I finished mine. It's higher up, but in case I need to show it in this post...
ONE-WINGED ANGEL
It has been a year that Sephiroth has been sealed in the asylum after he lost to Cloud Strife. He eventually gained a very awkward and paranoid attitude.
Sephiroth:
NumanumaieistupidCloudymanzwingzwingmurderisshweetroflmaoheeeheeheheehheeeee!Cell-Mate Smithy: "Roffulmayo"? Whut-teh-hell is that?
Sephiroth: You annoyings me!
Smithy: Alrighty, you're starting to scare me...
Sephiroth: WUKAANGI!!!
Sephiroth then punced Smithy and ripped his robotic body apart, then went back to hyperventilating as the sparks on his joints were being used up. Then, a guard came and unlocked the cell.
Guard: Well Sephiroth, your time has been used up. You're a free ma--
Silence. Sephiroth calmly walked away, haivng regained all sanity. Nobody bothered to sweep up Smithy's scrap-metal remains or take away the guard's corpse, whose blood evaporated instantly like magic.
Meanwhile on the streets, Sephiroth is now a sociable man, not maiming anyone or talking like a nut.
Sephiroth: I think I'll go to Fatty's. Yay!
When he gets there, however, he hears Mario...talking about how great Cloud is. Sephiroth's fragile mind snapped. He staggered over to Mario.
Sephiroth: Uheheheheh...You meet me in kitchen...
Mario: Okeydokey.
After half an hour, Sephiroth exited the kitchen, superbly calm. As for Mario...well, let's just say that after everyone had lunch, there was a bit of Mario within them.
Sephiroth: Oh god, what happened? Did I...nah, I couldn't have.
Sephiroth seems to not remember what happened when he lost his mind. He decided that a nice video game would relax his mind. Fortunately, Final Fantasy VII was all sold out at EB Games. He however saw Fantasy Guy...who, if you remember, has hair like Cloud's.
Sephiroth:
... ... ... ... ... ;D *drools profusely*
Later, at the junkyard, a red Shy Guy mask with the infinity symbol on it fell into the heaps of trash.
Sephiroth: I hope I didn't blast that guy to oblivion...
So, he goes to see a movie. He goes to see
The Incredibles...oh wait, they forgot to change that out. In fact, they forgot to change all of the little title thingies at the ticket office. Now playing on all 20 screens, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, starring you-know-who.
Sephiroth: *teeth clenched, pupils contract, veins bulge* KYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sephiroth goes into a more-frenzied-than-usual Omnislash, eliminating all the people in the theater and the screen. He ran out and slaughtered all that was in all 20 rooms. They didn't fall on the floor--they disappeared into nothing.
Sephiroth made a mad dash outside and ends up in the middle of the "We Love Cloud" parade, with millions of people having their hair styled like Cloud's. *engage Matrix Reloaded Smith fight music*
Sephiroth: HUIONFLCAFCEAOUFMIAFCOPEHFPOUESA!!!!
He goes about kicking people, making the dead ones vanish like in FF7's battle system. They also happen to be fans of Sephiroth, so they all run to him screaming like stupid fangirls. (No offense to anyone.) Sephiroth gets even more psycho and keeps pulverizing people who look like Cloud, sounding all raspy and deep-pitched in his throat.
Sephiroth: OMNISLASHTGEAOIFNESDOPA!!!
He starts slashing repeatedly again, making lots of fan-people vanish. Fortunately, nobody from the YC was there. Bad news was...
[glow=red,9,999]THERE WERE NO LAWYERS TO ELIMINATE.[/glow]But anyways, Sephiroth is still attacking, still killing. Then, thousands of fangirls pile onto Sephiroth, and I mean THOUSANDS of fangirls.
Faerie Fangirl: I love you, Sephy!!
Unicorn Fangirl: You're my only one!!
Warrior Fangirl: I want your skin!!
Sephiroth: *even more deranged* KILL!!!
He breaks free of all the fangirls and makes then disappear into nothingness. Eventually, they are all gone and he goes up and destroys every single float. Then he is calm again.
Sephiroth:
What happened here? Oh well. I'll just go into the cybercafé.
As he went in the building, the janitor outside noticed that the sign fell off and put it back up. It read: Cloud Omni Store. Sephiroth busted out after destroying everyone in there and took out the janitor.
Sephiroth: Wuioefaidhoi--oh wait, what happened NOW?
So Sephiroth walks along and he eventually meets up with...
Cloud Strife: Hi there buddy!
Sephiroth:
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
On a full zoom-out of the Planet, there's a massive explosion that can be seen for a centillion miles away. (BTW, a centillion is 601 digits starting with 1 and followed by 600 zeroes)
Sephiroth finally felt like he could live sane again and walked through the empty streets. He went to his old apartment, looked into the mirror...and due to the current events...he thought his reflection showed...
Sephiroth: CLOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!!!!!!
He then kills the man reflected in the mirror...which is himself. Oh well. He lived a miserable life by worrrying about Cloud and now he exists within an eternal slumber--a slumber so peaceful, he never awakens again...
Ansem: Scary story there, Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: I know. It never happened, but it's so morbid! Let's look at the clouds. *happily looks at clouds, sees one shaped like...guess who* WOGHOARRDFNAKKARIOERFHSICSBEADOOMGA!!!
Ansem: Uh-oh, I'm outta--*gets slashed and disappears*
[glow=black,9,999]THE END[/glow]