Post by UMS Author Lava on Feb 28, 2006 11:42:12 GMT -5
Velvet: Hello and welcome to the [glow=FFF000,9,000]SUPER WACKY INTERVIEWS![/glow]Lava: YAYZ!!!
Velvet: AHEM, forgive my little brother. He's on another sugar rush.
Now then, today's interviewee is super-powerful, super-cool, and I'm curious if he was trying to sneak up on Peach...Ladies and gents, I give you Mewtwo!
*Mewtwo flies in and waves to the audience with pretty sparks trailing around his hand*
Velvet: Okeydokey, let's start! Mewtwo, first off, how did you feel when you were first created, and who made you?
Mewtwo: I felt kinda curious about what was going on, and some guy named Smith made me.
Velvet: "Smith"?
Mewtwo: Don't tell me you didn't watch the movie.
Velvet: Of course, you knew. Heheheh. I actually felt shocked when you murdered all those scientists.
Mewtwo:
Velvet: Oh! Sorry 'bout that.
Mewtwo: *sigh* Don't mention it.
Velvet: Anyways, I'm curious as to how you found your way into UMS.
Mewtwo: I heard your bro was looking for a legendary Pokémon to be a Familiar, and I also heard he likes Mewtwos. So, yeah.
Velvet: BTW, is it true that you--
Mewtwo:
NEXT QUESTION!
Velvet: Yeah, that's what I thought. OK, let's hear the audience's questions!
Mario: Do you like pie?
Mewtwo: ...C'mon, Mario, everyone likes pie.
Mario: Jus' making sure.
Peach: Were you--
Mewtwo: Not listening!
Ansem: i luv u rofl!!
Mewtwo: Permission to hit him, please.
Velvet: Permission granted.
*Mewtwo pummels Ansem in a flurry of Psyburns*
Velvet: That's all for now! Bye!
Prince of all Cosmos (Katamari Damacy): Yo yo YOOOH!!! We're back on Sper-Wacky Interviews with a vile guest. I really don't like this guy. He took Santa Claus hostage! I mean, really!
Frikkin' Potato Sack just goes and torments St. Nick like a rapist!!! *AHEM* So, uh, yeah. Here's the sinister Oogie Boogie!
*Oogie Boogie walks in with "Starring Wario!" playing*
Wario: HEY!! He stole my WWF intro! I'm so gonna shred that leather man!!!!
Oogie: Can you remove that idiot, please?
Prince: NO. And get a new WWF intro.
Oogie:
Prince: Now then, I hear you got a recent rivalry with Valkyrie.
Oogie: Well, the chick's a total match for me at the tables. So I gotta have her as an extra rival!
Valkyrie: I DID catch you changing your dice. Don't try it again.
Oogie: SHADDUP!! And don't think I won't hurt you 'cuz you're a girl!
Prince: Let's get back to the interview. OK, in Kingdom Hearts, you consumed that artificial heart that Jack and Dr. Finkelstein were still producing. Why didn't you act like a bad guy with at least an iota of intelligence and WAIT to see if it was finished? Oh wait, of course!
Not only do you lack a heart, but you lack a freakin' brain! ;D
*the Prince laughs his little head off*
Oogie: I hope I get paid for this.
Prince: No you don't.
Oogie: Lil' pest! I oughta swat you off the wall!!!
Prince: OY!!! Don't think just 'cuz I'm 50 times smaller that you stand a chance! But we'll save it after the audience finishes aasking off.
Jack: What's your greatest weakness?
*Jack pulls out a notepad*
Oogie: Wellll, I hate pointy things or anything that can rip leather or--hey wait, what's this for?!
*Jack has a stupid smile*
Vivi: Are you weak to fire?
Oogie: Duh! Leather can be pretty flammable, not to mention all the bugs squirming insi--HEY!!!
*Vivi's writing in a notepad*
Lava: How susceptible are you to a Numa Numa attack?
Oogie: *shudder* Greatly!... ... ...Oh wait.
*Lava writes in a notepad*
Ansem: Do you hate my boiled-egg-casserole?
Oogie: URK! "Hate" don't describe that inedibility!
Ansem: Shweet!
*Ansem writes in a notepad*
Valkyrie: W--
Oogie: Not listening to you!
Valkyrie: Wow, I bet I could land a sneak attack! ;D
Oogie: Haven't heard a thing from ya.
*Valkyrie writes in her notepad*
Oogie: Hold on--why's everyone wanting to take me out?! I already have to fight the Prince!
Prince: Bring it, leatherboy!!
*the Prince's WWF intro (Nananan Katamari Damacy) starts playing*
*Prince uses Shooting Star! Stars rain onto Oogie Boogie! Oogie got confused!*
*Oogie trips and regains normality! Oogie Boogie uses Crush Dice! Result is...8! Prince receives 8 damage!*
Prince: Alright, time to go into Overdrive!
*Prince rolls in a VERY big katamari!!!*
Oogie:Meeps!!
