Post by Shoe on Oct 8, 2005 16:17:32 GMT -5
Hmmm I'm gonna write a story about my favoritist game...hmmm thinking of this as i go along... OK here we go.
"Ahhh," I stretched and inhaled gathering the smell of the spring breeze, "Ah...AH..AHCHOOOO!" and pollen. "Bless you," Takakura was coming out of his house and walked over to me and plopping a 50 lbs. worth of wood in my arms. "Agh, Takakura I haven't even eaten yet. What do you want me to do with these?" I asked nearly toppling over. "It's been ten days since you've moved here already and you haven't done hardly anything!" I looked at the wood and back at him, "I milked the cow and went fishing for ten days straight, what more do you want??" Takakura slapped his forehead and moaned, "Kid, if you wanna make a living doing this you gotta put some effort into things like growing some crops and selling things." I blinked at him confusingly, "What about selling the cow?" Takakura's eyebrow twitched, "NO! You can sell milk from the cow and make a profit and you can make an even bigger profit from making cheese and butter. Or you can sell crops... and even fodder if your that desperate." I nodded and marched toward the village, "...what are you doing?" I looked over my shoulder at him and simply said, "I'm selling these useless hunks of wood you gave me, you said I can sell crap!" Takakura banged his head on the house and said, "Not crap you idiot, CROPS! They're plants that people eat like tomato's and peaches. You know!" I smiled, "Oh, OK then why do I need these?" I walked and threw them in a pile behind the house, "...so where do I get these "crops?" Takakura frowned and pointed towards another farm. "Oh I see...but I spent all my money on chickens!" Just then a abnormally large crate of chicken's fell out from nowhere in between me and Takakura, "CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!!" Takakura whammed his head on the crate, breaking it, sending the chickens flying everywhere. "Why'd you do that? The chickens never did anything to you, they just got here!" Takakura screamed, "I'D SUGGEST YOU SELL THESE AND GO FIND YOURSELF A SMART WIFE!!" I looked around, "Ok...where?" He fell to the ground and whammed his head over and over again, "Use your imagination." I gathered the chickens in my arms and put them in the chicken house which nearly blew apart because of all the chickens. I looked at the swollen building and clapped the feather's off my hands, "That'll work." I stood there with a satisfied expression and Takakura moaned and cursed, then said, "I have a feeling your farm will do juuusst FINE!" I turned to him and smiled, "Why thank you!" then walked towards the village to find a girl. Takakura laid there with his face in the dirt mumbling some very mean things then said as if he was talking to someone, "Ten days and he hasn't got a clue of how to farm, I'm starting to wonder if he actually was your son."
To be continued...dun dun duuuuuun! Well that's a pretty good start don't-cha think?
"Ahhh," I stretched and inhaled gathering the smell of the spring breeze, "Ah...AH..AHCHOOOO!" and pollen. "Bless you," Takakura was coming out of his house and walked over to me and plopping a 50 lbs. worth of wood in my arms. "Agh, Takakura I haven't even eaten yet. What do you want me to do with these?" I asked nearly toppling over. "It's been ten days since you've moved here already and you haven't done hardly anything!" I looked at the wood and back at him, "I milked the cow and went fishing for ten days straight, what more do you want??" Takakura slapped his forehead and moaned, "Kid, if you wanna make a living doing this you gotta put some effort into things like growing some crops and selling things." I blinked at him confusingly, "What about selling the cow?" Takakura's eyebrow twitched, "NO! You can sell milk from the cow and make a profit and you can make an even bigger profit from making cheese and butter. Or you can sell crops... and even fodder if your that desperate." I nodded and marched toward the village, "...what are you doing?" I looked over my shoulder at him and simply said, "I'm selling these useless hunks of wood you gave me, you said I can sell crap!" Takakura banged his head on the house and said, "Not crap you idiot, CROPS! They're plants that people eat like tomato's and peaches. You know!" I smiled, "Oh, OK then why do I need these?" I walked and threw them in a pile behind the house, "...so where do I get these "crops?" Takakura frowned and pointed towards another farm. "Oh I see...but I spent all my money on chickens!" Just then a abnormally large crate of chicken's fell out from nowhere in between me and Takakura, "CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK!!" Takakura whammed his head on the crate, breaking it, sending the chickens flying everywhere. "Why'd you do that? The chickens never did anything to you, they just got here!" Takakura screamed, "I'D SUGGEST YOU SELL THESE AND GO FIND YOURSELF A SMART WIFE!!" I looked around, "Ok...where?" He fell to the ground and whammed his head over and over again, "Use your imagination." I gathered the chickens in my arms and put them in the chicken house which nearly blew apart because of all the chickens. I looked at the swollen building and clapped the feather's off my hands, "That'll work." I stood there with a satisfied expression and Takakura moaned and cursed, then said, "I have a feeling your farm will do juuusst FINE!" I turned to him and smiled, "Why thank you!" then walked towards the village to find a girl. Takakura laid there with his face in the dirt mumbling some very mean things then said as if he was talking to someone, "Ten days and he hasn't got a clue of how to farm, I'm starting to wonder if he actually was your son."
To be continued...dun dun duuuuuun! Well that's a pretty good start don't-cha think?
