Karejokey!

[bloodoftheyoshi]

I don't know if this is considered bumping but... here ya go:

Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.

"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'."

"But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) recruit.

The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. "Here, use this... just go, 'Stabity Stab Stab'."

The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German soldier charges at him. The recruit points the broom, "Bangety Bang Bang!" The German falls dead.

More Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" He mows down the enemy by the dozens. Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward him.

"Bangety Bang Bang! shouts the recruit. The German keeps coming. "Bangety Bang Bang!" repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate. "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" It's no use.

The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says, "Tankety Tank Tank."

[moshi5694]

I got a good one.
There were 4 men on a space ship,the caption,2 space men and a guy.
Caption:Push the green button.
1 space man:Push the green button.
2 space man:Push the green button.
Guy:Me no know how?
Caption:Push the red button.
1 space man:Push the red button.
2 space man:Push the red button.
Guy:Me no know how?
Caption:We're falling!
1 space man:We're falling!
2 space man:We're falling!
Guy:Me no know how?
Caption:*dead*
1 space man:*dead*
2 space man:*dead*
Guy:Me no know how?

[Yin]

You got that from the kid didn't you. And you forgot the Pikachu and the fact there are some people here are from Russia.

Edit: Now that you changed it, it doesn't make sense.

[moshi5694]

yinyoshi said:

You got that from the kid didn't you. And you forgot the Pikachu and the fact there are some people here are from Russia.

I'm saying it the way Skyler told me!!

[robert]

yoshino said:

Dude! I just got to type this joke in!

President Bush, Osama Bin Laden, The Pope, and a little boy were on an airplane (don't ask why this is how the joke goes). The airplane then begins to malfunction, so the pilot jumps taking one of the four only parachuttes. President Bush takes one of the remaining ones and says, "I need to get to washington safetly to stop the war", Osama takes another and says, "I need to get to Afganinstan to keep up the war" the Pope turns to the boy and says "you should take the last one child" and the kid says "no, you should. Osama took my knapsack."

I know this joke from germany. But there was not Osama bin Laden, there was the german chancellor Helmut Kohl!

[Yoshino]

robert said:

yoshino said:

Dude! I just got to type this joke in!

President Bush, Osama Bin Laden, The Pope, and a little boy were on an airplane (don't ask why this is how the joke goes). The airplane then begins to malfunction, so the pilot jumps taking one of the four only parachuttes. President Bush takes one of the remaining ones and says, "I need to get to washington safetly to stop the war", Osama takes another and says, "I need to get to Afganinstan to keep up the war" the Pope turns to the boy and says "you should take the last one child" and the kid says "no, you should. Osama took my knapsack."

I know this joke from germany. But there was not Osama bin Laden, there was the german chancellor Helmut Kohl!

well, i guess every country modifies it to fit their needs.


I was thinking of putting one blond joke. Is anyone offended by that?