Super Mario RPG: The Revival!

[Foshi K.]

Yoshi was very confused! He had never played Super Mario RPG before, but he could only guess that the stars falling was a bad thing.

Yoshi: Excuse me, fellow Yoshi! Where am I?
Yellow Yoshi: *speaks in Yoshi tongue*
Yoshi: Huh? I beg your pardon?
Yellow Yoshi: *speaks more Yoshi tongue*
Yoshi: Darn, I forgot how to speak Yoshi tongue. Hey, I wonder where that pipe goes, anyway...

At Mario's Pad...

Mario snoozes and snores loudly. In the sky, where Blade is cruising...

Axem Yellow: I'm hungry again!!
Axem Black: Shut up already! Boss's lookin' for big loot.

Axem Green looks at the horizon. He sees a star crashing into Barrel Volcano...

Axem Green: Boss, a stellar object landed in Barrel Volcano!
Axem Pink: Oh, like a star is any super deal...
Axem Red: WHAT? A star? This could be the big money, gang! Let's go!

So, Blade is steered toward Barrel Volcano...

[Blue-Yoshi]

good start but theres no plot

[Moot]

Yes there is.

[joshi]

I never played Super Mario RPG so I'm not sure what to say...

[Foshi K.]

Hmm...maybe this didn't make as big a splash as I thought it would...

Blue, go back and read the sign-up! I'm going to keep waiting until someone else RPs...

[Rainbow Yoshi]

Joshi said:

I never played Super Mario RPG so I'm not sure what to say...

I haven't played it either...

[Darkstar]

Musty Fear#1: OOooooOOOOOooooo, I am a scary....Koopa?....ghost...find a flag!!!
Musty Fear#2: Hey my name is--FIND THE FRIGGIN' FLAGS YOU 'TARD!
Mario was puzzled. What flags? He pondered.
Musty Fear#3: AHA! So you admit it! You WERE an extra in "Teletubbies Gone Wild"!

Mario had no idea what was going on, so he decided to look for the flags to make them shut up.
He returned home and laid down on his bed. He felt something poke him.

Musty Fear#2: You found it! You'll never find the other two, not over my dead ghostly body you won't, no siree bob! Jimmy Cracked Corn and I don't care blah blah blah blahhhhh!

The Ghost dissappeared. Mario really wished he had Luigis Vaccuum Pak...Wait! He did! Luigi left it behind! Mario strapped it on and was ready to go "friendly-yet-intolerable ghost hunting".