The Comprehensive Guide to Noobs

[boomiester]

Here is an interesting article for all of you to read, I found it both informative and entertaining.
www.shawn64.com/mochastorage/cgtn.html#top

[bloodoftheyoshi]

Oh thank GOD I don't have any of those characteristics.

[Johnyoshi]

I don't think i'm a noob

[Yoshi4ever]

Do they really have to be that kind of organization that lables people? I bet everyone was a newb once in there life.


note- my post was not serious and is a joke if you get it

[PinkFloydYoshi]

omg. Where do you get these URI's? That rocks. Not only does it rock, it's also spot on.

[sui]

Hahaha, that was funny to read! :D

For my luck I'm not in that "n00b" category... I think... even though my english is not perfect... but don't forget that I know *counts on fingers* THWOO languages. Or more like 1.5 ... my english knowledge worth only a half :D

But hey, that "LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl" term was very cool, don't hurt it - USE it! =D

[Soul]

That reminded me of this:

extlab1.entnem.ufl.edu/IH8PCs/other/AOL.HTM

[Not-Garr]

Hm..I should have my own section in there. The "Antin00b, or Noob Slayer."...Mwahahahaha!!! Hilarious stuff though, especially after the joey crisis.

[red.yoshi]

yu67hbv ...i wonder how noobs do it?

LOL! both articles where funny, and entertaining to read.

reminds me of somthing else:
in an old tutorial artical my friend read, people where getting no where because the tutorial said "press any key to continue." the people who where instaling the program thought that there was an actual "any key." LOL X D

[contention]

Aye now that is really hilarious, great find. I also like Soul's one of the AOL user, XD!!! Fortuantly, I do hope I never really showed any of those characterisitcs. And oh my that guide really does speak the truth, I've seen it far far far to much. Don't know why n00bs act like that, or what even causes them to be like that. Unless it has something to do with the fact that, you get counted for post.

Yet, why do they talk in their silly ways and gather like such. It's quite amusing and utterly hilarious when you boil it down to the main point. It just goes to show you, as many do, be yourself when you get online. Theres no reason to try to show off to be someone you aren't, no ones really a bad person on here, well I take that back. Everyone's on this thing, but its best to be who you are. If you try to hard, your bound to come out looking like your totally lost and a n00b.

It may be something that comes over time, I think the first time I logged onto the internet was at the age of 12 or 13, because before that my family was iffy on buying a computer. I don't recall ever being like that though, of course I can't judge myself now can I. That is a great find though, and really funny. Makes me remember the old days, well not mine, but things I used to see *looks around* WHAT?

[joshi]

I agree with Contention. I remember the first time I joined a board, I wasn't really myself. I didn't act like a noob though, I guess I just acted like a newb, because I'd end up not acting like myself or end up doing too much which is always a bad thing. Some of us get over those days, others get lower and lower, until they are decreased to low noobs.

[red.yoshi]

yes. when ever i start somthing, im always really jumpy and newbish, but when i get to be more expereanced/more known, i become serious, and enjoy myself more fully.

[boomiester]

I think it's pretty safe to say that we were all newbies once, because we weren't computer experts the first time we used one, just be glad that you've progressed to at least the point of average computer user.

[Yoshee&Champ]

redyoshi said:

yes. when ever i start somthing, im always really jumpy and newbish, but when i get to be more expereanced/more known, i become serious, and enjoy myself more fully.

That's excactly how I felt. Ahhh, I'm glad I love to learn The first thing was hilarious XDDD I loved it. It explained Noobs very well, I'd say Despite the loss of my hand-eye coordination, I'm still pretty talented at painting words onto grains of rice. I think that Joey78 person was an exiled noob from one of the larger herds...

[contention]

n00bs must be an example of what happens when you enter a community for the first time under pressure. Of course their going to want to act like someone they are not, in communities you always wind up seeing the people who petray themselves as gods or statues when in reality they might just be people with a little to much free time on their hands. n00bs, need to learn more less to be themselves and that when you're online if you want to be accepted just act like the person you are.

No reason to go out and act like the super nova of the universe or some troll or spammer. When you get online for the first time you may not understand the fact that these people are human to and have the same human emotions that they have. In such efforts and under such pressure they may just turn out to act like someone they are far from being. It's the normal way of life to undergo such pressure and feel inferior. It's up to that person to be themselves and welcome such challanges though.

[Gene L.D. Ryoko]

i know pleanty of people that have the qualities of a n00B,they don't go to this forum.

[dude]

I don't think i am one. I don't even know how to write in 1337 language.

[Gene L.D. Ryoko]

my machina is telling me it's leer,but my mech dicipher always blows when trying to decipher noobish

[dude]

Hmm... I think it's leet. 1337, LEET. Oh well, i don't know the meaning for this word.

[boomiester]

Leet or 1337 is when you replace letters with numbers or symbols that look similar.

L is 7
I is 1
E is 3
A is @
O is 0

Thats about all I know.