Famous/funny #YC IRC Quotes...

[plebanshiren]

<mootkip> sup
<Gar> Prices in China.
<Gar> lolololz
<plebanshiren> ...lol
<JayTanoshi> ... ... ...lol.
<plebanshiren> trying to out hestitat me are yee?
<plebanshiren> ... ... ... ... ...lol
<Gar> .. ... ... ... ..... ... ... ... ..... ... ... ... ..... ... ... ... ..... ... ... ... ..... ... ... ... ..... ... ... ... ..... ... ... ... ..... ... ... ... ..... ... ... ... ..... ... ... ... ...
<Gar> ...lol
<JayTanoshi> ...
<Gar> </pwned>
*** Gar has been kicked by mootkip (BUST)
*** Gar has joined #yc
<JayTanoshi> S**t.
*** Terra sets mode +v on Gar
<Gar> D=
<Gar> *HI*
<plebanshiren> yes pwned most deffinetly

..................................quoted.......

[Not-Garr]

[14:04] * Gar hands moot a stick.
[14:04] <Gar> Now you have wood.
[14:04] <mootkip> OH I MADE A FUNNY
[14:04] <Gar> lololololz
[14:04] <plebanshiren> you just being here is funny
[14:04] <mootkip> so gar just gave me wood

[Twi]

<Lance> MADNESS!
<Twi> HERECY!
<Lance> BLASPHEMY
<Twi> COMMUNISM!
<Lance> ...I can't beat that.
<Twi> I win
<moot> ZOMMUNISM
<Twi> GOD DAMN YOU MOOT!

[Moot]

* moot is now playing: ŠJ”­ŽºPixel - ƒoƒ‹ƒƒO‚̃e[ƒ} (“´ŒA•¨ŒêƒTƒEƒ“ƒhƒgƒ‰ƒbƒN)
* Pawy is now playing: Unknown Album (6 - Track 10
<Twi> Nice song moot and pawy
<Pawy> Totally.

[teh yoshi]

* Graedius rises from the dead.
<tehyoshi> I didn't do it!
<Graedius> Well, there're bodies everywhere and you're the only person around.
<tehyoshi> ...Because I'm the only survivor.
<Graedius> But! That also makes you a suspect in their relentless slaughter.
<tehyoshi> Or a victim?
<Graedius> But just what is it that made you slightly more exceptional than the rest that you were able to survive? Curious thought indeed./
<tehyoshi> The fact that... I survived.
<Graedius> That was the end, but that was not the means -- a means the others obviously did not have -- so you had an edge above them all in some way -- seems more likely that you caused it, doesn't it!
<tehyoshi> Well, I guess other than the fact that the bodies are kind of... well, plastic.
<tehyoshi> Fine, fine! I admit that I had too much fun at the clothing department. Jeeeez.
<Graedius> All they wanted to do was model on expensive clothing in peace, standing idly in the windows -- but you couldn't grant them that one single joy!
<tehyoshi> They just kept taunting me, saying willy nilly things like, "My boobs are plastic, they're so fantastic!"
<Graedius> You could've touched their hair, touched them anywhere... but you just had to go -there-.
* MaxAndershi ([e-mail]) has joined #yc
* bahamut gives voice to MaxAndershi
<GD> Hey there. :3
<tehyoshi> I DID NOT HAVE ANY SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THOSE PLASTIC BODIES!
<tehyoshi> Hey Jordan.
<MaxAndershi> Hi there =3
<MaxAndershi> Hoyo
<Graedius> I suppose you'd like me to beleive they had sexual relations with you, instead.
<Ruru> o.o
<tehyoshi> Well, yeah, I would very much like you to believe that, you know, if you don't mind and all...
<tehyoshi> Sure, I say go for it, by all means.
<Graedius> Kay. Double-scoop ice cream
<tehyoshi> Cool.

Hoo boy...

[Twi]

<Lance> Okay, so, I heard they tested Chuck Norris to see if he took steroids. And, it came up positive. And then, he said...
<Gem> Twi=Win TRIPLE BONUS MULTIPLIER ! !
<Twi> Yes he did

[Toshi]

<Lance> Where's Gem?
<Gem> ZOMG! You-were-all-like-gone-and-I-was-all-Oh Noes-and-you-came-back!
<Toshi> ... She's right there

Funny? I thought so.

[Lich Yoshi von Kippo]

* moot is now playing: Motörhead - Love Me Like a Reptile (Ace of Spades [Deluxe Edition] Disc 1)
<moot> just fyi that is not an invite

[Twi]

<Toshi> i have a friend who's initials are JT... is that good enough?
<moot> lolz why is joey still in my man list
<moot> er
<moot> msn
<Twi> Moot, I didn't know you were into that
<Twi> What does the mootette think about that?
<Toshi> lolz man list
<moot> thx coolguys
<Twi> QUOTE TIME

[teh yoshi]

<tehyoshi> So people with Wii, you may now proceed to go screw yourselves.
<Lazo> ...A little harsh?
<moot> the wiimote isn't intended for that purpose

Moot loves to xingjiao.

[Twi]

<Twi> There, I think I sorted out my connection woes
* Disconnected (Connection reset by peer).
PinkFloydYoshi> lol, famous last words.

[Toshi]

<Hero> Gay as in homosexual or gay as in a slanderous, negative adjective? T.T
<Toshi> ... ok why did that highlight for me?
<tehyoshi> Tut-tut-tut.
<Gar> ....XD
<Hero> XD
<Toshi> ... shut up D=

It knows me so well...

* Now talking on #yc
* Topic for #yc is: WELCOME TO MOOTXICO - timyoshi.proboards107.com | Pink is doing CSS styles for YCii's dA subscribers ... for frii. (If you ask nicelii) | YOU MUST EAT FOOD TO SURVIVE. CLIMB BUILDINGS AND PUNCH OPEN WINDOWS TO FIND FOOD.
* Topic for #yc set by moot at Wed Nov 22 01:45:09 2006
* bahamut gives voice to Toshi
<JayTanoshi> Hey Toshi.
<Toshi> greetings citizens
<PinkFloydYoshi> cmd
<Toshi> cmd to you too
<PinkFloydYoshi> ipconfig /renew /all
<Toshi> is that code for hello Toshi? LEVEL UP ! !
<PinkFloydYoshi> Arg. Getting confused between machines. Keep thinking I'm typing on the other box and not this one when I switch over to the other box.
<Toshi> rofl, you just earned your right to the funny quotes topic

Aww, and i thought it was a very thoughtful greeting as well.

[PinkFloydYoshi]

<Toshi> and is your connection sorted now paul? o..O
<PinkFloydYoshi> You've jinxed it now. :S
<Twi> D=
<Toshi> it isn't jinxed until it happens
<moot> he's probably busy pinging out
<Lazo> As we write.
<Toshi> we'll see~
<PinkFloydYoshi> He's gone quiet.
<Toshi> ... i've jinxed it haven't i?
<Lazo> Way to go.
* lizard-guy hands Toshi a tin of beans
<Toshi> o..O
* Twi has quit (Ping timeout)
<PinkFloydYoshi> Bahahaha.
<Lazo> So you did.
<Toshi> ... i'll be in my room, hating myself
<lizard-guy> D=
* Twi ([e-mail]) has joined #yc
<Twi> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
<moot> WIRES WIRES WIRES WIRES WIRES WIRES WIRES WIRES WIRES
* Lazo gives voice to Twi
* Toshi fled the scene
<PinkFloydYoshi> It was Toshi. *points*
<Twi> DAMN YOU OLLIE
<Twi> *shakes fist*
<Toshi> don't hurt me *goes puppy eyed*
<Twi> *Beats Toshi down*
<Toshi> D8

FUNAY.