*Prince rolls the katamari over Oogie Boogie, then makes it into a star!*
Prince: Well, I do believe that's all the time we have. Later!
Velvet: AHEM, forgive my little brother. He's on another sugar rush.
Now then, today's interviewee is super-powerful, super-cool, and I'm curious if he was trying to sneak up on Peach...Ladies and gents, I give you Mewtwo!*Mewtwo flies in and waves to the audience with pretty sparks trailing around his hand*
Velvet: Okeydokey, let's start! Mewtwo, first off, how did you feel when you were first created, and who made you?
Mewtwo: I felt kinda curious about what was going on, and some guy named Smith made me.
Velvet: "Smith"?
Mewtwo: Don't tell me you didn't watch the movie.
Velvet: Of course, you knew. Heheheh. I actually felt shocked when you murdered all those scientists.
Mewtwo:
Velvet: Oh! Sorry 'bout that.
Mewtwo: *sigh* Don't mention it.
Velvet: Anyways, I'm curious as to how you found your way into UMS.
Mewtwo: I heard your bro was looking for a legendary Pokémon to be a Familiar, and I also heard he likes Mewtwos. So, yeah.
Velvet: BTW, is it true that you--
Mewtwo:
NEXT QUESTION!Velvet: Yeah, that's what I thought. OK, let's hear the audience's questions!
Mario: Do you like pie?
Mewtwo: ...C'mon, Mario, everyone likes pie.
Mario: Jus' making sure.
Peach: Were you--
Mewtwo: Not listening!
Ansem: i luv u rofl!!
Mewtwo: Permission to hit him, please.
Velvet: Permission granted.
*Mewtwo pummels Ansem in a flurry of Psyburns*
Velvet: That's all for now! Bye!
Prince of all Cosmos (Katamari Damacy): Yo yo YOOOH!!! We're back on Sper-Wacky Interviews with a vile guest. I really don't like this guy. He took Santa Claus hostage! I mean, really!
Frikkin' Potato Sack just goes and torments St. Nick like a rapist!!! *AHEM* So, uh, yeah. Here's the sinister Oogie Boogie!*Oogie Boogie walks in with "Starring Wario!" playing*
Wario: HEY!! He stole my WWF intro! I'm so gonna shred that leather man!!!!
Oogie: Can you remove that idiot, please?
Prince: NO. And get a new WWF intro.
Oogie:
Prince: Now then, I hear you got a recent rivalry with Valkyrie.
Oogie: Well, the chick's a total match for me at the tables. So I gotta have her as an extra rival!
Valkyrie: I DID catch you changing your dice. Don't try it again.
Oogie: SHADDUP!! And don't think I won't hurt you 'cuz you're a girl!
Prince: Let's get back to the interview. OK, in Kingdom Hearts, you consumed that artificial heart that Jack and Dr. Finkelstein were still producing. Why didn't you act like a bad guy with at least an iota of intelligence and WAIT to see if it was finished? Oh wait, of course!
Not only do you lack a heart, but you lack a freakin' brain! ;D*the Prince laughs his little head off*
Oogie: I hope I get paid for this.
Prince: No you don't.
Oogie:
Lil' pest! I oughta swat you off the wall!!!Prince: OY!!! Don't think just 'cuz I'm 50 times smaller that you stand a chance! But we'll save it after the audience finishes aasking off.
Jack: What's your greatest weakness?
*Jack pulls out a notepad*
Oogie: Wellll, I hate pointy things or anything that can rip leather or--hey wait, what's this for?!
*Jack has a stupid smile*
Vivi: Are you weak to fire?
Oogie: Duh! Leather can be pretty flammable, not to mention all the bugs squirming insi--HEY!!!
*Vivi's writing in a notepad*
Lava: How susceptible are you to a Numa Numa attack?
Oogie: *shudder* Greatly!... ... ...Oh wait.
*Lava writes in a notepad*
Ansem: Do you hate my boiled-egg-casserole?
Oogie: URK! "Hate" don't describe that inedibility!
Ansem: Shweet!
*Ansem writes in a notepad*
Valkyrie: W--
Oogie: Not listening to you!
Valkyrie: Wow, I bet I could land a sneak attack! ;D
Oogie: Haven't heard a thing from ya.
*Valkyrie writes in her notepad*
Oogie: Hold on--why's everyone wanting to take me out?! I already have to fight the Prince!
Prince: Bring it, leatherboy!!
*the Prince's WWF intro (Nananan Katamari Damacy) starts playing*
*Prince uses Shooting Star! Stars rain onto Oogie Boogie! Oogie got confused!*
*Oogie trips and regains normality! Oogie Boogie uses Crush Dice! Result is...8! Prince receives 8 damage!*
Prince: Alright, time to go into Overdrive!
*Prince rolls in a VERY big katamari!!!*
Oogie:
Meeps!!*Prince rolls the katamari over Oogie Boogie, then makes it into a star!*
Prince: Well, I do believe that's all the time we have. Later!