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Post by Teo on Oct 6, 2004 18:10:24 GMT -5
Wait, then how come she didn't post here to say she was joining your group? *Buys 5 pairs of wings with crown and get's change.* He's lying!
And here's your Halo Yoshi~*!
*sends halo and it stops over Yoshi~*'s head.*
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Post by Rainbow Yoshi on Oct 6, 2004 18:11:21 GMT -5
Are you sure? Anjil does have Yoshikenitis...
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Post by sakura on Oct 6, 2004 18:17:00 GMT -5
yay! i wanna join yoshiken's side!!! since i was already infected with the awesome disorder yoshikenitis...
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Post by Teo on Oct 6, 2004 18:22:34 GMT -5
Hmmph! Betrayed by a possible lie! Establishing HQ. But first... *skans himself for trackors or other spy stuff with magnets. little metal gaget gets atracted to magnet.*
There. New members, HQ will be... somewhere.
*Hides in forest and uses money from crown to buy equipement.*
(OOC: sorry for character control)
[echo]: If you want to find me, stay in the forest!
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Post by Yoshiken on Oct 6, 2004 18:30:12 GMT -5
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!.....ANJIL WILL NOT BE ON YOUR SIDE....first of all shes already severely infected by yoshikenitis....AND SECOND OF ALL SHES MY GIRLFRIEND....SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR PLAN HAS BEEN RUINED TEO AND ALL YOU OTHER REBELS
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Post by sakura on Oct 6, 2004 18:33:25 GMT -5
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Post by Teo on Oct 6, 2004 19:01:51 GMT -5
Let's see... AHA!! A NUC!! No, no ultimate weapons allowed in RP's. *Knocking is heard.* I see I might have a new member. And while we're at it, we might as well switch clan names. From the Anjil clan to the Angel clan? Naw. Koopa clan? I'd get a bunch of koopa's and they are beaten when they are pushed and keep bouncing into each other. Squirtle squad? Naw, unnoriginal. The unmoved? Nope. Birds beaks? Unfortunately, my hide out, euhh, HQ is underground. The moles? *Moles come from the walls.* Aha! That would almost work! Let's see, the ex-bowser minions? *Moles turn back.* No wait! Something poetic and that flows. *mole wispers in his, euhh, a mole wispers! .* Yes! Clan tunnel! *Mole's applaud and come back.* Okay, so, moles, you will be properly prepared, oh, hold it! We've got a visitor! *Pulls lever, ceiling opens and a baby bowser falls in.* Good catch! Now, we're trying to steal loot and break yoshiken's castle to ruin, but first, loot! *Note, yoshiken and his members are not hearing this. I am alone except for these moles and Baby Bowser.* Okay diggers, dig deep under so it doesn't make bumps in the surface! And if you are seen, plug up the hole. Only take a bit of materials. Baby Bowser, you will scout to see if the moles have trouble. *Hands him telescope range sniper.* BB: Okay! BB exits HQ, climbs a tree, and looks through loop, sniper is of course, loaded. But with only two shots. BB (in walky-talkie): Okay, no sign of the moles. "Good. Moles, progress report?" Mole: Man this guy has a lot of loot! The place is full! And the place is over 20*50! We are taking our size worth. We're litteraly covered in it! "Great, get five loads then block and put the bricks back in the floor." Mole: About that, we had a casualty. Mole (being carried in tunnel): My teeth! Ow, the pain! "Okay, enough, GET BACK!!" BB: Warning! The moles are making lumps! "Moles! Don't make new tunneling!" Mole: Only a small clump sir, look like an anthill. We're blocking the path with dirt. He never even knew we went here! "Good." *puts talkie down.* "Sir. I like that!" Moles come in with loot. Mole: Success! With only one casualty. "Good. *gets talkie.* BB, get back!" Baby Bowser hops down and hatch comes out from beneath. He lands in beenie. "Mission accomplished."
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Post by Strangie on Oct 6, 2004 19:49:56 GMT -5
New developments! Message from Anjil herself - "Just 'cause I have it (Yoshikenitis) doesn't mean I'm on his (Yoshiken's) side xD"
Yeah, see that? It's all good. In your face, Yoshiken XD
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Post by Gene L.D. Ryoko on Oct 6, 2004 20:18:18 GMT -5
(why dosen't their immune systems destroy the bacteria)
Joshis' yate experiments should be a big help.
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Post by Yoshiken on Oct 6, 2004 20:30:12 GMT -5
EBIL!!!!....ALLS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR!!!!....I HATE THAT LINE!!!
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Post by Gene L.D. Ryoko on Oct 6, 2004 20:36:41 GMT -5
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Post by Teo on Oct 6, 2004 20:37:49 GMT -5
[echo]: Pssst! I'm in the woods! Members please come! come! come! ome! ome! ome! me! me! me! e! e! e! e! ! !
~~~
Back in the underground HQ:
Mole: We need a seller.
"A cellar? What do you want a Cellar for?"
Mole: Not that kind! Although it would be a good idea.
"Okay, so we need another member to aid in buying equipement."
Mole: Or we can go underground to reach the markets and such.
BB: Or those neat wings!
"Hmm, forgot about those..."
