Ansem got some voodoo dollies

[UMS Author Lava]

ANSEM GOT SOME VOODOO DOLLIES
>>CHAPTER 1: Walk to da Store
One day, Ansem was walking along, and he sees a special on Voodoo Dolls.
Ansem: Alrighty!! Now I can beat 'em easily! Ooooh, yeah, and to think I was gonna use a tractor beam on lunar perigee to shift the moons orbit. LOL
So Ansem bought 5 sets and read the instructions.
Ansem: "Make doll look like victim to ensure quick access."
Ansem decided to make dolls of Lava, Wakka, Jack Skellington, Leo(VG Cats), and Suigi.
Ansem: Now I need some sort of DNA in each one.
So Ansem started by going to Lava's house, as he was the toughest to fool.
Dr. Andy Simm: Hello, sir. May I check your hair?
Lava: I...guess...
So "Andy Simm" checked the hair, and yanked a hair off.
Lava: OW!!
Dr. Andy Simm: Sorry.
He did the same for Suigi, Wakka, and Leo. Now for the toughie: Jack Skellington.
Ansem: I know! I'll be a dentist!
So "Dr. Myrrh Durh" went into Jack's house and did a skin checkup. He used that vacuum sucking-thingy that dentists use to suck up some of Jack's spit.
Now Ansem had his 4 hairs and drop of spit. He inserted them in each doll and proceeded to perform the voodoo awakening chant.
Ansem: SUPER...CALLY...FRAJO...LISTIC...EX...PI...A...LA...DOCIOUS!!!!
>>To be continued...

[moshi5694]

XD!!!!HAHAHAHAcan'tHAHAHAstopHAHAHAHAlaughing from the last partHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breaths*Okay.....I'm good.
SUPER...CALLY...FRAJO...LISTIC...EX...PI...A...LA...DOCIOUS!!!!XDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

[Enrique]

I can see pain in the future... Can't wait to see more!

[UMS Author Lava]

>>CHAPTER 2: Lala Land
Lava, Leo, Wakka, Suigi, and Jack Skellington are walking along the street. Then, suddenly...
Leo: AAAAA!!!! GOD this hurts worse than Aeris bashing me with Boxors-O-Roxors!
Leo falls to the ground clutching his head and started crying in pain.
Wakka: You...DO know that was a box full of rocks, right?
Suigi: Yeah, that hobo isn't really a doctor.
Leo: Well, I DID get injured, didn't I?
Suigi: Whatev--OWOWOWOWOWOWOWWW!!!!!
Suigi grabbed his leg as if it was stabbed.
Jack: You too? MAN, this is--OWIES!!!
Jack was then clutching his arm, which looked injured.
Lava: Ooh, joy. What's Ansem doin--GAA!!
Lava held his chest like someone tore into it. Wakka was just confused...until he was hopping on one foot holding the other.
Wakka: What is this? Voodoo dollies?!!
Leo: SEEMS LIKE IT.
Jack: Let's get Ansem!
Suigi: But I have to think about my updates!
Lava: You barely update anyway.
Suigi:
Lava: Look, it'll be fun. We can use his kits to make an Ansem voodoo dollie. Well, let's try 5.
>>To be continued...
I promise this'll be a short one.

[moshi5694]

*buys Ansem voodoo doll*MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!>=D

[UMS Author Lava]

>>CHAPTER 3: Let's Start some Mischief!!
So, they go and steal the kits at Tower of Quarry...in front of Ansem. And he didn't even notice.
Ansem: Hmm, what shall I do today?...
They go and make the Ansem dollies. NOW, they need Ansem's hair.
Jack: Sooo, where does Ansem get his hair done?
Lava: At home.
Leo: A lot of good THAT does.
Wakka: I know! We'll do a "free haircut" thing!
Suigi: Right, but he'll still do it at home.
Wakka: ...Well we'll give away free ice cream to customers!
Jack: That'll bring too many people.
Wakka: C'mon, WORK WITH ME!!!
Lava: We COULD offer Chocolate Berry Fry ice cream. Only Ansem likes that combo.
Wakka: FINALLY, someone cooperates!
Leo: I like it! So how do we make that?
They go to the kitchen and start getting the stuff. They get potatoes, butter, berries, cocoa powder,whole milk, sugar, vanilla, and rock salt.
Suigi: Now, let's bake the fries.
They cut up the potatoes into a bunch of narrow square rods and put them in the oven. Then they start on the ice cream.
Leo: The secret should be to mix the whole milk, sugar, vanilla, and rock salt all at once.
They do so and it's all sweet and salty. Like a Take 5. The fries are now finished.
Jack: Next, we blend the berries into a nice deep magenta color.
They put strawberries, cherries, grapes, blueberries, blackberries, and Tonberries(kidding) into a blender. They hit "frappé" until the stuff was all thick and syrupy.
Lava: Now let's mix that, the fries, and the cocoa powder into the ice cream.
They pour the cocoa powder, ice cream, berry stuff, and fries into a giant mixing bowl. They mix it all into a lovely yellow, brown, white, and magenta swirl.
Wakka: Now, BLIZZAGA!!!
He uses magic to chill the melty stuff into ice cream.
Lava: Cool! We finished! Let's taste it.
Lava tries a bit of it.
Lava: Actually, I kinda like it, but we need to save a few scoops for Ansem.
>>To be continued...

[moshi5694]

Mmmmmmmmmm....Take 5.....*gets slapped*I'M AWAKE!!!!!!That's really good Lava.I just love your stories.

[Enrique]

Awesome, Lava! I suspect that this will be a good one.

[UMS Author Lava]

>>CHAPTER 4: Showtime ;D
So, they go set up the stand and the sign. Ansem comes up right away.
Ansem: Sure, I'll just have a lock trimmed. Do I get free ice cream? COOL!!!
So Leo snips a lock of Ansem's hair off and they give him some Chocolate Berry Fry ice cream.
Ansem: YAY!!! I are happy! *runs away*
Now they insert a hair into each dollie and do the voodoo dollie chant. Then they prepare the blender, the butcher knife, the lighter, the feather, and the rubbing alcohol. Lava tosses his dollie into a blender...
Ansem: AAAAAAAAH!!!! *not mangled really, just in pain* IT TOO SHARP!!! AND TOO FASTT!!!!!!!
Jack Skellington uses the butcher knife...
Ansem: OOOOOH!!!! THAT WASN'T RIGHT.
Leo put the lighter on his eye.
Ansem: OWIEOWIEOWIOEIWOEIWOWIES!!!
Suigi tickled his dollie.
Ansem: HEEHEHEHAEHEAHEAHEAHEHAH!!! No, stop it!
Wakka dunks his into rubbing alcohol.
Ansem: ... ... ... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! THE FREAKIN' STINGIN' DRYIN' PAIN!!!!!!!!!!
And so, Ansme was forever miserable until the Ansem dollies were confiscated by the FBI.

THE END

[Enrique]

LOL!!! Awesome job as usual, Lava!

[Yesha]

haha XD I can't stop lauching lol

[Lord of the Dance]

XD Hahahahahaha!!!

Now I need a Voshee doll! XD

[melons]

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD CANT STOP LAUGING!!!!!!!! caps XD

[Wildfire the Dragon]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! THE FREAKIN' STINGIN' DRYIN' PAIN!!!!!!!!!!

That part was funny! Good Job!