[Twi]

* Goldshi ([e-mail]) has joined #yc
* teh|yoshi gives voice to Goldshi
<teh|yoshi> Hoy.
<Goldshi> WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA
* You are now known as tehyoshi
* services.anbraxas.net sets mode +r tehyoshi
<Goldshi> I am the craziest person on TYFN, identify your boxxorz.
<tehyoshi> Holy crap.
<Goldshi> WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA
<TwilightYoshi> Erm, ok
* TwilightYoshi is now known as Twi
<Goldshi> xD
<tehyoshi> Oh no, lowercase x. That's not a good sign.
<Goldshi> .......
<Goldshi> DOT DOT DOT
<tehyoshi> Ellipses, sir.
<Twi> No thanks, I've just eaten
<Goldshi> NEBURRRR
<tehyoshi> Paul, what do I do with it?
<Twi> Keep it in the ban cage?
<Goldshi> Meep.
<tehyoshi> ...But it hasn't done anything yet.
<Goldshi> I'll be a good...it...
<tehyoshi> It's just loose and creepig me out.
<Twi> It kinda has
<PinkFloydYoshi> Oh my god.
<Goldshi> Oh my *bleedp*
<Goldshi> *bleep
<Goldshi> Can it be...Pink?
<PinkFloydYoshi> Bleedp, darn, thats bad.
<Twi> John! Quick! Get in the car adn flee
<Goldshi> xD
<Goldshi> WTF
* tehyoshi hops in!
<Goldshi> AAAH
<tehyoshi> Dammit, Paul! This car is not the same as the one we have in America!
<Goldshi> HOPPING DUDE
* tehyoshi runs around and gets in the other side.
<Twi> DRIVE ON THE LEFT FOR GOD'S SAKE!
<tehyoshi> YOU DRIVE! It's your idea!!
<Goldshi> what the hell.....
<Goldshi> this is weird...
<Twi> I can't, I'm 16
<Goldshi> ...
<Twi> Just push it down a gentle slope and jump in
<tehyoshi> That's old enough to drive with a permit!
<tehyoshi> Wait... That's in America.
<Goldshi> *sings the emo song*
<Twi> It's 17 over here
<tehyoshi> Damn you, Paul! Fine, I'll take the wheel.
<Twi> I'll push
<Goldshi> Uhm...
* tehyoshi rushes out and goes on the other side... yet again.
<tehyoshi> God, let's just get the bejesus out of here already!!
<Goldshi> WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS HAPPENING???
* Thornberry ([e-mail]) has joined #yc
* bahamut gives voice to Thornberry
<Twi> This is the battle of INSANITY!
<tehyoshi> OH MY GOD!!!
<Thornberry> my turn
<Twi> IT JUST GETS WORSE!
<Goldshi> *pulls out n00b staff*
<tehyoshi> They're calling in enforcements!!
* Twi pushes the car as fast as he can
<tehyoshi> Quick, hop in!!
<Thornberry> im the queen
<tehyoshi> HOLY CRAP!! GET OUT!!
<Twi> JUST LEG IT!
* tehyoshi floors it!
<Thornberry> CAPS
<Goldshi> STFU, THORN *fires n00b staff, making thorn my squicshy*
<tehyoshi> RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
* Twi has quit (Quit: INTO THE BUSHES!)
<Goldshi> *squishy
<Thornberry> HI GOLDSHI!
<Thornberry> whoever you are

And that ends the insanity, thanks to Teh for sending me the log thing

<Goldshi> omfg
<Goldshi> liek, how do i do teh cool thangs
<Goldshi> you no, liek the neme khange
<Twi> You type /quit <namechange>
* Goldshi has quit (Quit: <a***lord>)
* Goldshi ([e-mail]) has joined #yc
<plebanshiren> welcome back
<Goldshi> You little...
<Goldshi> IT DIDN'T WORK
<Twi> That was intentional, right?
<tehyoshi> What is?
<Goldshi> brb
<tehyoshi> Forever?

Funny stuff, people!

[Moot]

<LichYoshi> gragh
<LichYoshi> I don't know what my router's problem is
<Lazo> Clearly you did not bless its machine spirit.
<LichYoshi> If anything, I'd rather rip its machine spirit guts out and eat it for breakfast
<LichYoshi> speaking of breakfast...
* LichYoshi brbs
<moot> sacrifice a toaster to your machine deity
<LichYoshi> but I rather like my toaster
<MaxAndershi> Who said he sacrificed your toaster?
<MaxAndershi> Wait
<MaxAndershi> Bah
<MaxAndershi> I read it right the first time and then forgot
<LichYoshi> It's silver and got magic buttons and can do crumpets and can toast frozen bread and has an LED screen and beeps when it pops
<moot> !!!!
<moot> well maybe theres an old calculator you don't like
<LichYoshi> yeah, I have just the one in mind
<Lazo> Smash 'em to bits!
<-- LichYoshi has quit (Ping timeout)
<moot> missed
<Lazo> Routers don't look like toasters do they?
<moot> mine could be mistaken for a futuristic one-slice wifi enabled toaster
<MaxAndershi> Mmm, Wi-Fi toast
--> LichYoshi ([e-mail]) has joined #yc
--- bahamut gives voice to LichYoshi
<LichYoshi> Okay, I think I know what half the problem is
<Lazo> Not enough Wi-Fi toast.

[Yoshiko]

<Ruru> D=
<Ruru> Welcome back.
<Lance> so thats the second time my computer decided to crap out on me today
<Lance> wtf
<Ruru> Is your ISP being crappy too?
<Lance> I have no clue. It's not my internet; my whole computer reboots.
<Lance> XD
<Ruru> Um...
<Ruru> Sounds like a worm virus thing. XD
<Lance> Nah, it does that sometimes.
<Gar> Sounds like sasser.
<Lance> Might be me kicking out the power cord.
<Lazo> ...Yes, computers do tend to shut off without power.
<Ruru> XD
<Lance> You know, that's one of the most fascinating things ever.
<Ruru> Isn't it?
<Lance> I just don't understand it!
<Ruru> Technology can be pretty complicated.
<Lance> Fascinating.
<Ruru> I know.
<Strangie> WHOAHEYHEY
<Strangie> I'm back and stuff.
<Lance> OMG NO WAI
<Lazo> Hooray.
<Strangie> Quite.
<Lance> We just discovered the fascinations of technology, and that computers shut off without power.
<Strangie> Simply amazing.

[Not-Garr]

[22:27] <Lazo> I'm a virgin. D:

[Rackinac]

This was insanly fun aand funny. TRIPLE BONUS MULTIPLIER ! ! I suggest you all to read.

