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Post by Rackinac on Apr 26, 2008 7:10:59 GMT -5
Not only is the inside of the toaster hot, the metal plate on top is hot too. Very, very hot. Perhaps hotter than inside. Regarding this, do not stick your hands into a toaster. Sticking a fork in a toaster is bad, but so is sticking your hand in it. Do not do this.
Super glue is indeed super.
Sweet & Low is not sweet. It is low on sweet.
That paper that I put off still hasn't written itself.
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Post by PinkFloydYoshi on Apr 26, 2008 10:38:17 GMT -5
Speed bumps make good bike ramps, until you land in such a way that throws you over the handle bars. Broke my arm and gashed my chin open after that. Didn't learn mind.
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Post by Toshi on Apr 26, 2008 15:07:19 GMT -5
Adding to Lee's post: Don't run in front of buses either, or you'll turn into a pile of pulp. I'm sure he knows what I'm referring to.
Though yes, don't have pillow fights on a brick wall, especially when your brother will whack you hard enough for you to slip, tumble, and smack your head off the concrete pavement.
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Post by Yoshi on Apr 26, 2008 16:17:19 GMT -5
Getting up earlier than usual in the morning for an extra bit of studying before class? No, doesn't work.
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Post by PinkFloydYoshi on Apr 26, 2008 16:35:02 GMT -5
Adding to Lee's post: Don't run in front of buses either, or you'll turn into a pile of pulp. I'm sure he knows what I'm referring to. Though yes, don't have pillow fights on a brick wall, especially when your brother will whack you hard enough for you to slip, tumble, and smack your head off the concrete pavement. Holy crap, that's going back a long long way, ahah. Man, haven't seen that in ages. That's actually the second "Suicide Story" I did too. The first involved me jumping off the top of the stairwell at college. There was no dialog with that one and no editing was done. (Which doesn't mean I actually did it). |
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Post by emvee on Apr 26, 2008 20:05:28 GMT -5
Just because someone says "I love you" doesn't mean they actually do.
Never do something especially for those who value socialization over deep friendship.
There are some things you keep on the Internet, and some things you keep to your local life.
Online RPGs can change people, but it isn't the fault of the game.
Importing games from Hong Kong is an expensive yet worthwhile endeavor.
Never show weakness in public. There's always someone willing to take advantage of it.
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Post by yoshark777 on Apr 27, 2008 7:59:54 GMT -5
Not only is the inside of the toaster hot, the metal plate on top is hot too. Very, very hot. Perhaps hotter than inside. Regarding this, do not stick your hands into a toaster. Sticking a fork in a toaster is bad, but so is sticking your hand in it. Do not do this. No, it's more likely to be worse sticking something metallic in there. Put your hand in, you may be thrown back by electrical energy and burnt, but alive. Stick something metallic and get electrocuted, but your nerves may not let go of the metal and you'll have an convulsive death. I feel sorry for you though if you had experienced that.  Back on topic: Never sit on the edge of a high wall/slide/fence. I once fell off backwards and couldn't bend over for a week. "Ouch!" I tell you. Never, ever, go on a seat at one of the spinning around rides at a theme park when the side of the seat doesn't have cushioning and sticks out like a bar. Oh my, that was sooooo painful when you're stuck there for 5 minutes in what feels like agony. No permanent damage just..... a very big blunt bruise. You're basically pushed firmly against a sharp object for 5 minutes. Goodness, that was awful! And I've always loved that ride! I just happened to have a bad seat. Don't procrastinate too much... sometimes it just may never happen again and you will have missed out. |
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Post by Yoshi on Apr 27, 2008 14:48:48 GMT -5
Communism is truly a terrible ideology.
Sonic fanboys take insults to sonic personally.
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Post by red.yoshi on Apr 28, 2008 18:46:15 GMT -5
You can't trust everyone.
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Post by Moot on Apr 28, 2008 19:40:43 GMT -5
Years ago back when I was a young'n, I learned to always use the provided mat when using those perfectly vertical slides.
I learned this after the loss of most of the skin on my elbows, and an infection for a few weeks.
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Garr
Junior Yoshi
Say love. Say love. Oh love's gonna getchya down!
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Post by Garr on Apr 30, 2008 3:23:03 GMT -5
You are never. Ever ready for the death of a loved one.
Ever.
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Post by Yoshi on May 2, 2008 6:53:35 GMT -5
If you're assigned two long-term 20 page papers, take an effort to get them done as soon as possible.
I must've written over 50 pages worth of essay in three weeks.
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Marik
Junior Yoshi
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Post by Marik on Jun 28, 2008 10:01:05 GMT -5
I have quite a few...  1. Don't touch the top of the stove when its on.Ever. 2.Don't stick your finger in the cigarette lighter inside your car. 3. Don't cuss at teachers, especially the Vice-Principal and teachers who hate your guts. 4. Don't leave money in the open >< Damn Kids! 5.It's pointless to argue with people over the internet. 6.Don't EVER EVER EVER trust Children's Aid. Ever. |
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Post by Daft Yoshi³ on Jun 29, 2008 7:55:13 GMT -5
Always save your game regularly.
And if you think you have enough time left, you don't.
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Post by Moot on Jun 30, 2008 8:01:11 GMT -5
5.It's pointless to argue with people over the internet. Pointless, maybe. When the other person flies off the handle at the slightest thing... then its hilarious and a good way to kill a few hours. |
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Post by Yoshi on Jun 30, 2008 13:46:05 GMT -5
Pointless, maybe. When the other person flies off the handle at the slightest thing... then its hilarious and a good way to kill a few hours. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah! The whole point of it is seeing who'll get genuinely angry first, then you get to sit back and watch 'em rage. |
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bass
New Yoshi
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Post by bass on Jun 30, 2008 14:17:13 GMT -5
5.It's pointless to argue with people over the internet. Pointless, maybe. When the other person flies off the handle at the slightest thing... then its hilarious and a good way to kill a few hours. Good memories of YAF right there... |
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