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Post by Gene L.D. Ryoko on Oct 6, 2004 20:41:30 GMT -5
we need joshi.
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Post by Teo on Oct 6, 2004 20:42:32 GMT -5
[echo]: Yeah. yeah. yeah. eah. eah. eah. ah. ah. ah. h. h. h.
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Post by Yoshiken on Oct 6, 2004 21:02:11 GMT -5
*one of the yoshikens come in* "SIR YOUR 'ARMOR OMEGA' IS COMPLETE"..... original yoshiken: "perfect...." yoshiken clone: "sir and the other mechanism is under construction" original yoshiken: "give me a percentage" yoshiken clone: "about 54% done" original yoshiken: "good......right on schedule"
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Post by Teo on Oct 6, 2004 21:50:19 GMT -5
"Okay Time for shopping!"
He goes out to shop, his bag full of stolen jewelery from the castle in his bag. He goes to travelling merchants selling 'miracle potions' and 'elixirs.'
"Let's see... Oooh! That guy looks like a winner!"
merchant: Buy my stuff! We got tricks! We got pure! We got machinery! We got jacks in four. We got stuff you've never seen before!! Oooo! A customer!
"Cut the rhyme's, what do you have that no one else has."
merchant: We've got these purifiers! Dip it in murky water, and look!
The merchant pulled out a glass full of mud and dropped the pill. It turned crystal clear.
merchant: Try it!
"YUCK!! It tastes like oil!"
Merchant: But clean oil!
"True. I'll take a big bag."
Merchant: 400 coins!
"Will you take this diamond ring?" *Pulls out stolen ring.*
Merchant: Oooo!! Yes!! And now I have magic book!! 250 detailed spells!! 100,000 coins!
"WHAT?? With 4 coins equaling a dollar that makes $100 dollars per spell! What a deal! I'll take it for this golden vase."
Merchant: Yes! Yes! Will do! *Grabs vase and hands magic book.* I was never a goood (I'm aware I used three o's) mage. See my digger of ditcher! Makes ditches, and digs! 2 in 1! 50,000 coins.
"I'll take it!"
The merchant takes out a wide, big and long drill.
Merchant: And lastly, a stop watch! I never needed it.
"DONE!!" *swipes watch.*
Merchant: And one last thing...
"What? I'm loaded!"
Merchant: No, for those last two items, it will be 100,040 coins!
"My last vase."
*Merchant takes vase.*
"Well, at least I've got some neat stuff!"
He headed to HQ, stomped on the trap door, and it opened up.
"Well, we got some useful stuff! Water purifier, spell book, ditch digger, and this neat stopwatch. Hey, let's see how long it takes for you to reach the castle with this digger. Try for thirty seconds. Ready?
Mole: Ready yesterday.
"GO!!" He clicked the watch with thirty seconds on it. Everything stopped moving, with the watch counting down.
"Sweet."
The clock ran down to zero and the guys started digging. He just counted in his head.
The mole's came back.
Mole: How did we do?
"25 seconds."
Moles: Yay!
"Hang on... Let's see, one hour on the clock, go!"
He switched the button and everything froze.
"Now if something tries to get in, he's in for a shock."
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Post by sakura on Oct 7, 2004 10:19:21 GMT -5
(why dosen't their immune systems destroy the bacteria) Joshis' yate experiments should be a big help. its not a disease its a disorder!
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Post by Tempest on Oct 7, 2004 16:09:59 GMT -5
Out of nowhere, Nightcroshi randomly bamfs in and kills Yoshiken.
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Post by Gene L.D. Ryoko on Oct 7, 2004 19:12:41 GMT -5
its not a disease its a disorder! there still is bacteria, it can't spread w/o bacteria,saddly i think your brain is now the size of a virus
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Post by Teo on Oct 7, 2004 19:43:44 GMT -5
Out of nowhere, Nightcroshi randomly bamfs in and kills Yoshiken. OOC: No all powerful stuff unless it was planned in several previous entries. ~~~ Mole: shall we strike the castle again? "Yes, but this time, more brutally. Moles! Ready an undermine!" Mole: Undermine, yes sir! And the looting? "Take all you can." Moles: Brute force. Got it. "And if you undermine a front wall, loot by the back, then scatter. Use the new digging tool." Mole: Okay! "BB, back in sniper." BB: done yesterday. "Okay, moles set! Sniper perched! Execute!" The moles set out, making a big tunnel that was used to allow other moles to get through without digging. Eventually they were reaching the castle. BB: They are near the castle! I see them surfacing! "Okay, moles, UNDERMINE!!" Mole: Okay! A good piece of the wall was destroyed and caved in the tunnel. The moles dug aroun, continuing the undermine all around. Another group had been set to loot and were taking vases and diamonds and all. They made mazes underneath that would cave in and then they went deeper and disappeared. Mole: Mission nearing completion, we just have to get home. GAHH! "Hello?" Mole: GO ON WITHOUT ME!! MY TEETH ARE ACKING AND MY NAILS SHORTENED!! I took the path where we undermined! "Follow another mole!" Mole: Yes... GAHH! "What now?" [voice]: WHAT?? You little... Whoever you are, stop looting king dad's castle!! "Oops."
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