<Twi> Now walk the proverbial plank!
<Twi> I can't afford a real one
* Gar beats Twi with a proverbial mace.
* Twi proverbially doesn't get hurt
<Gem> *places several cardboard sharks at the bottom* He can't afford real sharks neither. :<
<Bloodyoshi> You guys need to proverbially chill out.
<Twi> Yarr, I can afford nothing with mere potatoes
<tehyoshi> Hey, don't stand too far on the plank. You know, it doesn't support weight all too well.
<Twi> It supports about 30lbs before breaking
* Gem plays the Jaws theme on a cheapo radio.
<Gem> Bah... Dum
<Gem> Bah... Dum
<Twi> Cut that out!
<Twi> I can't afford that!
<Gem> Bah Dum... Bah Dum....
<tehyoshi> The batteries might die! We can't buy new ones.
<Gem> *radio messes up* Bah Dum... Dum Bah isfjierjfirngirfnmg *explodes*
<Twi> Save it fer an...too late
<Twi> Yer payin' fer that outta yer potato wages!
<Gem> Nooooooo! D:
<Gem> Wait... you don't pay me...
<Gem> ...
<Twi> Well no, not after you broke the radio!
<tehyoshi> The only way to save this play is to use our remaining cash and buy some scratch tickets from gas stations.
<tehyoshi> We might win stuff, like... more tickets.
<Gem> ... Well then yeah, nooooooooooooo! D:
<Twi> Set course fer the gas station!
<tehyoshi> We might win stuff, like... more tickets.
<Gem> ... Well then yeah, nooooooooooooo! D:
<Twi> Set course fer the gas station!
<Gem> Or like buy 50 and win a whole shiney nickel! :D
<tehyoshi> Gas stashun ahead, sir.
<tehyoshi> And stop rowing. The paper oars are scratching against the sidewalk./
<Twi> You will be the new first-mate, John!
<Gem> And me...? D:
<Twi> Think of a more piratey name and report back
<Gar> ...I should drop a match on your boat. =D
<tehyoshi> Hm...
<tehyoshi> How about, "teh pirate?"
<Twi> Yarr, good work, first-mate
*** tehyoshi is now known as tehpiratestfuthx
<tehpiratestfuthx> lol i cher warez wid ever1
*** Twi is now known as TwilightBeard
<TwilightBeard> Yarr!
*** tehpiratestfuthx is now known as tehpirate
<tehpirate> Wrong pirate, sorry.
* Gar focuses a magnifying glass on one of the oars..
*** Gem is now known as Gemmatey
<Gemmatey> :D
<TwilightBeard> Arr!
<Garuru> Ninja Ninja Ninja!
<Gemmatey> No! I mean Arr! *blows fire* D:
<TwilightBeard> Gemmatey! Get the 'ammer and hit Gar!
<tehpirate> Fire the cannon!
* tehpirate chews massive spitwad
<Gemmatey> Yes! *throws a marbel at Gar*
<Gemmatey> :O
* Gar ducks, and snorts a little fire on the boat, before running off cackling, "LONG LIVE NINJAS!!!"
<Gemmatey> *proceeds to throw more marbels*
<TwilightBeard> Arr! We are closing in on the gas station! SAILS UP AND FULL SPEED AHEAD!
<Garuru> =D!
<Gemmatey> Capin'! I've lost the rest of my marbels! D:
<TwilightBeard> The ninjas! Them tretorous landlubbers!
<tehpirate> All right, gang! Time to plunder the place for scratch tickets!
<TwilightBeard> Attack! First mate!
<Gemmatey> *brings down bed sheet sails*
* tehpirate hurls massive spitwad
<Gemmatey> *that are filled with holes*
<Gar> Chinese pirates are cooler~
<TwilightBeard> They do not exist!
<Gemmatey> Like square crackers! D:
<tehpirate> Not yet, that is.
<Gemmatey> *throws goldfish at Gar*
<tehpirate> Hey!! That was my pet!
* Gar throws saltine shurikens, and cackles, hiding.
* tehpirate gobbles in midair.
<Gar> ...Yeah, this is getting silly.
<tehpirate> ...Dude, those are stale!
<Gar> MUAHAHAHHAHAHA
<tehpirate> Noooooooo!
<Garuru> Can I just use some explosive tags? D:
<Gar> Please do.
<TwilightBeard> HOW IS THE TICKET GETTING GOING, TEHPIRATE?!
<Garuru> :D
<tehpirate> I ONLY ONE $2.
<tehpirate> I mean won.
<tehpirate> Shut up, I'm a pirate.
<Gemmatey> :O
<TwilightBeard> Buy more tickets!
<tehpirate> Yes, sir!
<Gemmatey> *joins tehpirate and buys one*
<TwilightBeard> The winds be favouring us
<Gemmatey> I won... a nickel! YUS!
* Garuru sticks an explosive tag on the side of the ship O:
<tehpirate> That nickel can help us scratch tickets faster
<tehpirate> Ho snap! I won another free ticket!
<tehpirate> I mean.... aaaaargh?
<TwilightBeard> AAR!
<Gemmatey> Ay... *buys another ticket*
<TwilightBeard> Keep going!
<Gemmatey> Nuthin'... arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg...
<tehpirate> Come on new batteries!!
* tehpirate scratches with the lucky nickle.
<Gemmatey> *steals a few* >>
<tehpirate> BYAHHH!! I won $6! Now we set sail for the 99 cent store.
<tehpirate> So we can buy 6 batteries for our radio.
<Gemmatey> That exploded!
<tehpirate> Oh.
<tehpirate> Um...
<tehpirate> I guess we can get some tacos or something.
<TwilightBeard> Need more money!
<TwilightBeard> And then tacos!
<tehpirate> ...Hmpht.
<tehpirate> FAYNE!
<tehpirate> You know what? I don't want to gamble away the $6. Let's just do the usual.
<Gemmatey> Arrrrg! I want a pay raise though...
<tehpirate> Search for treasure.
<Gemmatey> Yus, with this map
<TwilightBeard> After that, we fight back against the ninja's with new found moneys
<TwilightBeard> The map!
<Gemmatey> I bought... magically.
<TwilightBeard> Set sail fer the treasure
<tehpirate> The map you got in the back of a kid's menu?
<TwilightBeard> I couldn;t afford an X though
<Gemmatey> So we got a Q instead.
<Gemmatey> :D
<tehpirate> Yeah, on the back of this map, it has a kid's menu on it...
<TwilightBeard> Where does it lead?!
<tehpirate> I hope it's not bootleg treasure.
<tehpirate> Like... gold, but not.
<Gemmatey> Well, lesh go!
<TwilightBeard> Set sail fer the Q!
<tehpirate> G-hetto!
<Gemmatey> Ayay! *gets to the wheel of the boat that's a garbage can lid*
<TwilightBeard> I'll be in the cap'n's mess
* Gar tosses a firecracker into the boat.
<Gar> NINJAS FOREVER >=O
<Garuru> TRIPLE BONUS MULTIPLIER ! !
<Gemmatey> Cracker! *eats eet*
<TwilightBeard> Arr, good work
<Gemmatey> Mmmm... cheesy...
<Garuru> o.o
<Gar> *boom*
<tehpirate> Ninjas are on a budget, too.
<Gemmatey> *hiccups smoke*
<tehpirate> So it seems.
