Post by RogueYoshi on Jul 16, 2006 23:35:59 GMT -5
Hey to all of you. Long time no see to everyone here at Yoshi Corner. I have recently worked on a Earthbound fanfiction and wanted to post it here to see how interesting it is. To all of you who have played the game enjoy this fanfic!
Earthbound 1.5
Chapter 1: The Wrath of Pokey's evil mom
Once upon a time after the war with Giygas Ness was relaxing and was planning to take a vacation, But
ever since the whole alien incident happened and that faithful night that Buzz Buzz came to earth to
warn Ness about the dangers; Ness was remembering what Pokey's mom had done. Ness thought to himself
why Buzz Buzz came up to her and why Pokey's mom killed him. She was the biggest idiot and called Buzz
Buzz a dung beetle before smashing him down. Ness despised Pokey's mom since that night, but wondered
why he didn't avenge Buzz Buzz.
Ness was about to leave for vacation when suddenly a huge flash from Pokey's house emited and Ness was
curious to what was happening. Ness slowly walked out of his house to investigate the house and walked
over very slowly. He was watching the flashes go on and off and then a huge guitar case was thrown out of
the window and it came to life and lashed itself against Ness. Ness grabed a hold of his trusty Gutsby Bat
and lashed at it but the case leaped out of the way and opened itself up to reveal a evil violen from inside
The Violen started to play a evil tune and this is where Ness was about to experience what was happening. Ness
slowly was losing all his magic energy and Ness quickly smashed it so that he at least had a bit of magic energy
left. The Violen case then fell down upon the Violen's defeat. Ness was so furious and bashed down the door to
Pokey's house. There Ness saw something he should not of seen.
Ness saw a table full of tools upon entering the house and a TV with a bunch of terrible video tapes on top.
Ness heard horrible singing and slowly walked to the top of the house. He climbed up the stairs and to his horror
there was Pokey's mom singing a evil song and causing evil instruments to attack Onett. Ness yelled
"YOU! you were one of Giygas's evil people" Pokey's Mom stopped singing very angered about getting interupted
"HOW DARE YOU INTERUPT MY SINGING YOU PSYCHO MUTE!" Ness grabed out his bat and pointed it towards here " I knew it
ever since you killed Buzz Buzz and threatened to move us out I knew that you were evil the whole time" Pokey's Mom
then caught admited "Ness you may of defeated our leader but you failed to realize one thing I am Pokey's mom" Ness
then replied "never ever impersonate Captain Jack Sparrow again you wannabe pirate and that reminds me its lame how
people are trying to start a new age of pirates while they use machine guns and stuff there wannabes you know?"
Pokey's Mom laughed "Yea I killed Buzz Buzz and was pretending he was a dung beetle just so I would make it so you would
not suspect me of being the...STARMAN JR!" Ness then shocked replied "But Buzz Buzz killed you!" "Fool! that was only a
clone of me...do you think I would be so stupid to use magic on you when shield was being cast I could of just attacked you
to finish you off back there!" Ness then said "what you do to the real pokeys mom!" "well....to be honest I only married Pokey's
dad on the night of the meteorite so...." Ness smacked his forehead "it doesn't matter your going to get it now! I won't forget
what you did to my friend Buzz Buzz and how stupid you were to reveal yourself" The Starman Jr. Chuckled so loudly " MWA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA don't you watch Dragon ball z! you know Kid Buu as in kid he's supposed to be the weakest? but he's actually the most powerful
of all the forms? Well I am the exact same thing
I am the strongest of all the starmen you have fought!" Ness gasped as Starmen Jr. started charging up a beam and was about to throw it
at Ness when suddenly a big star fell and landed on the Starmen Jr.
Poo, Paula and Jeff were standing there " How dare you leave us out of this Ness!"
"so much for being the strongest starmen alive" said Ness
To Be continued
Earthbound 1.5
Chapter 1: The Wrath of Pokey's evil mom
Once upon a time after the war with Giygas Ness was relaxing and was planning to take a vacation, But
ever since the whole alien incident happened and that faithful night that Buzz Buzz came to earth to
warn Ness about the dangers; Ness was remembering what Pokey's mom had done. Ness thought to himself
why Buzz Buzz came up to her and why Pokey's mom killed him. She was the biggest idiot and called Buzz
Buzz a dung beetle before smashing him down. Ness despised Pokey's mom since that night, but wondered
why he didn't avenge Buzz Buzz.
Ness was about to leave for vacation when suddenly a huge flash from Pokey's house emited and Ness was
curious to what was happening. Ness slowly walked out of his house to investigate the house and walked
over very slowly. He was watching the flashes go on and off and then a huge guitar case was thrown out of
the window and it came to life and lashed itself against Ness. Ness grabed a hold of his trusty Gutsby Bat
and lashed at it but the case leaped out of the way and opened itself up to reveal a evil violen from inside
The Violen started to play a evil tune and this is where Ness was about to experience what was happening. Ness
slowly was losing all his magic energy and Ness quickly smashed it so that he at least had a bit of magic energy
left. The Violen case then fell down upon the Violen's defeat. Ness was so furious and bashed down the door to
Pokey's house. There Ness saw something he should not of seen.
Ness saw a table full of tools upon entering the house and a TV with a bunch of terrible video tapes on top.
Ness heard horrible singing and slowly walked to the top of the house. He climbed up the stairs and to his horror
there was Pokey's mom singing a evil song and causing evil instruments to attack Onett. Ness yelled
"YOU! you were one of Giygas's evil people" Pokey's Mom stopped singing very angered about getting interupted
"HOW DARE YOU INTERUPT MY SINGING YOU PSYCHO MUTE!" Ness grabed out his bat and pointed it towards here " I knew it
ever since you killed Buzz Buzz and threatened to move us out I knew that you were evil the whole time" Pokey's Mom
then caught admited "Ness you may of defeated our leader but you failed to realize one thing I am Pokey's mom" Ness
then replied "never ever impersonate Captain Jack Sparrow again you wannabe pirate and that reminds me its lame how
people are trying to start a new age of pirates while they use machine guns and stuff there wannabes you know?"
Pokey's Mom laughed "Yea I killed Buzz Buzz and was pretending he was a dung beetle just so I would make it so you would
not suspect me of being the...STARMAN JR!" Ness then shocked replied "But Buzz Buzz killed you!" "Fool! that was only a
clone of me...do you think I would be so stupid to use magic on you when shield was being cast I could of just attacked you
to finish you off back there!" Ness then said "what you do to the real pokeys mom!" "well....to be honest I only married Pokey's
dad on the night of the meteorite so...." Ness smacked his forehead "it doesn't matter your going to get it now! I won't forget
what you did to my friend Buzz Buzz and how stupid you were to reveal yourself" The Starman Jr. Chuckled so loudly " MWA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA don't you watch Dragon ball z! you know Kid Buu as in kid he's supposed to be the weakest? but he's actually the most powerful
of all the forms? Well I am the exact same thing
I am the strongest of all the starmen you have fought!" Ness gasped as Starmen Jr. started charging up a beam and was about to throw it
at Ness when suddenly a big star fell and landed on the Starmen Jr.
Poo, Paula and Jeff were standing there " How dare you leave us out of this Ness!"
"so much for being the strongest starmen alive" said Ness
To Be continued
