PWN|Yoshi
Junior Yoshi
I choose not to make people laugh... :3
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Post by PWN|Yoshi on Jul 17, 2009 14:39:01 GMT -5
Stars are just dying left and right this year!!
Billy Mays is dead too!
He was MURDERED! (psyco music plays)
People say that his wife did in Tampa, Florida.
I think he was 50.
Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust.
If you weren't murdered,
you;d still be with us.
Goodbye, BM.
P.S:
You were an evil OxiCleaning piece of crap...
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Post by Shoe on Jul 17, 2009 23:16:47 GMT -5
You're just now finding out about this? And, where did you hear that he was murdered? I've been told it was likely a heart attack. He was fifty.
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Post by Enrique on Jul 18, 2009 11:05:41 GMT -5
As Shoe said, Billy Mays died a month ago of a heart attack. It is also apparent that you never watched an episode of PitchMen on the Discovery Channel. He was not only at the top of his profession, but loved his family and helped middle class people who spent their entire life savings on their inventions fulfill their dreams.
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Post by Misphinxterator on Jul 18, 2009 11:43:13 GMT -5
I don't know if I can post this without risking my own safety but I'll let you know that Billy Mays was indeed murdered. Only they don't want you to know this.
You see, Billy Mays signed a deal with Taco Bell before he died to do his typical pitching for their commercials. Billy Mays has long been a part of Church & Dwight, a company which also produces Arm & Hammer Baking Soda. If you ever go to Taco Bell, you'll notice that Arm & Hammer products are noticeably absent. Everyone else uses them.
The reason for this is that Church & Dwight also produces Trojan condoms, which contradicts the beliefs of Indra Krishnamurthy Nooyi, chairwoman of Taco Bell's parent company PepsiCo. Her agenda was to stop the spread of the use of condoms through subtle secret ingredients injected into the food. This may explain the high level of teen pregnancy in urban areas where KFC (a partner of Taco Bell) and Taco Bell reign supreme. (See also: African American.)
Consequently, Church & Dwight decided to ban any PepsiCo products from being used within the company. If you ever step inside Church & Dwight headquarters with a Pepsi can in hand, you'll find yourself locked in a dank cell being fed moldy bread. If you wake up, that is.
Now, Billy Mays is known for being a huge partner of Church & Dwight but there were of course disagreements that grew too much throughout his long partnership with the megacorporation. Eventually, this caused him to cease his ties with them silently and move to Taco Bell. You might call this an act of rebellion if you'd like.
Billy Mays's Achilles's heel happens to be hotdogs. His second wife, Deborah Mays was noted for cooking the most excellent hotdogs in town, right off their Orange Cleaned grill.
Now note that Billy Mays was about to work for Taco Bell. He never started filming. That's because Church & Dwight didn't want him to start.
The night of Billy Mays's death, Billy was enjoying his wife's hotdogs, unaware of the poison-secreted in his grill. As a part of Church & Dwight, Billy Mays had an unlimited supply of Orange Clean provided to him personally but as his loyalty began to waver, perhaps they put in a bit of poison in the cleaning product. And perhaps the OxiClean in his shirt had a bit of an oil that burned his skin and raised his blood pressure.
And perhaps Billy Mays, the great man who loved to pitch, was finally pitched a fast one. They wanted him out of the picture so they used his own products against him.
You see, there's a murder after all. The facts are all there. And the irony is that he was buried in his OxiClean shirt, the cruelest irony of them all.
Look for it in the news, kids. Church & Dwight is just another cult. If only this could have been discovered without the sacrifice of a great man.
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PWN|Yoshi
Junior Yoshi
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Post by PWN|Yoshi on Jul 18, 2009 12:41:44 GMT -5
My mom said it was 2 weeks ago... And, Jojora was indeed right. He was murdered. I read closely to the MSN News on MSN.com. It is also apparent that you never watched an episode of PitchMen on the Discovery Channel. Thats because I hate Discovery channel... Barley people watch Discovery Channel... (I'm not making fun of anyone who does though.) |
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Post by Shoe on Jul 21, 2009 7:52:08 GMT -5
Jojora, that looks like a fabricated story from a tabloid.
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Post by Moot on Jul 21, 2009 8:01:09 GMT -5
"Barley People"?
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PWN|Yoshi
Junior Yoshi
I choose not to make people laugh... :3
Posts: 139
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Post by PWN|Yoshi on Jul 21, 2009 14:47:44 GMT -5
Well... I dont know what to tell you, Moot! I dont know how many watch Discovery Channel! OR Pitchmen!
(OFF TOPIC!!!!!)
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