<TwilightBeard> We can use our cardboard swords to fight back
<tehpirate> Must be picante flavor, no?
<Gar> Ruru, we have to use the ultimate secret technique!
<TwilightBeard> Or unleash our secret weapin
<Gar> >=O
<TwilightBeard> weapon*
<tehpirate> I've ran out of spitwads, sir.
<Garuru> O:
<Gemmatey> I got coffee!
<tehpirate> Wait, with this $6, I can buy the ultimate ammunition.
<TwilightBeard> Arr, that is a pickle, first-mate
<Garuru> The forbidden jutsu?! :O!!!!
<tehpirate> ...On second thought, I am tempted to buy tacos with it.
<tehpirate> No..... toilet paper.
<TwilightBeard> Quick! Unleash the Strangie on the ninjas!
<tehpirate> Or that.
<Strangie> Eh?
<TwilightBeard> Excellent idea, firstmate
<TwilightBeard> Just, go attack the ninjas, Strangie
<tehpirate> To the convenient mart!
<TwilightBeard> They insulted your height
<tehpirate> Must buy toilet paper.
<Strangie> What D:
<TwilightBeard> Make it that quilted stuff!
<tehpirate> Our beast appears to be at a loss, here.
<Gar> Yes!
<tehpirate> Charmin Ultra it is.
<Gar> ...The forbidden jutsu. We have to use it.
<TwilightBeard> Arrr
<Garuru> But...
<Garuru> Its...forbidden! :O
<TwilightBeard> Arr, just use it!
<Gar> ...So?
<tehpirate> We are at an advantage! Quick, while their defense is down! Attack!
<TwilightBeard> YARRRRRRRR!
* Gemmatey drink coffee
<Gemmatey> *drinks
* Gar pulls out a bucket of gasoline.
<Gar> Light it on fire, Ruru! D=
* tehpirate accidently swinging it too far and hits Gemmatey.
<TwilightBeard> Arr, it would seem that the wolf has soiled himself
* Gemmatey spazzes out and bites Ruru's tail
<Gemmatey> *unconscience*
<Gemmatey> X-x
<tehpirate> Whoops.
* Garuru makes paw signs, "KATON!" and breaths fire O:
<Gemmatey> *is on fire*
<tehpirate> Get back up! We're so broke, we can't even afford mistakes!
<Gemmatey> X-x
<TwilightBeard> Let's flee fer now
<TwilightBeard> Come, flaming Gemmatey!
<tehpirate> Some pirate cap'n you are.
<TwilightBeard> Don't worry, first mate
<tehpirate> Flee like scallywags? Come on, don't run away with a tail inbetween yer legs.
<TwilightBeard> We shall fight back after we find treasure
<TwilightBeard> Also new spitwads
<Gemmatey> *still on fire* Coming! :D
<tehpirate> All right, let's get tacos!
<Gemmatey> ... Something smells like it's burnt...
<TwilightBeard> ARR!
<TwilightBeard> I think that be you, Gemmatey
<Gemmatey> ... oh...
<Gemmatey> *pours coffee on my head* Ow! I mean... neat! :D
<Gemmatey> To the Taco Shop!
<TwilightBeard> Go!
* Gar splashes the flaming gasoline on the boat.
<Gemmatey> *pushes boat away to the Taco Shop*
<TwilightBeard> That would never happen, you have caused a paradox, Ninja!
<Gemmatey> Capin'! The boat is getting soggy!
<TwilightBeard> Get the 'air dryer!
<tehpirate> The what? Sir, we only have fans folded from printer paper.
<TwilightBeard> Same thing!
<Gemmatey> *fans boat*
<tehpirate> I see...
<Gemmatey> Capin'! Tis not workin'!
* Gar laughs.
<Gemmatey> *fans faster*
<Gar> Ha ha! Hahaha! Ha! Haha! Ha ha ha!
<Gar> Ha! Ha!
* Gar poofs.
<TwilightBeard> He is laughing like a ninja! He shall pay
<Gemmatey> Stop eet! D:
* tehpirate takes the fan and beats it over Gar's head.
* Gar has poofed.
* TwilightBeard pirategodmodes!
<tehpirate> Um... You're still standing there, you know.
* Garuru disappears in a whirlwind of leaves
<Gemmatey> Flee like a sissy girl!
<Gemmatey> Wait.. Imma girl... that can't be right...
<TwilightBeard> Arr, but ye are a pirate girl
<Gemmatey> ... Ay, that be true. :D
<Gemmatey> First... tacos then beat the ninja dudes!
<tehpirate> At least it's not wench status.
<tehpirate> Tacos it is, sir!
<TwilightBeard> To the tacoshop!
*** Enrique is now known as TacoShopClerk
<tehpirate> (Sweet XD)
<TwilightBeard> Thar he is! (Good stuff XD)
<Gemmatey> 'ello TacoShopClerk named Enrique!
<TacoShopClerk> Hi. Welcome to the Taco Shop. How may I take your order?
<Gemmatey> How much be the tacos at this establishment?
<TacoShopClerk> $2 a piece.
<TwilightBeard> $6 worth of tacos! QUICKLY, LANDLUBBER!
<TacoShopClerk> Except for the burritos.
<TacoShopClerk> They're $3.50.
<Gemmatey> Taco!
<TwilightBeard> Ignore that, 3 TACOS!
<TacoShopClerk> Okay then.
<tehpirate> Well, burritos are out of the question, then.
<TwilightBeard> 2 for me and one for me first mate
* TacoShopClerk gets three tacos.
<tehpirate> Hey TwiBeard, make mine chicken!
<Gemmatey> What!?
<Gemmatey> D:
<TwilightBeard> You heard him, Tacoman! One chicken one!
<tehpirate> Wicked.
<TacoShopClerk> ...Alright.
<TwilightBeard> And get some grease for Gemmatey
<tehpirate> I mean... Aaaaaarrrrlright!
* TacoShopClerk gets a chicken taco.
<Gemmatey> :<
<TwilightBeard> It's taco grease, it's good stuff
* tehpirate obtains chicken taco
* TacoShopClerk hands over two beef tacos and one chicken taco.
* Gar zooms by, attacking the boat with a pair of scissors.
<TacoShopClerk> That'll be six dollars please.
* Gemmatey eats her grease. :<
* TwilightBeard stabs the tacoshopclerk and flees with the tacos!
* TacoShopClerk is dead.
<TwilightBeard> Run!
<Gemmatey> No! Our boat! D:
<tehpirate> Oh my God!! Twi, we're only kids with blankets for costumes! You can't do this!
*** TacoShopClerk is now known as Enrique
<TwilightBeard> Quiet, first-mate!
<TwilightBeard> Get the ninja!
<tehpirate> Holy crap, our paper boat is ruined, and you murdered a man!
* Gar poofles.
<TwilightBeard> We're so screwed!
<tehpirate> TWI!! WE ARE GOING TO GET ARRESTED!!!
<TwilightBeard> Quick! Put on your mustaches!
* TwilightBeard puts on a mustache
*** Enrique is now known as Cop
<Gemmatey> We can't afford realistic ones!
*** TwilightBeard is now known as InconspicuousBystander
<tehpirate> .........PADDLE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!
* tehpirate spazzes out.
<Cop> Alright. Who killed the Taco Shop Clerk?!
<InconspicuousBystander> I say what is all this nincompoopery!
