wolfofsummerbreeze
Junior Yoshi
name: tori Despite the loss of my hand-eye coordination, I'm still pretty talented at painting words onto grains of rice. otaku mega
Posts: 150
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Post by wolfofsummerbreeze on Oct 18, 2004 20:56:44 GMT -5
A human w/ yoshikenitis falls down from the sky and hits L.D. on the head w/ a blue staff (its blu thats it) oh and he has a red shirt saying 'I *heart* *muffins*', kaki pants and blu shoes (why do you even ask 'bout teh sexy blu headband) oh by teh way.. He was BORN w/ yoshikenitis LEVEL UP ! ! TRIPLE BONUS MULTIPLIER ! ! XD ph34r my l33t yoshiken non-mindless warrior of d00m (umm no he dont have a name... yet...)
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Post by Lazo on Oct 18, 2004 22:06:03 GMT -5
No. Just no. Is my Grenade Machinegun ready? ...It is? Great! 350 grenades a minute; I win, you lose. *50 rounds launched* |
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Post by Wilco Blackflame on Oct 19, 2004 5:59:47 GMT -5
*decides against helping the Yoshikentis side due to a great love of originality and non-conformity(and partially because of loyalty to Pink and S-1) and sends a message to the EAYS HQ*
"Greetings.....you may or may not want to consider my offer but that is up to you. I am....considering...to allow your little faction use of my airbourne/seabourne fortress, currently hovering....directly above you...Now then.....at the present time, I only truly trust S-1 and Pink....make it worth my while and you have access to a very versatile asset...the choice of course yours......give me your reply....Farewell."
*screen goes blank*
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Post by Strangie on Oct 19, 2004 11:17:46 GMT -5
I think Wilco's got a good deal here... what do you guys think?
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Post by Teo on Oct 19, 2004 17:51:22 GMT -5
And about the bomb, the HQ is underground. And I'm not even in it. The moles take the message.
"AH HAHAHAHA!!"
The bazooka loaded with pies fire's everywhere
~10 minutes later~
"Man, how much ammo does this thing have??? Oh well. AH HAHAHAHA!!"
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Post by Lazo on Oct 19, 2004 19:21:10 GMT -5
...what's he after? Money? Territory? Power? And how much of it will "make it worth his while?" Don't do anything until you can answer those questions.
Besides, I don't think his Battlefortess can match the firepower of my Battleship.
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Post by Teo on Oct 20, 2004 1:02:21 GMT -5
Probably not. And my mission: Rid of yoshiken, rid of yoshikenitis! Or at least slow it down a lot. How much? Until his castle is plundered completely or left in ruins! Now let's see how you like them noodles!
*Aims gun at Lazoshi.* You can't talk to me if you are in your ship so logically you don't have it now. FIRE!!
*pwuit! SPLUT!*
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Post by Wilco Blackflame on Oct 20, 2004 4:31:53 GMT -5
"Fortress" Was a metaphor my dear Lazoshi...What I possess is a heavily armed and armored flying ship possessed of a unique Wormhole generator. I am willing to negociate...And if your enemy has in fact a battleship, then it would appear you are in dire need of one.
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Post by Yoshiken on Oct 20, 2004 9:17:24 GMT -5
shoot...i am running low on time....if my plan doesnt get underway soon....the results could be disastrous
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Post by Teo on Oct 20, 2004 11:47:03 GMT -5
OOC: can we turn the seriousness back on? Because otherwise this baby has no ammo limit.
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Post by Lazo on Oct 20, 2004 17:19:13 GMT -5
[I know it's mobile, you told us. That's why I typed Battlefortress (yeah, they're dissimilar, but they're both mobile) instead of fortress.] Your pie swerved left, you might want to work on your aim... don't make me get the Battleship. |
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Post by Teo on Oct 20, 2004 18:57:17 GMT -5
Then why did I hear a splut?
*Strangie is heard.*
Oops. And you said you might want to work on your aim... don't make me get the battleship. You're saying I should work on my aim or else you'll get the ship. Fair enough.
*fires*
oops. missed. Well, now I can't miss.
*pushes button, pie falls from above and castle is entirely covered with custard.*
Hmmm. Bannana creamy.
*Looks outside*
Yup! All custard.
*Throws pie at lazoshi, at an angle where yoshiken is behind in case of a miss.*
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Post by Strangie on Oct 20, 2004 19:51:51 GMT -5
... *wipes pie off face* Nice one >.>
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Post by Teo on Oct 20, 2004 22:51:30 GMT -5
oops.
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wolfofsummerbreeze
Junior Yoshi
name: tori Despite the loss of my hand-eye coordination, I'm still pretty talented at painting words onto grains of rice. otaku mega
Posts: 150
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Post by wolfofsummerbreeze on Oct 21, 2004 14:55:26 GMT -5
tori: umm rite *is on blackflame's air ship* hmmm well now this will b phun *a ball of light and wind glows in his hand and a beam of swirrling energy shoots out and blows the engine up* yeeah! *angel wings come out of his back and he flys away*
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Post by sakura on Oct 21, 2004 15:32:32 GMT -5
mwahahahahahahaha *pulls out a assortment of strange muffin guns* you can't beat the muffins! they sahll PWN J00!!!
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Post by Wilco Blackflame on Oct 21, 2004 15:55:58 GMT -5
Excuse me Tori, but how exactly did you manage to get up here?
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Post by Pink Yoshi on Oct 21, 2004 18:46:12 GMT -5
*standing right next to him*
The power of our insane plotholes, of course.
*suddenly falls through and lands in a tree*
CURSE YOU TIME LIMITS!! *shakefist*
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Post by Wilco Blackflame on Oct 22, 2004 17:05:17 GMT -5
Ah. Well let's go over a few things shall we? Number one, the main engine is inside, number two, I have more than one power source. and NUmber 3, I now intend to fry you. *blows Tori over the edge with a burst of blackflames* Congratulations Tori, you've inspired me to join EAYS on mere principle now..
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Post by Teo on Oct 22, 2004 19:28:26 GMT -5
*keeps firing in case of miss, shoots falling Tori.*
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