What would you give to be a yoshi?

[tyler4231]

is that a true story?

[PinkFloydYoshi]

Aug 24, 2008 18:25:04 GMT -5 tyler4231 said:

is that a true story?

Of course! I had an even stranger encounter when I was invited to Aperture Science Laboratories when I was going to meet Strangie. Now THAT was insane.

Seriously, we were thinking with portals the entire time.

[tyler4231]

Im geussing that was a true story too. Do you know where yoshi's island is? can u tell me? is it off the coast of the Phliilphines like every1 says?

[Twi]

I've also been to Yoshi's Island, but I was paid good money by an anonymous client to hunt the local beings back in 2006. After a long trip through the forests I found their main meeting grounds, and visciously slaughtered all I could. After the massacre, the island was officially stricken from the record by the UN so that no-one could visit the island. It's much like area 51 in that sense.

To get there you have to go by submarine through the secret passage under the island that only I, and now you, know about. The Yoshies are a pack hunter species, so take heed, young adventurer.

[tyler4231]

thats not true, who would want to kill yoshis? U sicko

[Twi]

Look it was brutal but I needed the money and I hadn't had a decent job in a while. Yoshies aren't all sunshine and lollipops either. It was a two month expedition and it almost cost me my life. I have a scar on my forehead from where I was attacked by one of the more feral of the pack, and I can assure you this story is very true.

I killed out of necessity.

[tyler4231]

your still a liying sicko, i mean who would buy that story?

[Twi]

Do you seriously think I'm lying about this? The darkest piece of my history, and you call me out because I killed yoshies? I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation I was in, trapped in a cave with little supplies, surrounded by an unknown savage tribe of things, staying sane by partaking in some touching of fuzzy and talking to my foot. I almost went mad and took a machete to my throat.

You tell me I'm lying and, you sir, you are a harsher man that I ever was.

[tyler4231]

Well I want some solid proof, a picture, a scar, heck, why dont ya just show me?

[Twi]

A picture of my forehead scar is coming soon enough, my webcam is encountering issues and whatnot.

[tyler4231]

how will i know u dident get that scar somewhere else?

[Rackinac]

Aug 24, 2008 20:08:28 GMT -5 tyler4231 said:

how will i know u dident get that scar somewhere else?

You gotta trust the man that kills Yoshis for money.

[Shoe]

This is serious business.

[Twi]

Unfortunately my webcam isn't working, which is a shame. The only pictures I have are me now with long hair. I didn't grow my hair as a fashion statement you know, it's to hide it, the constant reminder of the shame. You may think of me as a sicko but I regret the entire thing 2 years on. Sure the money got me out of a difficult time but seeing a once peaceful community into a feral savage race and many of them dead by my hand changes a man forever. If I could turn back I would but it's too late, what's done is done and I can't change that.

Believe me it eats me up on the inside.

[tyler4231]

T.T next time, dont take jobs from ppl u dont know.

[Twi]

I knew full well what I was doing and who the client was. In desperation one does anything they can.

[tyler4231]

I would never let desperation make me do those horrible things

[Twi]

Really? Living out of cardboard boxes, eating out of the scraps you find in public bins, moving from town to town, never stopping to escape the torment of the local drunks. Mind going, all you need is some food and good place to sleep so you can get back on your feet.

This was my situation. With the money I was able to get straightened up, a job and some actual home. May have been the darkest 2 month period, but in the end my life is back on track and I can finally continue as I always wanted.

[PinkFloydYoshi]

I wondered why Dave wasn't replying to my emails. Ahh well, crap happens.

[tyler4231]

Aug 24, 2008 20:28:00 GMT -5 Twi said:

Really? Living out of cardboard boxes, eating out of the scraps you find in public bins, moving from town to town, never stopping to escape the torment of the local drunks. Mind going, all you need is some food and good place to sleep so you can get back on your feet.

This was my situation. With the money I was able to get straightened up, a job and some actual home. May have been the darkest 2 month period, but in the end my life is back on track and I can finally continue as I always wanted.

and you were ok with what you had to do? if it really did happen, then your gonna get some angry e-mails from yoshi fans, im just saying, nothing is worth what u say u did.