<tehpirate> Gem, paddle faster! I don't want to go to joovee.
*** Gemmatey is now known as ThatOnePerson
<tehpirate> Oh my God, where did all my friends go!?
<Cop> You, with the moustache.
<Cop> mustache*
<ThatOnePerson> I don't know what you're talkin' about...
<tehpirate> Aaaaaaaaaaagh!!
<tehpirate> Cop, you're the only one with a moustache here.
* Gar zooms by, stabbing a kunai in the Cop's neck.
<Garuru> How loyal.
<InconspicuousBystander> He did it, police person! Arrest the scoundrel!
<Gar> =D;; ASSASSINATED
<Gar> *poof*
<InconspicuousBystander> I SAY!
* ThatOnePerson wears a giant sombreo(sp?)
<Garuru> Wheee! =D
* Cop dies.
<InconspicuousBystander> QUICK! WHILST WE HAVE TIME! INTO THE BOAT!
*** Cop is now known as Enrique
*** InconspicuousBystander is now known as Twibeard
*** ThatOnePerson is now known as Gemmatey
<tehpirate> Where did you guys go!?
* Gar zooms by again, hiding the Cop's body like a good assassin,
* Twibeard sets sail
<tehpirate> Don't leave me alone like thaaaat!
<Gemmatey> *pushes the boat*
<Twibeard> You need a disguise, first-mate
<tehpirate> Hm...
<Twibeard> Quickly! Think whilst we move and eat tacos
<Twibeard> To treasure!
<tehpirate> Well, I guess if I do turn this striped shirt inside-out, I'll probably end up looking like...
* tehpirate flips shirt inside-out.
<Gemmatey> *gasp* Who are you! D:
*** tehpirate is now known as OrlandoBloom
<OrlandoBloom> How do I look? :D
<Twibeard> Like Orlando himself
<Twibeard> He was a shite pirate
<OrlandoBloom> Like... what?
* OrlandoBloom runs into Taco Shop bathroom and peers into mirror.
<OrlandoBloom> Bloody hell, I look like that guy from Love and Other Disasters!
<Twibeard> You must find a better one
<Twibeard> The boat is leaving now! Onto the ship!
*** OrlandoBloom is now known as tehpirate
<tehpirate> Right-o.
<tehpirate> I mean... Aaaargh.
<Twibeard> *The ship moves at a fast pace*
* Gemmatey changes from green to... invisible
<Gemmatey> :D
<Gemmatey> *pushes boat faster*
<tehpirate> Hey, stop! Wait for the crosswalk sign.
<Twibeard> NO TIME!
<Twibeard> LEAP!
*** JayTanoshi has joined #yc
*** bahamut sets mode +v on JayTanoshi
<Gemmatey> HOW!?
<tehpirate> ...Our boat can't do that, sir.
<Enrique> Hey there, Jay.
<Garuru> Yay! Another Ninja!
<JayTanoshi> Hey there.
<Garuru> Hey Jay.
<Gemmatey> *runs Jay over with the boat*
<Gemmatey> D:
<Twibeard> Good work Gemmatey!
<JayTanoshi> Hey...
<tehpirate> Oh my God! How many must die by our cardboard?
<JayTanoshi> Umm...you missed, I'm right here...
<tehpirate> ...That's it, kidnap him!
<Twibeard> Many, first mate, but it be fer the best
<Garuru> I thought we burned that boat. D:
<Gemmatey> *trips over a bug* Oof!
* tehpirate inserts [plothole] here.
<Garuru> O:
<tehpirate> Boat get.
<Twibeard> Yarr
<tehpirate> Hey, we ran away with murder at a local taco shop. I'm sure we can make another boat.
<Twibeard> We are at the Q!
<Gemmatey> Lets dig!
<JayTanoshi> Listen, I'm going to be working on a few things, so I might not say much here, however, I'll try to stay active as much as possible, just to let you know...
<Twibeard> Go, Gemmatey!
<Garuru> Alright Jay.
<tehpirate> Dig? Sir, these are tiles.
<Gemmatey> *gets a snad shovel for the beach*
<tehpirate> We are at a Dairy Queen.
<Gemmatey> Tis all we can afford...
<Gemmatey> Well, we must dig!
<Gemmatey> *begins to attempt to dig while people look oddly at us*
<Twibeard> Dig fasta!
<Gemmatey> Tryn' Capin' Twi!
<tehpirate> Gem...
<tehpirate> Um, Gem...
<Gemmatey> *digging*
*** Enrique is now known as DairyQueenManager
<tehpirate> Gem, behind you.
<Gemmatey> Not now!
<tehpirate> Um...
<Gemmatey> *digging*
<DairyQueenManager> Hey! Why are you digging in my floor?!
* Twibeard kills DairyQueenManager
<Gemmatey> Shutup tehpirate!
<DairyQueenManager> ...
* DairyQueenManager dies.
<Twibeard> Yarr
<tehpirate> ...Dear God!!! WHY!?!!?
<Gemmatey> *corpse lands on me*
<Gemmatey> D:
<Gemmatey> X-x
<tehpirate> *People at the Dairy Queen panics*
<Gemmatey> Help! I got a dead body on meh!
<tehpirate> God, let's get out of here! There's ice cream flying everywhere.
* Twibeard kills them all
* DairyQueenManager Enrique
*** DairyQueenManager is now known as Enrique
<tehpirate> (Hahahaha)
<Enrique> (Oops...)
<Twibeard> Run! NO MORE TIME FOR Q!
* Twibeard hops back onto the ship
<Gemmatey> Help... dead guy...
<tehpirate> Where's our next destination, cap'n?
*** Strangie has quit (Quit: Go away.)
<tehpirate> Gem, now's not the time!
<tehpirate> Get back on board! Bring whatever treasure you got with you!
<Gemmatey> Seriously, guys! D:
* Twibeard kicks the dead body off
<Gemmatey> Yay!
<Gemmatey> *pushes the boat*
<tehpirate> ... Wait, let's see if this body has treasure.
*** Bloodyoshi is now known as Chato
<Gemmatey> *pickpockets the manager*
<Gemmatey> I FOUND A DOLLAR!
<tehpirate> Well, these keys to the restrooms are kind of shiny...
<Twibeard> YARR!
* tehpirate obtains Restroom Keys
<Gemmatey> Now let us go!
<tehpirate> Um... Since we're kind of here alone in a Dairy Queen and all...
* Twibeard obtains bed, for he must sleep
* Twibeard is away: I'll be in the captains mess if I am needed
* Gemmatey obtains a platypus
<Gemmatey> ...
*** tehpirate is now known as tehyoshi
*** Twibeard is now known as Twi
<Twi> Yeah g'night all, this adventure was fun
*** Gemmatey is now known as Gem
<tehyoshi> Tune in tomorrow for another exciting installment to Financially Challenged Pirates
<tehyoshi> What will happen with the dead manager's body? What will the pirates do at an abandoned Dairy Queen establishment?
<tehyoshi> And what the heck is Gemmatey even doing?
<tehyoshi> Tomorrow at 5 PM, 6 PM central.
<Gem> The world may never know...
<Enrique> ...It actually would be reversed, John.
<Enrique> "6 PM, 5 PM Central."
<tehyoshi> Sh... [plothole] remember?
<Enrique> Oh...

