Post by Andreshi on Apr 27, 2006 18:53:38 GMT -5
Ok, this is the the third fan fic I've ever typed, be warn, this may be a bit stupid and random. Oh, and this is based on two characters on Paper Mario. And I like to write my stories in script form, so no saying anything about that.
Prologue: The Spiritual and the Stolen Lunchbox
This is a story, about a chosen one who... What am I saying, this is not that kind of story, no, this is a story, about a spiritual journey, strange happenings, and a stolen lunchbox.
Lee~ Hey narrator guy, do you mind, we're trying to start the fan fic
Your not suppose to talk to the narrator, you'll get everybody confused.
Lee~ Ok, ok, sheesh.
Ahem, as I was saying, this is a story of a random adventure, for those who read. This is how it begins.
Lee~ Master, me and Chan are going on a spiritual jorney.
Chan~ I'm just going because somebody stole my lunchbox.
Master~ Huh? What? Oh, ok sure *goes back to sleep*
Lee~ You don't need to worry about us, we'll be fine.
Master~ Just get out of my house already! *starts attacking them*
Lee and Chan~ Ahhh!
Chan~ What'd I do, all I want is my lunchbox.
Lee~ Ok, we'll go on an adventure of a lifetime! *points to a random place*
Chan~ An adventure of a lifetime huh, yep, thats original. Oh, and your pointing to the outhouse.
Lee~ Well, whatever, lets go already!
Chan~ Sure, just one question, how long will this take?
Lee~ Well, around 1 to 3 years.
Chan~ 3... Years... Do you know what this means?
Lee~ That we'll be gone for a long time.
Chan~ What? No! It means that we won't be able to watch the Simpsons tonight.
Lee~ Oh snap, your right, but we can just buy the DVDs when they come out.
Chan~ I guess your right, but all I want to do is to find my lunchbox. Who stole it anyway?
Lee~ I don't know, but I think the narrator knows.
What, no, I can't tell you that, and I told you, no speaking to the narrator.
Chan~ Tell us, or I'll go evil on you.
Lee~ Don't you remember, your not evil, you only think you are.
Chan~ Oh yeah, now I remember.
Lee~ Well lets go already!
Chan~ Go where?
Lee~ I don't know, lets ask the narrator again.
Stop doing that *sigh* Ok fine, our so-called heroes started on their journey, their first stop, The Koopa Bros Fortress.
Lee~ So-called heroes? Who are you, Mario, Goombella, That 1 Guy?
No, I'm the KING_OF_GREEN_TIGERS.
Lee~ That's such a lame name.
Shut up, I didn't ask you
Lee~ Well, ok, just go to the after-chapter.
Fine, I will. Will Chan find his lunchbox? Will Lee stop talking to me? Will they ever see the Simpson again? Who knows, the only thing we know is that they won't stop talking to me.
Prologue: The Spiritual and the Stolen Lunchbox
This is a story, about a chosen one who... What am I saying, this is not that kind of story, no, this is a story, about a spiritual journey, strange happenings, and a stolen lunchbox.
Lee~ Hey narrator guy, do you mind, we're trying to start the fan fic
Your not suppose to talk to the narrator, you'll get everybody confused.
Lee~ Ok, ok, sheesh.
Ahem, as I was saying, this is a story of a random adventure, for those who read. This is how it begins.
Lee~ Master, me and Chan are going on a spiritual jorney.
Chan~ I'm just going because somebody stole my lunchbox.
Master~ Huh? What? Oh, ok sure *goes back to sleep*
Lee~ You don't need to worry about us, we'll be fine.
Master~ Just get out of my house already! *starts attacking them*
Lee and Chan~ Ahhh!
Chan~ What'd I do, all I want is my lunchbox.
Lee~ Ok, we'll go on an adventure of a lifetime! *points to a random place*
Chan~ An adventure of a lifetime huh, yep, thats original. Oh, and your pointing to the outhouse.
Lee~ Well, whatever, lets go already!
Chan~ Sure, just one question, how long will this take?
Lee~ Well, around 1 to 3 years.
Chan~ 3... Years... Do you know what this means?
Lee~ That we'll be gone for a long time.
Chan~ What? No! It means that we won't be able to watch the Simpsons tonight.
Lee~ Oh snap, your right, but we can just buy the DVDs when they come out.
Chan~ I guess your right, but all I want to do is to find my lunchbox. Who stole it anyway?
Lee~ I don't know, but I think the narrator knows.
What, no, I can't tell you that, and I told you, no speaking to the narrator.
Chan~ Tell us, or I'll go evil on you.
Lee~ Don't you remember, your not evil, you only think you are.
Chan~ Oh yeah, now I remember.
Lee~ Well lets go already!
Chan~ Go where?
Lee~ I don't know, lets ask the narrator again.
Stop doing that *sigh* Ok fine, our so-called heroes started on their journey, their first stop, The Koopa Bros Fortress.
Lee~ So-called heroes? Who are you, Mario, Goombella, That 1 Guy?
No, I'm the KING_OF_GREEN_TIGERS.
Lee~ That's such a lame name.
Shut up, I didn't ask you
Lee~ Well, ok, just go to the after-chapter.
Fine, I will. Will Chan find his lunchbox? Will Lee stop talking to me? Will they ever see the Simpson again? Who knows, the only thing we know is that they won't stop talking to me.
