant me steak?
Buzz Buzz: I'M TRYING TO BE SERIOUS!!!
Starman: You done with your speech? PK Fire Beta!!
The Starman throws the bolts of fire again. The Minch Bros. hide behind Ness. The fire, however, is nullified by the light.
Buzz Buzz: Anyway, you need to REALLY focus if you should obtain such a power.
Ness: OK, mind, I need some sort of healing power--
Allofasudden, a light-blue light shines from Ness's hand and onto Picky.
Picky: Wow, I feel full of energy!
Buzz Buzz: Good job, Ness. You've obtained PK Lifeup Alpha.
Ness: OK, shall we continue, Shiny Boy?
Starman: Shuddap!
Buzz Buzz: Well, let's see how well you handle a blow in the visor, punk!!
Buzz Buzz then darts right into the Starman's visor, smashing it.
Ness: King! Minch Bros.! One...two...THREE!!!
Ness, King, Pokey, and Picky all rush in and smash into Starman's visor, and smoke bursts from it. The Starman falls over, and vanishes in a burst of pyreflies. (Sorry for the FFX reference.)
Ness: Who was that guy?
Buzz Buzz: That was a Starman--one of Giygas's specialty combatants.
Picky: You mean, like, an alien?
Buzz Buzz: Exactly. They're not of Earth. In fact, you won't just be facing aliens. Giygas possessed some people and animals by taking advantage of the darkness in their minds. And there's more--there's also plants and inanimate objects which Giygas granted motion. So heed some caution!
Ness: Got all that, guys?
Picky: Yep, Giygas is controlling a bunch of things.
Pokey: ...I found a crow's nest! How else to explain all these cookies?!!
Ness & Picky:
>>To be continued...