[Toshi]

* Pawy ([e-mail]) has joined #yc
* bahamut gives voice to Pawy
<Twi> Hello Pawy
* Pawy has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<Twi> Goodbye Pawy
<Toshi> I'm quoting that XD
<Digi>

I lolled... a bit too loudly.

[teh yoshi]

<Gemmatey> shoes go mooshies too few two shoes
<tehyoshi> And typing out "cap'n" is awkwrd for me.
<Gemmatey> Yus! I mean... Ay!
<plebanshiren> boowackasha?
* Twi is now known as TwiBeard
<TwiBeard> Yarr
<plebanshiren> *yacka
* You are now known as tehpirate
<Gemmatey> IBOOCHICKAPOW
<plebanshiren> I wanna be a pirate D:
* moot is back (gone 18:18:24)
<tehpirate> Episode II or The Financially Challenged Pirates!
<Gemmatey> *BOOMCHICKAPOW
<plebanshiren> welcome back moot
<TwiBeard> Moot, join arr band o' pirates!
<moot> sup
<TwiBeard> You get a free eyepatch
<Gemmatey> Ay
<Gemmatey> And a peg leg!
<Gemmatey> *gets the saw ready*
<plebanshiren> moot ain't got legs
<Gemmatey> ...
<moot> no thanks I'm on the side of colossal space robots
<Gemmatey> 2 peg legs!
<TwiBeard> Yarr, then he just gets an eye patch
<plebanshiren> I wanna be a pirate D:
<moot> and I had an eyepatch before they were cool :[
<tehpirate> Eyepatch should be incentive enough.
<Gemmatey> Come back with a more piratey name!
* plebanshiren is now known as Plebthepirate
<moot> yeah but if I have 2 then I can't see anythuing
<Plebthepirate> howzat?
<tehpirate> That name needs to be more piratey.
<Plebthepirate> it's got pirate in it! D:
<Plebthepirate> how much more piratey can it be?
<moot> you could change your name to "pirate"
<TwiBeard> Something more witty
<tehpirate> Well, nowadays, you can't get away with "_____ the _____"
<moot> then its 100% pirate
<moot> or "piratepiratepiratepiratepiratepiratepiratepiratepirate"
<Plebthepirate> fine
<TwiBeard> Or you walk the absense of plank!
* Plebthepirate is now known as plebleg
<Gemmatey> The proverbial plank!
<Gemmatey> Better!
<plebleg> see what I did there? eh? eh?
<TwiBeard> Yarr, shuddup
<tehpirate> Yeah, the plank we bought at the hardware store for $7.59.
<TwiBeard> We are on the search for treasure and possibly more tacos
<Gemmatey> I got the carboard box... I mean... boat.
<TwiBeard> And grease for gem
<TwiBeard> Gemmatey*
<Gemmatey> :<
<tehpirate> And Plebleg, that should be good enough.
<Gemmatey> And toilet paper.
<tehpirate> For spitwad cannons?
<Gemmatey> Aye!
<tehpirate> Wicked.
<TwiBeard> We also need a rotating kill machine
<tehpirate> I mean aaarghsome.
<plebleg> what about a blender
<tehpirate> Twi, you've murdered enough!
<plebleg> without the portective shield around it =o
<TwiBeard> No blender, we arr too poor
<TwiBeard> There is never enough killin' fer a pirate?
<plebleg> for a blender?!
<plebleg> hmm
<TwiBeard> Be ye yeller-belly? First-mate?
<Gemmatey> Arrr, all we got are potatoes!
<Gemmatey> We got paper! It can give people paper cuts!
<TwiBeard> Make 'em into comic swords!
<tehpirate> But Twi... *whispers* we're just kids pretending to be pirates. We've ran away from too many cops as is!
<plebleg> and extreme spitwards
<TwiBeard> Arr, you raise a fair point
<tehpirate> *Ahem* NO! I am not yellerbelly!
<TwiBeard> But yer point sucks the proverbial plank!
<TwiBeard> Now to treasure!
<plebleg> yay treasure!
<TwiBeard> Gemmatey, set course for treasure
<Gemmatey> Aye!... *pushes cardboard boat*
<tehpirate> You still have the kids' meal menu map?
<Gemmatey> Aye sir!
<Gemmatey> I mean, cappen'!
<TwiBeard> Excellent
<Gemmatey> To the Q!
<TwiBeard> Now set you boat to ther Q, Gemmatey! Quickly!
<plebleg> what can I do?
<Gemmatey> *turns the boat... West*
<tehpirate> We've been to Q already, sir. We've plundered the bejesus out of it.
<Gemmatey> We didn't get the gold!
<Gemmatey> And you got keys!
<tehpirate> Yeah, we did. The mayor's wallet and driver's license.
<tehpirate> And keys to the restroom!
<tehpirate> Shiny, at that.
<tehpirate> Fine, fine................ TO Q!!
<Gemmatey> I'm in the mood for pizza...
<tehpirate> ...You drive hard bargain.
<TwiBeard> There may be more stuff at Q
<TwiBeard> After that we try at that thar F
<plebleg> we can take the M1 to get to there
<TwiBeard> Don't you mean the 'igh seas?
<tehpirate> Well, you can all just go F yourselves. I'm in the mood for pizza.
<plebleg> that's it Twibeard, 'igh seas
<Gemmatey> I want pizza!
<TwiBeard> Then to Q, darn ye!
<plebleg> I want pizza aaar
<TwiBeard> Your arrrren't goin' fast enough!
<Gemmatey> Arrrrrrrr... *pushes boat suppeh fast*
<TwiBeard> The winds favour us today
<tehpirate> Supah fastah now!
<plebleg> beware of speed cameras D=
<tehpirate> And red crosswalk signs.
<Gemmatey> *faster...*
* plebleg tackles a speedcamera
<Gemmatey> *stops at a red light*
<tehpirate> *Thud*
<TwiBeard> Arr! What be the meaning of this?!
<tehpirate> Other boats are passing, sir.
<Gemmatey> Red light capp'n!
<TwiBeard> Arr, very well
<Gemmatey> ...
<Gemmatey> ..
<Gemmatey> .
<TwiBeard> Wait yer scallywag! We're pirates
<TwiBeard> IGNORE DAR RULES!
<TwiBeard> Onwarrrds!
<Gemmatey> GO! *pushes boat*
<plebleg> I know we're law breaking Cap'n but...is it really wise to go against...the red spot?
<Gemmatey> Are we lost yet?
<tehpirate> Not yet! Keep goig.
<tehpirate> going*
<Gemmatey> Are we lost yet?
<tehpirate> I still see your house from here.
<Gemmatey> *pushes boat*
<TwiBeard> Fastar darn you!
<Gemmatey> FINE! *pushes boat fasta*
<tehpirate> Oh snap! Gemmatey's goin' to burn the cardboard bottom!
<tehpirate> This thing doesn't have wheels, you know!
<Gemmatey> Duh!
<TwiBeard> Arr, we need some sort of wheels
<Gemmatey> It's a boat.
<Gemmatey> Pssh.
<tehpirate> To the hardware store!
<Gemmatey> We need moolah!
<tehpirate> To the gas station!
<plebleg> quick! lets take the wheels off that pram *points*
<TwiBeard> Arr!
<Gemmatey> *set course to the gas stashun*
<tehpirate> Did ye get treasure from yer mum before we left?
<TwiBeard> Go Plebleg!
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* bahamut gives voice to Ruru
<plebleg> ahoy there wolf!
<tehpirate> That's the enemy!
<tehpirate> Don't ahoy the enemy. We'll be spotted.
<plebleg> *steals the pram wheels*
<TwiBeard> And look! It be a slow downward slope! Get the wheels and push it down, then let lady gravity do the work
<plebleg> D: I didn't know!
<tehpirate> Lady Gravi.... never mind.
<TwiBeard> Ninja ahoy! Fire the spitwad cannons!
<Ruru> Hey there, everyone. ^^
<plebleg> *fixes the wheels to the boat
* tehpirate chews spitwad.
<Gemmatey> *jumps in the boast* ^^
<tehpirate> Cannon ready, sir!
<plebleg> *gets in*
<Gemmatey> *boat
<TwiBeard> Aim!
<JayTanoshi> He's not the only Ninja. ^^ Hey Ruru.
<Ruru> =FD
<Ruru> *=D
<Ruru> Hey Jay. ^^
<Gemmatey> *throws marbel at Jay*
<plebleg> D; there's another! hard to starboard
<TwiBeard> Arr, we're goin' down the hill too fast!
<plebleg> eeer cardbaord =P
<Gemmatey> I found my marbels! ;D
<tehpirate> That'll do 'im in.
* plebleg holds out his hat to act like a sail
<TwiBeard> Throw them fastarrr!
<plebleg> that should slow us down a wee bit
<TwiBeard> Just put up the sail yer fool!
<plebleg> oh, we have one?
<TwiBeard> Yarr!
<Gemmatey> No...
* plebleg ups the sail...aaarg
<TwiBeard> What be a ship without a sail?!
<plebleg> a sailess ship?
