Post by UMS Author Lava on Nov 22, 2005 22:53:48 GMT -5
[glow=red,99,999]CHAPTER I>>>The Big Announcement (meh)[/glow]
In a world of magic, happiness, and various friendly creatures, there lived a man in about his early-20s, maybe 22. He donned a polyester red shirt, wore cerulean blue overalls with big yellow buttons, had on silken white gloves, walked in sturdy plasticized-soled shoes, and topped his head with a red cap emblazoned with a big M. His name...was Mario.
He had triumphed over the evil Koopa King Bowser many times before and rescued the love of his life--Princess Peach--many times. He was known universally as a true superstar.
Princess Peach was a wonder to behold herself. He wore a flowing pink dress, long white gloves, a pretty golden crown, and her royal blue brooch. She also has just the right amount of makeup (very light), flowing shimmering blonde hair, and the ability to float in midair for a while. She was about 19. I think.
Mario also had a little brother named Luigi. He was taller, slightly thinner, wears green instead of red, and was about 21. He wasn't as well-known as Mario, as he didn't go on many adventures. However, this was because of his troubled past that makes him a total coward. Back then, a bunch of bully Boos appeared out of nowhere and picked on the poor little guy when he was in second grade. Those same bullies were led by two punks who are nowadays known as...King Boo and Oogie Boogie.
These three have gone through ma--GAAAH!!! Look, can't I just skip to the storyline?!!
Lava: Duh.
OK then, there was this total 666 punk who wields supreme in darkness called Ansem.
Ansem: What evil plot should I do now?... ... ...I know! I'll host a multi-world racing cup! With three people per kart! Then I get to take out the greatest heroes easily!
>>To be continued...
In a world of magic, happiness, and various friendly creatures, there lived a man in about his early-20s, maybe 22. He donned a polyester red shirt, wore cerulean blue overalls with big yellow buttons, had on silken white gloves, walked in sturdy plasticized-soled shoes, and topped his head with a red cap emblazoned with a big M. His name...was Mario.
He had triumphed over the evil Koopa King Bowser many times before and rescued the love of his life--Princess Peach--many times. He was known universally as a true superstar.
Princess Peach was a wonder to behold herself. He wore a flowing pink dress, long white gloves, a pretty golden crown, and her royal blue brooch. She also has just the right amount of makeup (very light), flowing shimmering blonde hair, and the ability to float in midair for a while. She was about 19. I think.
Mario also had a little brother named Luigi. He was taller, slightly thinner, wears green instead of red, and was about 21. He wasn't as well-known as Mario, as he didn't go on many adventures. However, this was because of his troubled past that makes him a total coward. Back then, a bunch of bully Boos appeared out of nowhere and picked on the poor little guy when he was in second grade. Those same bullies were led by two punks who are nowadays known as...King Boo and Oogie Boogie.
These three have gone through ma--GAAAH!!! Look, can't I just skip to the storyline?!!
Lava: Duh.
OK then, there was this total 666 punk who wields supreme in darkness called Ansem.
Ansem: What evil plot should I do now?... ... ...I know! I'll host a multi-world racing cup! With three people per kart! Then I get to take out the greatest heroes easily!
>>To be continued...