<Gemmatey> Um... a cardboard one?
<TwiBeard> Where is our sail, Gemmatey?
<tehpirate> At Gemmatey's house.
<Gemmatey> I kinda... um forgot it?
<tehpirate> She forgot the bedspread yet again!
<Gemmatey> mMy mom wouldn't let meh! D:
<TwiBeard> I didn't buy this comical purple beard to be a harf-pirate! We must find one!
<plebleg> shall I up the hat then?
<tehpirate> Aaaargh, you're a pirate! You don't let her know, period.
<TwiBeard> Arrr, up the hat fer now
<TwiBeard> We shall make a sail from pizza boxes!
* plebleg ups the hat
<Gemmatey> Well, the other one got covered in taco grease.
<tehpirate> Yer mum hasn't washed it yet? Aaaaargh.
<TwiBeard> Arrr! Trechary!
<Gemmatey> Just use the hat thar!
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* bahamut gives voice to Blitzzoshi
<plebleg> she'll walk the plank when we get back
<TwiBeard> Hang yer head in prover'ial shame
<tehpirate> If she goes, then who'l direct our ship, sir?
<TwiBeard> Arr, fair point first mate
<Gemmatey>
<TwiBeard> Gemmatey, take us to thar pizzar, fast!
<Gemmatey> Yus! *pushes boat*
<tehpirate> To the pizza shop!
<TwiBeard> Away!
<Gemmatey> *heads West*
<TwiBeard> Let us sit back and relax fer now
<TwiBeard> Fer pizza awaits us
<Gemmatey> *accidentally pushes boat off a large hill*
<Gemmatey> Noooooooooooooo! Wait for me!
<Gemmatey> D:
<tehpirate> ...Um..
<TwiBeard> Arr! Darrrrrn yooooou!
<Gemmatey> *falls down hill*
<TwiBeard> She'll nevar catch up now, we need to do something!
<Gemmatey> *crash*
<Gemmatey> *pain*
<Gemmatey> *thud*
<Gemmatey> *crack*
<TwiBeard> Arr, she crashed and broke something
<TwiBeard> Shame
<plebleg> we'll moarn her dearly
<Gemmatey> ... Ow
<TwiBeard> We'll hav't'a put 'er down
* plebleg tries to slow the boat with his hat but is blown off by the force
<plebleg> D:
<Gemmatey> I'm okay!
<TwiBeard> Arr! We lost plebleg
<Gemmatey> Noooooooo! don't leave me agian!
<TwiBeard> And Gemmatey is ok
* TwiBeard holds out hand "Jump in yer fool!"
<Thornberry> RURU
<tehpirate> A damsel in distress is calling out for a ninja!
<tehpirate> What should we do, sir?
<TwiBeard> Arr, that be no damsel
<Gemmatey> I just cracked my skull, no biggy... wow, where am I?
<tehpirate> ...What IS it, then?
<Gemmatey> Cool! Pirates... and ninjas!
<TwiBeard> Sea monster! Fire!
<TwiBeard> Arr ye ok, Gemmatey?
<Gemmatey> Who are you? AHHHH! A PIRATE! *runs*
* plebleg parachutes back into the boat after being in the air for a while
<plebleg> phew! aaarr!
<TwiBeard> Arr, where are ye runnin', Gemmatey? There is nowhere in this ship, and ye'r a pirate too
<Gemmatey> Really... so I get to break stuff?
<TwiBeard> Yarr, ye broke yerself then
<TwiBeard> We are off to pizza, and ye were guidin' the boat thar
<tehpirate> Yar.
<TwiBeard> First-mate, how close arrr we to the pizza?
<Gemmatey> Oh... hey... the pizza place is right thar!
<TwiBeard> ARR!
<plebleg> R!
<tehpirate> According to the kids' meal map, we're about 4 inches away.
<Gemmatey> See! PIZZA PLACE.
<TwiBeard> How much money do we have?
<plebleg> *counts*
<Gemmatey> I got a nickel...
<plebleg> 2 and ahlaf pence
<tehpirate> From Gemmatey's mum, we've got abount... that.
<plebleg> *a half
<TwiBeard> Arr, that a shame, we have not enough for meerly one pizza
<tehpirate> To the gas station!
<TwiBeard> We must therefore resort to pirateness!
<tehpirate> Or that!
<TwiBeard> We shall steal their plunder and ransac their place!
<Gemmatey> And I got $175 dollars.... in gift cards to Barns & Nobels....
<plebleg> lets burst through the windows and pillage the pizza place!
<tehpirate> ...What the heck?
<TwiBeard> Fire the spidwad cannon at thar door
<tehpirate> Chewing, sir!
<TwiBeard> Excellent
* tehpirate chews toilet paper.
<Gemmatey> Chyeah! *throws a marbel at the glass window*
<TwiBeard> Good, Gemmatey
<Gemmatey> DIEDIEDIEDIE!
<tehpirate> Cannon ready, sir.
<TwiBeard> You stay out here and hail them with these
<tehpirate> *Loads giant straw*
* plebleg throws himself at the window
<TwiBeard> Fire, First-mate!
<plebleg> SMASH!
<tehpirate> ...What the heck was that!?
<plebleg> ...whoops
<TwiBeard> Me and Plebleg will grab to look
<TwiBeard> loot*
<plebleg> aye aye Cap'n!
<tehpirate> All right, looks like the door's open! Let's go, go, go!
* TwiBeard gets out cardboard sword and dinner knife and charges in!
<Gemmatey> And... Gemmatey got to go to the hospital for that cuncussion. Have to go!
* Gemmatey has quit (Quit: Gemmatey)
* plebleg runs into the resuarant full of petrified customers and grabs all the pizza boxes
<tehpirate> *Looks down at Gemmatey* We're going to hell in a handbasket, aren't we?
<plebleg> no, just gemmatey
<TwiBeard> ARR, CHEESE IT, IT BE THE FUZZ!
<plebleg> D: dang'd ARR!
<plebleg> quick back in the boat
* TwiBeard leaps in and takes over throwing marbles and grabs Gemmatey's corpse. Plebleg, push this boat away!
<plebleg> I'll push!
<TwiBeard> "*"
<tehpirate> Poor Gemmatey has passed out from all that excitement.
* plebleg starts pushing with all his might
<plebleg> lets get outta here!
<TwiBeard> First to the medic-area, we shall leave Gemmatey thar
<TwiBeard> We shall eat these 25 pizzars between now and whenever we finish
<TwiBeard> And make a sail out of them!
<plebleg> *sigh* *turns the boat around and pushes towards the hospital
<plebleg> **
<tehpirate> ...That's not feasible, sir.
<tehpirate> Pizza boxes, maybe. But pizzas themselves? That's a terrible waste.
<plebleg> aye!
<TwiBeard> Arr, a slip of the pirate tongue
<tehpirate> Don't want to lose it, now do you?
<TwiBeard> Make the sails out of the boxes
<plebleg> we need threads and needles for such a task cap'n
<plebleg> supplies of which we donny have!
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<TwiBeard> Arr, we shall take some from thar hospital
<plebleg> aye aye cap'n!
<TwiBeard> Push fastar!
<Yoshiken> Hello all XD
<TwiBeard> Arr! Be ye friend or foe?
* plebleg continues to push the boat towarss the hospital
<plebleg> *towards
<JayTanoshi> Hey there. ^^
<Yoshiken> I be foe!
<Yoshiken> Hoist the mooring line!
<plebleg> D: evil!
<TwiBeard> He's a ninja!
<Yoshiken> we port here!
<TwiBeard> Fire the spitwad cannon!
<tehpirate> Chewing, sir!
* tehpirate chews more toilet paper.
<TwiBeard> You shall not last long, ninja scalley-wag!
<Yoshiken> I need to speak with the g'vner,
<tehpirate> Loading cannon. Fire when ready.
<Yoshiken> my sails!
<TwiBeard> He's an east-londener ninja!
<Yoshiken> they be made of fine cloth!
<TwiBeard> FIRE FIRE FIRE!
<plebleg> he wan'ts our booty cap'n!
<Yoshiken> if ye shoot...
* tehpirate shoots through giant straw.
* tehpirate gives voice to Yoshiken
<Yoshiken> BOARD THE ENEMY VESSEL!
<TwiBeard> Hold fire!
<plebleg> crap!
<TwiBeard> I'll rephrase my question
<TwiBeard> Friend being pirate, foe being ninja
<Yoshiken> hoist the brig to the main planks!
<TwiBeard> Are you FRIEND or FOE?
<Yoshiken> well then, I be friend ^^
<tehpirate> ...Uh...
<TwiBeard> Arr, then join our ship
<plebleg> ummm
<plebleg> welcome aboard!
<Yoshiken> join your lubberous crew eh?
<TwiBeard> We arr off to make a sail from these pizza boxes instead of using that hat
<TwiBeard> We even have someone to push thar vessel
* plebleg waves
<tehpirate> Yarharharhar.
<plebleg> except when we go downhill, we got wheels now cap'n
<Yoshiken> well then matey, you got yourself a musketeer
<tehpirate> Anyway, we should be heading back to Q.
<Yoshiken> Q?
<TwiBeard> Arr, welcome aboard, what be yer name, squire?
<plebleg> it's our substitute for X
<plebleg> I think
<TwiBeard> First hospital, then Q
<Yoshiken> my name...
<TwiBeard> We could not afford an X
<plebleg> pirate name
<tehpirate> We couldn't afford an X, what he sauid.
<Yoshiken> My name strikes instant fear into the hearts...and lungs...of millions
<tehpirate> ...And that is?
<Yoshiken> it be'est...
<TwiBeard> That's not very piratey
<TwiBeard> I'll call ye Wiggles from now on, ok?
<Yoshiken> Fabio, the exotic spanish singer
<Yoshiken> or Wiggles
<Yoshiken> Wiggles sounds fine
<plebleg> Wiggles!
<tehpirate> ...Uh...
<TwiBeard> Change yer name tag accordingly, Wiggles
<tehpirate> Wiggles is so in charge of swabbin' the decks.
<TwiBeard> Aye
<TwiBeard> But there be not much deck
<TwiBeard> And water would destory the vessel
<tehpirate> Or anything to swab with other than toilet paper.
<TwiBeard> Arr
<tehpirate> Okay, he'll be dustin' the decks.
<Yoshiken> I shall change my name accordingly, after I get back from my rum (brb, I am heckuva hungry XD)
<plebleg> yeh if he gets the deck wet, we'll fall right through itD:
<TwiBeard> We need some metal, we shall also take that from the hospital
<TwiBeard> And some pillows!
<tehpirate> (Be right back, I hunger, too)
* tehpirate faints.
<TwiBeard> Arr, another fainter!
<plebleg> how much farther to the hospital¬
<plebleg> *!
<plebleg> looks like it's just us now cap'n
<TwiBeard> Not far, over thar, about 1 mile
<TwiBeard> I'll get this scalley-wag up
* Yoshiken has quit (Quit: Yoshiken)
<plebleg> oh geeze! I mean....AAR aye aye cap'n and all that jazz
* plebleg pushes on
<TwiBeard> But first, I'll dig into this pizza (I'm also hungry, I'll be "eating pizza")
<TwiBeard> Just keep pushin', ye hear?
<plebleg> D= hey, the boat motor (me) gets hungry too
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<Wiggles> stupid computer
<plebleg> Welcome back Wiggles
<Wiggles> Im sending it to ol' Davy Jones Lock'r
<plebleg> let it rot ther fer eternity! R!
<plebleg> ok! we're at the hospital! (now I just need the cap'n to snap out of his pizza eating trance and give commands)
* tehpirate gives voice to Wiggles
<Wiggles> so what is my devious job for now captain
<plebleg> shhhh he's "eating pizza"
<Wiggles> gasp!
<Wiggles> ...I want pizza ;_;
<plebleg> anyway, BRB a pirate must go and releive him of his duties
<plebleg> himself
<plebleg> **
<Wiggles> has everyone gone ashore but me, the new recruit?
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* bahamut gives voice to GD
<Ruru> Hey, bro. ^^
<GD> Heya. ^^
<JayTanoshi> Hey GD. ^^
<Ruru> How are you?
<GD> Hey there. ^^
<GD> I'm alright.
<plebleg> back
<plebleg> heay GD
<plebleg> *heya
<Ruru> Good to hear. ^^
<GD> Heya
<Wiggles> Hey there y'alls
<TwiBeard> Arr, I are back
<plebleg> welcome back cap'n
<plebleg> we're at the hostpital and awaiting orders
<Wiggles> Welcome back captain!
<TwiBeard> Arr, excellent
<Wiggles> aye, awaiting orders
<TwiBeard> Plebleg, take Gemmatey to a medical-guy. Wiggles, you burst in and steal some pillows, metal trays and some thread and needles
<JayTanoshi> I'll brb.
<Wiggles> let me prepare my shot with the p'wder
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* bahamut gives voice to Gar
* plebleg carries Gemmatey to a hospital bed
<Wiggles> and allow my cutlass to breathe in the smell of dry land
<Ruru> Hey Gar.
<plebleg> shall Iget some supplies too cap'n?!
<Gar> Yo, Ruru.
<GD> Hey there. ^^
<TwiBeard> Arr, if you can Plebleg
<Wiggles> Welcome aboard
<TwiBeard> No!
<TwiBeard> He be Ninja!
<Gar> Rawr.
* plebleg pillages the first floor of the hospital, robbing all the pillows and needles and threads!
<Wiggles> Gasp!
<Wiggles> you took my job!
<TwiBeard> Wiggles! New plan!
<TwiBeard> Take down the ninja!
* Gar sticks a chopstick in the boat.
<Gar> Ha! Haha! Ha ha ha! *poof*
<plebleg> fire the hospital at em cap'n?
<TwiBeard> His laugh is silly
<plebleg> he's very poofy
<Wiggles> *gathers some metal trays, and some oxygen tanks*
<Wiggles> these will come in handy sir!
<TwiBeard> arr good work
<plebleg> don't ofrget those silly hospital meals
<TwiBeard> Who gave Gemmatey to the hospital?
<Wiggles> with the jello!
<plebleg> *forget
<plebleg> I did cap'n
<plebleg> yeh!
<Wiggles> that always seems too liquidy
<plebleg> needs more Jell, less lo
<TwiBeard> Don't worry, we have enough pizzar for days
<Wiggles> I also grabbed one of those ER beds!
<plebleg> no, I mean as a weapon cap'n
<TwiBeard> Arr, we can attach that to the boat
<plebleg> hospital food is leathal!
<Wiggles> arrrr...
<plebleg> R!
* Gar poofs back in, and drops a firecracker in their ship, "Ha! Ha! Ha, you foolish pirates shall never win because you do not have the awesome that us ninjas do, haha!" and dissapears.
<TwiBeard> Your arrr is lazy, Plebleg
* TwiBeard moves the firecracker
<plebleg> Gar missed by the way
<TwiBeard> You retarrrrd
<plebleg> he hit our decoy
<Wiggles> hurry, to the rear sails, and up to the crows nest!
<TwiBeard> We don't have any of that!
<plebleg> we have a crows nest?
<plebleg> I didn't think so
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* bahamut sets mode +a #yc Strangie
* bahamut gives channel operator status to Strangie
<TwiBeard> It's a carrrdboard box, damn it!
<Gar> STRANGIE!!
<plebleg> this ain't a luxury liner Wiggles!
<Gar> Save us from the idiot pirates. D=
<Ruru>
<Strangie> ...
<Wiggles> oh yeah!
* Strangie has left (Connection reset by peer)
<TwiBeard> That's Financially challenged, not idiot
<plebleg> destroy the poofy ninjas
<plebleg> *!!
<Wiggles> *places the ER bed upright*
<Wiggles> see!
<Wiggles> crows nest!
<Strangie> Who in the what now D:
<TwiBeard> It's Wiggles
<plebleg> ahh good thinking Wiggles!
<TwiBeard> Arr
<Wiggles> aye c'ptain
<Wiggles> *throws an oxygen tube over the cardboard box*
<plebleg> D:
<Wiggles> just thought we needed an anchor
<TwiBeard> Arr, that be a little heavy
<TwiBeard> Plebleg is a good enough anchor
<plebleg> it's gonna explode! you threw it onto hard concrete
<Wiggles> I threw the tube
<plebleg> I'm not that fat *goes emo* ...aarr
<Wiggles> not the actual tank ^^
<TwiBeard> Lets just go!
<Wiggles> yes!
<plebleg> aye aye c'p'n!
<TwiBeard> Push Plebleg push!
* plebleg pushes the boat along
<Wiggles> to the ends of the 7 seas!
* tehpirate gets back up.
<TwiBeard> Or 7th street
<Wiggles> or at least across the block
<TwiBeard> Arr, First-mate
<plebleg> that's where Mcdonalds is right?
<TwiBeard> Good you could return
<plebleg> welcome back Tehpirate!
<Strangie> Pah on pirates
<TwiBeard> Quite you!
<tehpirate> Rawk!
<Strangie> Quite me, eh?
<TwiBeard> Come join us, we have a spitwad cannon, marbles and wheels
<Wiggles> Pirates aren't very good with grammar
<plebleg> yes or I'll kick you >=3
<Wiggles> and an ER bed!
<TwiBeard> And you get a free eyepatch
<Strangie> No, that's okay.
<Strangie> I'm not the pirate-type.
<Wiggles> he denied our generous offer
<tehpirate> Then he must be ninja. There is no inbetween.